diff --git a/code/_onclick/ai.dm b/code/_onclick/ai.dm
index ac03465773..14c48fbcaa 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/ai.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/ai.dm
@@ -176,6 +176,10 @@
 	toggle_on()
 	add_fingerprint(usr)
 
+/* Holopads */
+/obj/machinery/holopad/AIAltClick(mob/living/silicon/ai/user)
+	hangup_all_calls()
+
 //
 // Override TurfAdjacent for AltClicking
 //
diff --git a/code/datums/components/material_container.dm b/code/datums/components/material_container.dm
index 548cdb8f97..830f2d9a42 100644
--- a/code/datums/components/material_container.dm
+++ b/code/datums/components/material_container.dm
@@ -78,7 +78,7 @@
 		requested_amount = input(user, "How much do you want to insert?", "Inserting [S.singular_name]s") as num|null
 		if(isnull(requested_amount) || (requested_amount <= 0))
 			return
-		if(QDELETED(I) || QDELETED(user) || QDELETED(src) || parent != current_parent || !user.canUseTopic(current_parent) || !user.is_holding(I) || !user.Adjacent(current_parent))
+		if(QDELETED(I) || QDELETED(user) || QDELETED(src) || parent != current_parent || !user.canUseTopic(current_parent, BE_CLOSE) || !user.is_holding(I))
 			return
 	if(!user.temporarilyRemoveItemFromInventory(I))
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[I] is stuck to you and cannot be placed into [parent].</span>")
diff --git a/code/datums/components/rotation.dm b/code/datums/components/rotation.dm
index 23d5fda5d4..0a985a69cc 100644
--- a/code/datums/components/rotation.dm
+++ b/code/datums/components/rotation.dm
@@ -12,11 +12,11 @@
 	
 	var/rotation_flags = NONE
 	var/default_rotation_direction = ROTATION_CLOCKWISE
-	
+
 /datum/component/simple_rotation/Initialize(rotation_flags = NONE ,can_user_rotate,can_be_rotated,after_rotation)
 	if(!ismovableatom(parent))
 		return COMPONENT_INCOMPATIBLE
-	
+
 	//throw if no rotation direction is specificed ?
 
 	src.rotation_flags = rotation_flags
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@
 		src.can_user_rotate = can_user_rotate
 	else
 		src.can_user_rotate = CALLBACK(src,.proc/default_can_user_rotate)
-	
+
 	if(can_be_rotated)
 		src.can_be_rotated = can_be_rotated
 	else
@@ -89,7 +89,7 @@
 	after_rotation.Invoke(user,rotation_type)
 
 /datum/component/simple_rotation/proc/default_can_user_rotate(mob/living/user, rotation_type)
-	if(!istype(user) || !user.Adjacent(parent) || user.incapacitated())
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(parent, BE_CLOSE, NO_DEXTERY))
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
 		return FALSE
 	return TRUE
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/computer/apc_control.dm b/code/game/machinery/computer/apc_control.dm
index 4d4f1cb71f..03da8e2891 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/computer/apc_control.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/computer/apc_control.dm
@@ -94,7 +94,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/computer/apc_control/Topic(href, href_list)
 	if(..())
 		return
-	if(!usr || !usr.canUseTopic(src) || usr.incapacitated() || stat || QDELETED(src))
+	if(!usr || !usr.canUseTopic(src) || stat || QDELETED(src))
 		return
 	if(href_list["authenticate"])
 		var/obj/item/card/id/ID = usr.get_active_held_item()
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/computer/buildandrepair.dm b/code/game/machinery/computer/buildandrepair.dm
index 1cf95877dd..e32114340f 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/computer/buildandrepair.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/computer/buildandrepair.dm
@@ -147,7 +147,7 @@
 
 /obj/structure/frame/computer/AltClick(mob/user)
 	..()
-	if(!in_range(src, user) || !isliving(user) || user.incapacitated())
+	if(!isliving(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		return
 
 	if(anchored)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/defibrillator_mount.dm b/code/game/machinery/defibrillator_mount.dm
index c9b9670191..7f66045a81 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/defibrillator_mount.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/defibrillator_mount.dm
@@ -118,8 +118,8 @@
 	update_icon()
 	return TRUE
 
