diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/nutcracker.dm b/code/modules/surgery/nutcracker.dm
index 6b7b6ee261..580a1f4872 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/nutcracker.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/nutcracker.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /obj/item/nutcracker
 	name = "nutcracker"
-	desc = "It seems oversized... quite much... you could fit a head in it."
+	desc = "It seems quite oversized. You could probably even crush a watermelon with it."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/surgery.dmi'
 	icon_state = "nutcracker"
 	force = 10
@@ -8,22 +8,62 @@
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
 	attack_verb = list("smashed", "beaten", "crushed")
 
-/obj/item/nutcracker/attack(mob/living/carbon/M, mob/user)
+/obj/item/nutcracker/proc/gib_head(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	var/obj/item/bodypart/head = M.get_bodypart("head")
+	if(!head)
+		return
+
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
+	var/list/organs = M.getorganszone("head") + M.getorganszone("eyes") + M.getorganszone("mouth")
+	for(var/internal_organ in organs)
+		var/obj/item/organ/I = internal_organ
+		I.Remove(M)
+		I.forceMove(T)
+	head.drop_limb()
+	qdel(head)
+	new M.gib_type(T,1,M.get_static_viruses())
+	M.add_splatter_floor(T)
+	playsound(M, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+//It's a bit of a clusterfuck, but if someone wants, it can be easily repurposed to work on other limbs too.
+/obj/item/nutcracker/attack(mob/living/carbon/M, mob/living/carbon/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!get_turf(M))
+		return
 	if(!istype(M))
 		return
-	if(user && imp)
-		if(M != user)
-			M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] is attempting to implant [M].</span>")
+	if(M == user) //just use the suicide verb instead
+		return
+	if(user.zone_selected != "head")
+		return
+	if(!target_limb)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[M] has no [parse_zone(target_zone)]!</span>")
+		return
+	if(!get_location_accessible(M, target_zone))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Expose [M]\s head before trying to crush it!</span>")
+		return
 
-		var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
-		if(T && (M == user || do_mob(user, M, 50)))
-			if(src && imp)
-				if(imp.implant(M, user))
-					if (M == user)
-						to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You implant yourself.</span>")
-					else
-						M.visible_message("[user] has implanted [M].", "<span class='notice'>[user] implants you.</span>")
-					imp = null
-					update_icon()
-				else
-					to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] fails to implant [M].</span>")
+	var/target_zone = "head"
+	var/obj/item/bodypart/target_limb = M.get_bodypart(target_zone)
+	var/crush_time = max(0, 400 - target_limb.brute_dam*2)
+
+	M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] is trying to crush [M]\s head with \the [src]!</span>")
+
+
+	if(do_mob(user, M, crush_time))
+		if(get_location_accessible(M, target_zone) && target_limb) //Yes, two checks, before and after the timer. What if someone puts a helmet on the guy while you're crushing his head?
+			M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M]\s head cracks like a watermelon, spilling everything inside, as it becomes an unrecognizable mess!</span>")
+			gib_head(M)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Expose [M]\s head before trying to crush it!</span>")
+
+
+/obj/item/nutcracker/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	var/obj/item/bodypart/target_limb = user.get_bodypart("head")
+	if(target_limb) //I mean like... for example lings can be still alive without heads.
+		user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is crushing [user.p_their()] own head with \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 30))
+			gib_head(user)
+	else
+		return
+	return (BRUTELOSS)
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
index 702ddb71a3..798b495cfd 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
@@ -988,6 +988,12 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uplink_items, subtypesof(/datum/uplink_item))
 	item = /obj/item/storage/backpack/duffelbag/syndie/surgery
 	cost = 3
 
+/datum/uplink_item/device_tools/nutcracker
+	name = "Nutcracker"
+	desc = "An oversized version of what you'd initially expect here. Big enough to crush skulls."
+	item = /obj/item/nutcracker
+	cost = 1
+
 /datum/uplink_item/device_tools/surgerybag_adv
 	name = "Syndicate Surgery Duffel Bag"
 	desc = "The Syndicate surgery duffel bag is a toolkit containing all newest surgery tools, surgical drapes, \
@@ -1511,7 +1517,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uplink_items, subtypesof(/datum/uplink_item))
 	cost = 15
 	restricted_roles = list("Clown")
 
-/datum/uplink_item/device_tools/honkpins //Idealy so they can place it into their own guns without needing cargo 
+/datum/uplink_item/device_tools/honkpins //Idealy so they can place it into their own guns without needing cargo
 	name = "Hilarious firing pin"
 	desc = "A single firing pin made for Clown agents, this firing pin makes any gun honk when fired if not a true clown! \
 	This firing pin also helps you fire the gun correctly. May the HonkMother HONK you agent."