diff --git a/code/modules/cargo/bounties/reagent.dm b/code/modules/cargo/bounties/reagent.dm
index ca76c80df7..391b4ff464 100644
--- a/code/modules/cargo/bounties/reagent.dm
+++ b/code/modules/cargo/bounties/reagent.dm
@@ -105,6 +105,7 @@ datum/bounty/reagent/complex_drink/New()
 		/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/hearty_punch,\
 		/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manhattan_proj,\
 		/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/narsour,\
+		/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cogchamp,\
 		/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/neurotoxin,\
 		/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/patron,\
 		/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/quadruple_sec,\
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm
index 9df650500a..c94118ddf1 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm
@@ -585,6 +585,14 @@
 	mix_message = "The mixture develops a sinister glow."
 	mix_sound = 'sound/effects/singlebeat.ogg'
 
+/datum/chemical_reaction/cogchamp
+	name = "CogChamp"
+	id = /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cogchamp
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cogchamp = 3)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cognac = 1, /datum/reagent/fuel = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/screwdrivercocktail = 1)
+	mix_message = "You hear faint sounds of gears turning as it mixes."
+	mix_sound = 'sound/effects/clockcult_gateway_closing.ogg'
+
 /datum/chemical_reaction/quadruplesec
 	name = "Quadruple Sec"
 	id = /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/quadruple_sec
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm
index 534509523a..1be9a0d72d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm
@@ -581,6 +581,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_windows_me_msg, list("Yo man, what if, we like, uh, put
 	if(cultslurring)
 		cultslurring = max(cultslurring-1, 0)
 
+	if(clockcultslurring)
+		clockcultslurring = max(clockcultslurring-1, 0)
+
 	if(silent)
 		silent = max(silent-1, 0)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living_defines.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living_defines.dm
index 84f0004805..031a2e9b94 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living_defines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living_defines.dm
@@ -89,6 +89,7 @@
 	var/stuttering = 0
 	var/slurring = 0
 	var/cultslurring = 0
+	var/clockcultslurring = 0
 	var/derpspeech = 0
 
 	var/list/implants = null
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
index 0fb48f65b1..1c74b3c5a2 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
@@ -354,6 +354,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(department_radio_keys, list(
 
 	if(cultslurring)
 		message = cultslur(message)
+	
+	if(clockcultslurring)
+		message = CLOCK_CULT_SLUR(message)
 
 	message = capitalize(message)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm
index d78d23c234..69c17b541d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_helpers.dm
@@ -147,6 +147,10 @@
 		. += newletter
 	return sanitize(.)
 
+//Ratvarian Slurring!
+
+#define CLOCK_CULT_SLUR(phrase) sanitize(text2ratvar(phrase))
+
 ///Adds stuttering to the message passed in
 /proc/stutter(phrase)
 	phrase = html_decode(phrase)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm
index 810124b2ba..95a151a2b2 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm
@@ -1509,6 +1509,23 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	M.stuttering = min(M.stuttering + 3, 3)
 	..()
 
+/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cogchamp
+	name = "CogChamp"
+	description = "Now you can fill yourself with the power of Ratvar!"
+	color = rgb(255, 201, 49)
+	boozepwr = 10
+	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
+	taste_description = "a brass taste with a hint of oil"
+	glass_icon_state = "cogchamp"
+	glass_name = "CogChamp"
+	glass_desc = "Not even Ratvar's Four Generals could withstand this!  Qevax Jryy!"
+	value = 8.13
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cogchamp/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	M.clockcultslurring = min(M.clockcultslurring + 3, 3)
+	M.stuttering = min(M.stuttering + 3, 3)
+	..()
+
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/triple_sec
 	name = "Triple Sec"
 	description = "A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur."
diff --git a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi
index b03a1cdeae..e567ad9311 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi and b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi differ