-/obj/machinery/defibrillator_mount/AltClick(mob/living/user)
-	if(!user.Adjacent(src) || !istype(user))
+/obj/machinery/defibrillator_mount/AltClick(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	if(!defib)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>It'd be hard to remove a defib unit from a mount that has none.</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm b/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
index 0af5e832bf..007ef8e986 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
@@ -135,8 +135,8 @@
 	..()
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to toggle modes.</span>")
 
-/obj/item/grenade/barrier/AltClick(mob/living/user)
-	if(!istype(user) || user.incapacitated())
+/obj/item/grenade/barrier/AltClick(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	toggle_mode(user)
 
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/hologram.dm b/code/game/machinery/hologram.dm
index 0642f1bef8..594394ea8a 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/hologram.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/hologram.dm
@@ -137,10 +137,6 @@ Possible to do for anyone motivated enough:
 
 	return ..()
 
-/obj/machinery/holopad/AltClick(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
-	if(isAI(user))
-		hangup_all_calls()
-		return
 
 /obj/machinery/holopad/interact(mob/living/carbon/human/user) //Carn: Hologram requests.
 	if(!istype(user))
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/launch_pad.dm b/code/game/machinery/launch_pad.dm
index d66427b9bc..e00e172e68 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/launch_pad.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/launch_pad.dm
@@ -168,10 +168,10 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/launchpad/briefcase/MouseDrop(over_object, src_location, over_location)
 	. = ..()
-	if(over_object == usr && Adjacent(usr))
+	if(over_object == usr)
 		if(!briefcase || !usr.can_hold_items())
 			return
-		if(usr.incapacitated())
+		if(!usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(usr)))
 			to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
 			return
 		usr.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[usr] starts closing [src]...</span>", "<span class='notice'>You start closing [src]...</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/mecha/mecha_actions.dm b/code/game/mecha/mecha_actions.dm
index 480c24b87f..eee71818c5 100644
--- a/code/game/mecha/mecha_actions.dm
+++ b/code/game/mecha/mecha_actions.dm
@@ -138,7 +138,7 @@
 	chassis.toggle_strafe()
 
 /obj/mecha/AltClick(mob/living/user)
-	if(user == occupant)
+	if((user == occupant) && user.canUseTopic(src))
 		toggle_strafe()
 
 /obj/mecha/proc/toggle_strafe()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm b/code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm
index 9e83a92847..f3940115d1 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm
@@ -113,10 +113,11 @@
 				update_label()
 
 /obj/item/card/id/attack_self(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] shows you: [icon2html(src, viewers(user))] [src.name].</span>", \
+	if(Adjacent(user))
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] shows you: [icon2html(src, viewers(user))] [src.name].</span>", \
 					"<span class='notice'>You show \the [src.name].</span>")
-	src.add_fingerprint(user)
-	return
+		add_fingerprint(user)
+		return
 
 /obj/item/card/id/examine(mob/user)
 	..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm b/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm
index afdeb4c658..428412e11a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm
@@ -145,7 +145,7 @@
 		ui.open()
 
 /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+	if(user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		if(has_cap)
 			is_capped = !is_capped
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The cap on [src] is now [is_capped ? "on" : "off"].</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/geiger_counter.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/geiger_counter.dm
index 6eb1017ae5..481ca2a722 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/geiger_counter.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/geiger_counter.dm
@@ -183,7 +183,7 @@
 		return ..()
 
 /obj/item/device/geiger_counter/AltClick(mob/living/user)
-	if(!istype(user) || user.incapacitated())
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return ..()
 	if(!scanning)
 		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>[src] must be on to reset its radiation level!</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/gps.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/gps.dm
index 2c75166789..b3e33ec8ba 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/gps.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/gps.dm
@@ -41,10 +41,12 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(GPS_list)
 	add_overlay("working")
 
 /obj/item/device/gps/AltClick(mob/user)
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
+		return
 	toggletracking(user)
 
 /obj/item/device/gps/proc/toggletracking(mob/user)
-	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return //user not valid to use gps
 	if(emped)
 		to_chat(user, "It's busted!")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/extinguisher.dm b/code/game/objects/items/extinguisher.dm
index b184868676..ecbb4de4a0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/extinguisher.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/extinguisher.dm
@@ -191,6 +191,8 @@
 		return ..()
 
