Adds ~70 more suicides

code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm

@@ -286,6 +286,31 @@
 	var/brightness_on = 6 //TWICE AS BRIGHT AS A REGULAR ESWORD
 	var/list/possible_colors = list("red", "blue", "green", "purple")
 
+/obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	if(wielded)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] begins spinning way too fast! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+		
+		var/obj/item/bodypart/head/myhead = user.get_bodypart("head")//stole from chainsaw code
+		var/obj/item/organ/brain/B = user.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN)
+		B.vital = FALSE//this cant possibly be a good idea
+		var/randdir
+		for(var/i in 1 to 24)//like a headless chicken!
+			if(user.is_holding(src))
+				randdir = pick(GLOB.alldirs)
+				user.Move(get_step(user, randdir),randdir)
+				user.emote("spin")
+				if (i == 3 && myhead)
+					myhead.drop_limb()
+				sleep(3)
+			else
+				user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] panics and starts choking to death!</span>")
+				return OXYLOSS
+		
+		
+	else
+		user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] begins beating [user.p_them()]self to death with \the [src]'s handle! It probably would've been cooler if [user.p_they()] turned it on first!</span>")
+	return BRUTELOSS
+
 /obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
 	if(LAZYLEN(possible_colors))
@@ -445,6 +470,17 @@
 	var/obj/item/grenade/explosive = null
 	var/war_cry = "AAAAARGH!!!"
 
+/obj/item/twohanded/spear/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] begins to sword-swallow \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+	if(explosive)
+		user.say("[war_cry]")
+		explosive.forceMove(user)
+		explosive.prime()
+		user.gib()
+		qdel(src)
+		return BRUTELOSS
+	return BRUTELOSS
+
 /obj/item/twohanded/spear/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
 	AddComponent(/datum/component/jousting)