diff --git a/code/modules/events/holiday/vday.dm b/code/modules/events/holiday/vday.dm
index e5c471c50c..d3cbf03581 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/holiday/vday.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/holiday/vday.dm
@@ -68,63 +68,6 @@
 	message = pick(GLOB.flirts)
 	return ..()
 
-GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(flirts, "Roses are red / Violets are good / One day while Andy...",
-					"My love for you is like the singularity. It cannot be contained.",
-					"Will you be my lusty xenomorph maid?",
-					"We go together like the clown and the external airlock.",
-					"Roses are red / Liches are wizards / I love you more than a whole squad of lizards.",
-					"Be my valentine. Law 2.",
-					"You must be a mime, because you leave me speechless.",
-					"I love you like Ian loves the HoP.",
-					"You're hotter than a plasma fire in toxins.",
-					"Are you a rogue atmos tech? Because you're taking my breath away.",
-					"Could I have all access... to your heart?",
-					"Call me the doctor, because I'm here to inspect your johnson.",
-					"I'm not a changeling, but you make my proboscis extend.",
-					"I just can't get EI NATH of you.",
-					"You must be a nuke op, because you make my heart explode.",
-					"Roses are red / Botany is a farm / Not being my Valentine / causes human harm.",
-					"I want you more than an assistant wants insulated gloves.",
-					"If I was a security officer, I'd brig you all shift.",
-					"Are you the janitor? Because I think I've fallen for you.",
-					"You're always valid to my heart.",
-					"I'd risk the wrath of the gods to bwoink you.",
-					"You look as beautiful now as the last time you were cloned.",
-					"Someone check the gravitational generator, because I'm only attracted to you.",
-					"If I were the warden I'd always let you into my armory.",
-					"The virologist is rogue, and the only cure is a kiss from you.",
-					"Would you spend some time in my upgraded sleeper?",
-					"You must be a silicon, because you've unbolted my heart.",
-					"Are you Nar'Sie? Because there's nar-one else I sie.",
-					"If you were a taser, you'd be set to stunning.",
-					"Do you have stamina damage from running through my dreams?",
-					"If I were an alien, would you let me hug you?",
-					"My love for you is stronger than a reinforced wall.",
-					"This must be the captain's office, because I see a fox.",
-					"I'm not a highlander, but there can only be one for me.",
-					"The floor is made of lava! Quick, get on my bed.",
-					"If you were an abandoned station you'd be the DEARelict.",
-					"If you had a pickaxe you'd be a shaft FINEr.",
-					"Roses are red, tide is gray, if I were an assistant I'd steal you away.",
-					"Roses are red, text is green, I love you more than cleanbots clean.",
-					"If you were a carp I'd fi-lay you.",
-					"I'm a nuke op, and my pinpointer leads to your heart.",
-					"Wanna slay my megafauna?",
-					"I'm a clockwork cultist. Or zl inyragvar.",
-					"If you were a disposal bin I'd ride you all day.",
-					"Put on your explorer's suit because I'm taking you to LOVEaland.",
-					"I must be the CMO, 'cause I saw you on my CUTE sensors.",
-					"You're the vomit to my flyperson.",
-					"You must be liquid dark matter, because you're pulling me closer.",
-					"Not even sorium can drive me away from you.",
-					"Wanna make like a borg and do some heavy petting?",
-					"Are you powering the station? Because you super matter to me.",
-					"I wish science could make me a bag of holding you.",
-					"Let's call the emergency CUDDLE.",
-					"I must be tripping on BZ, because I saw an angel walk by.",
-					"Wanna empty out my tool storage?",
-					"Did you visit the medbay after you fell from heaven?",
-					"Are you wearing space pants? Wanna not be?" )
 
 /obj/item/valentine/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
 	..()