 /obj/item/extinguisher/AltClick(mob/user)
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
+		return
 	EmptyExtinguisher(user)
 
 /obj/item/extinguisher/proc/EmptyExtinguisher(var/mob/user)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/flamethrower.dm b/code/game/objects/items/flamethrower.dm
index 8cc6d6b179..4bea9053a7 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/flamethrower.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/flamethrower.dm
@@ -135,7 +135,7 @@
 	toggle_igniter(user)
 
 /obj/item/flamethrower/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(ptank && isliving(user) && !user.incapacitated() && Adjacent(user))
+	if(ptank && isliving(user) && user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		user.put_in_hands(ptank)
 		ptank = null
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove the plasma tank from [src]!</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/pet_carrier.dm b/code/game/objects/items/pet_carrier.dm
index 4acebd6a34..fbdacfdbda 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/pet_carrier.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/pet_carrier.dm
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@
 	update_icon()
 
 /obj/item/pet_carrier/AltClick(mob/living/user)
-	if(open || !user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+	if(open || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	locked = !locked
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You flip the lock switch [locked ? "down" : "up"].</span>")
@@ -151,7 +151,7 @@
 		add_overlay("[locked ? "" : "un"]locked")
 
 /obj/item/pet_carrier/MouseDrop(atom/over_atom)
-	if(isopenturf(over_atom) && usr.Adjacent(over_atom) && open && occupants.len)
+	if(isopenturf(over_atom) && usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(usr)) && usr.Adjacent(over_atom) && open && occupants.len)
 		usr.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[usr] unloads [src].</span>", \
 		"<span class='notice'>You unload [src] onto [over_atom].</span>")
 		for(var/V in occupants)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/stack.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/stack.dm
index ccf4cfa860..d12f787d7d 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/stack.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/stack.dm
@@ -310,10 +310,7 @@
 		..()
 
 /obj/item/stack/AltClick(mob/living/user)
-	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
-		return
-	if(!in_range(src, user))
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		return
 	if(is_cyborg)
 		return
@@ -324,7 +321,7 @@
 		var/min = 0
 		var/max = get_amount()
 		var/stackmaterial = round(input(user,"How many sheets do you wish to take out of this stack? (Maximum  [max])") as num)
-		if(stackmaterial == null || stackmaterial <= min || stackmaterial >= get_amount() || !user.canUseTopic(src))
+		if(stackmaterial == null || stackmaterial <= min || stackmaterial >= get_amount() || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 			return
 		else
 			change_stack(user,stackmaterial)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/belt.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/belt.dm
index 3300f64948..8a44571220 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/belt.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/belt.dm
@@ -511,7 +511,7 @@
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click it to quickly draw the blade.</span>")
 
 /obj/item/storage/belt/sabre/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(!ishuman(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+	if(!iscarbon(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		return
 	if(contents.len)
 		var/obj/item/I = contents[1]
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/fancy.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/fancy.dm
index d21e6988f2..2baf26abae 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/fancy.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/fancy.dm
@@ -129,8 +129,8 @@
 	..()
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to extract contents.</span>")
 
-/obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(user.stat || user.restrained())
+/obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/AltClick(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		return
 	var/obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/W = locate(/obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette) in contents
 	if(W && contents.len > 0)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/lockbox.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/lockbox.dm
index 195d5b25f5..51a0d476c3 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/lockbox.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/lockbox.dm
@@ -129,7 +129,7 @@
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to [open ? "close":"open"] it.</span>")
 
 /obj/item/storage/lockbox/medal/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+	if(user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		if(!locked)
 			open = (open ? FALSE : TRUE)
 			update_icon()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
index dd3ef50a39..8350fce2b5 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
@@ -856,7 +856,7 @@
 	set name = "Flip Card"
 	set category = "Object"
 	set src in range(1)
-	if(usr.stat || !ishuman(usr) || !usr.canmove || usr.restrained())
+	if(!ishuman(usr) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	if(!flipped)
 		src.flipped = 1
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm b/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm
index b7013f5210..a6f4a52f69 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm
@@ -516,7 +516,7 @@
 			qdel(src)
 
