Adds ~70 more suicides

code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/glass.dm

@@ -24,6 +24,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(glass_recipes, list ( \
 	merge_type = /obj/item/stack/sheet/glass
 	grind_results = list("silicon" = 20)
 
+/obj/item/stack/sheet/glass/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] begins to slice [user.p_their()] neck with \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+	return BRUTELOSS
+
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/glass/cyborg
 	materials = list()
 	is_cyborg = 1

code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/mineral.dm

@@ -152,6 +152,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uranium_recipes, list ( \
 	materials = list(MAT_PLASMA=MINERAL_MATERIAL_AMOUNT)
 	grind_results = list("plasma" = 20)
 
+/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/plasma/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] begins licking \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+	return TOXLOSS//dont you kids know that stuff is toxic?
+
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(plasma_recipes, list ( \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("plasma door", /obj/structure/mineral_door/transparent/plasma, 10, one_per_turf = 1, on_floor = 1), \
 	new/datum/stack_recipe("plasma tile", /obj/item/stack/tile/mineral/plasma, 1, 4, 20), \

code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm

@@ -132,6 +132,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(metal_recipes, list ( \
 	recipes = GLOB.metal_recipes
 	return ..()
 
+/obj/item/stack/sheet/metal/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] begins whacking themselves over the head with \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+	return BRUTELOSS
+	
 /*
  * Plasteel
  */