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+author: "Dax Dupont"
+delete-after: True
+changes:
+ - balance: "Others can now take off your tinfoil hat as seemingly originally intended."
+ - balance: "Due to the nature of tinfoil hats, the delay of putting a tinfoil hat on unwilling participants has been increased."