diff --git a/code/citadel/cit_miscreants.dm b/code/citadel/cit_miscreants.dm
index ea23a74722..241e65c09e 100644
--- a/code/citadel/cit_miscreants.dm
+++ b/code/citadel/cit_miscreants.dm
@@ -25,4 +25,19 @@
 	explanation_text = "Something broke. Horribly. Dear god, im so sorry. Yell about this in the coderbus discussion channel of citadels discord."
 
 /datum/objective/miscreant/blockade
-	explanation_text = "Try to completely block off access to an area, claiming that it's too dangerous."
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+	explanation_text = "Try to completely block off access to an area, under the pretense that it's too dangerous."
+
+/datum/objective/miscreant/incompetent
+	explanation_text = "Be as useless and incompetent as possible without getting killed."
+
+/datum/objective/miscreant/strike
+	explanation_text = "Try to convince your department to go on strike, and refuse to do any work."
+
+/datum/objective/miscreant/litterbug
+	explanation_text = "Make a huge mess wherever you go."
+
+/datum/objective/miscreant/stalk
+	explanation_text = "Single out a crew member and stalk them everywhere."
+
+/datum/objective/miscreant/creepy
+	explanation_text = "Sneak around looking as suspicious as possible without actually doing anything illegal."