diff --git a/code/citadel/cit_crewobjectives.dm b/code/citadel/cit_crewobjectives.dm
index 71a146fc22..c5e929aca5 100644
--- a/code/citadel/cit_crewobjectives.dm
+++ b/code/citadel/cit_crewobjectives.dm
@@ -47,7 +47,7 @@
 		return 0
 
 /datum/objective/crew/captain/datfukkendisk
-	explanation_text = "Defend the nuclear authentication disk at all costs, and personally deliver it to Centcom."
+	explanation_text = "Defend the nuclear authentication disk at all costs, and be the one to personally deliver it to Centcom."
 
 /datum/objective/crew/captain/datfukkendisk/check_completion()
 	if(owner.current && owner.current.check_contents_for(/obj/item/disk/nuclear) && SSshuttle.emergency.shuttle_areas[get_area(owner.current)])
@@ -55,6 +55,28 @@
 	else
 		return 0
 
+/datum/objective/crew/headofpersonnel/
+
+/datum/objective/crew/headofpersonnel/ian
+	explanation_text = "Defend Ian at all costs, and ensure he gets delivered to Centcom at the end of the shift."
+
+/datum/objective/crew/headofpersonnel/ian/check_completion()
+	if(owner.current)
+		for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/Ian/goodboy in world)
+			if(goodboy.stat != DEAD && SSshuttle.emergency.shuttle_areas[get_area(goodboy)])
+				return 1
+		return 0
+	return 0
+
+/datum/objective/crew/headofpersonnel/datfukkendisk
+	explanation_text = "Defend the nuclear authentication disk at all costs, and be the one to personally deliver it to Centcom."
+
+/datum/objective/crew/headofpersonnel/datfukkendisk/check_completion()
+	if(owner.current && owner.current.check_contents_for(/obj/item/disk/nuclear) && SSshuttle.emergency.shuttle_areas[get_area(owner.current)])
+		return 1
+	else
+		return 0
+
 /*				SECURITY OBJECTIVES				*/
 
 /datum/objective/crew/headofsecurity/
@@ -70,6 +92,15 @@
 					return 0
 		return 1
 
+/datum/objective/crew/headofsecurity/datfukkendisk
+	explanation_text = "Defend the nuclear authentication disk at all costs, and be the one to personally deliver it to Centcom."
+
+/datum/objective/crew/headofsecurity/datfukkendisk/check_completion()
+	if(owner.current && owner.current.check_contents_for(/obj/item/disk/nuclear) && SSshuttle.emergency.shuttle_areas[get_area(owner.current)])
+		return 1
+	else
+		return 0
+
 /datum/objective/crew/securityofficer/
 
 /datum/objective/crew/securityofficer/justicecrew