 /obj/item/twohanded/spear/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+	if(user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		..()
 		if(!explosive)
 			return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/beds_chairs/bed.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/beds_chairs/bed.dm
index 72764f436d..b4b05e20a8 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/beds_chairs/bed.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/beds_chairs/bed.dm
@@ -78,13 +78,10 @@
 /obj/structure/bed/roller/MouseDrop(over_object, src_location, over_location)
 	. = ..()
 	if(over_object == usr && Adjacent(usr))
-		if(!ishuman(usr))
+		if(!ishuman(usr) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 			return 0
 		if(has_buckled_mobs())
 			return 0
-		if(usr.incapacitated())
-			to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
-			return 0
 		usr.visible_message("[usr] collapses \the [src.name].", "<span class='notice'>You collapse \the [src.name].</span>")
 		var/obj/structure/bed/roller/B = new foldabletype(get_turf(src))
 		usr.put_in_hands(B)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/beds_chairs/chair.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/beds_chairs/chair.dm
index 9c5fa40c62..913d22aa74 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/beds_chairs/chair.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/beds_chairs/chair.dm
@@ -36,7 +36,7 @@
 	var/mob/living/L = user
 
 	if(istype(L))
-		if(!user.Adjacent(src) || user.incapacitated())
+		if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
 			return FALSE
 		else
@@ -225,7 +225,7 @@
 	if(over_object == usr && Adjacent(usr))
 		if(!item_chair || !usr.can_hold_items() || has_buckled_mobs() || src.flags_1 & NODECONSTRUCT_1)
 			return
-		if(usr.incapacitated())
+		if(!usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(usr)))
 			to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
 			return
 		usr.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[usr] grabs \the [src.name].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You grab \the [src.name].</span>")
@@ -383,7 +383,7 @@
 
 /obj/structure/chair/brass/AltClick(mob/living/user)
 	turns = 0
-	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, be_close = TRUE))
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		return
 	if(!isprocessing)
 		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] spins [src] around, and Ratvarian technology keeps it spinning FOREVER.</span>", \
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
index de833f2bb1..08700369b9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
@@ -394,8 +394,7 @@
 
 /obj/structure/closet/AltClick(mob/user)
 	..()
-	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE) || !isturf(loc))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE) || !isturf(loc))
 		return
 	if(opened || !secure)
 		return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/extinguisher.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/extinguisher.dm
index 0a3574b1a6..bb223b2e04 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/extinguisher.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/extinguisher.dm
@@ -98,7 +98,7 @@
 	attack_hand(user)
 
 /obj/structure/extinguisher_cabinet/AltClick(mob/living/user)
-	if(user.incapacitated() || !Adjacent(user) || !istype(user))
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		return
 	toggle_cabinet(user)
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/guncase.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/guncase.dm
index 25073853ad..dd1f5609be 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/guncase.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/guncase.dm
@@ -81,7 +81,7 @@
 		var/obj/item/O = locate(href_list["retrieve"]) in contents
 		if(!O || !istype(O))
 			return
-		if(!usr.canUseTopic(src) || !open)
+		if(!usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE) || !open)
 			return
 		if(ishuman(usr))
 			if(!usr.put_in_hands(O))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/morgue.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/morgue.dm
index 6a2c763f4a..91c42f41af 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/morgue.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/morgue.dm
@@ -150,8 +150,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(bodycontainers) //Let them act as spawnpoints for revenants an
 
 /obj/structure/bodycontainer/morgue/AltClick(mob/user)
 	..()
-	if(user.incapacitated())
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	beeper = !beeper
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You turn the speaker function [beeper ? "off" : "on"].</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/reflector.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/reflector.dm
index a8ca42bff5..c8ef972a63 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/reflector.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/reflector.dm
@@ -161,7 +161,7 @@
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The rotation is locked!</span>")
 		return FALSE
 	var/new_angle = input(user, "Input a new angle for primary reflection face.", "Reflector Angle", rotation_angle) as null|num
-	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
 		return
 	if(!isnull(new_angle))
@@ -169,8 +169,7 @@
 	return TRUE
 
 /obj/structure/reflector/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		return
 	else if(finished)
 		rotate(user)
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/clockcult/clock_items/clockwork_slab.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/clockcult/clock_items/clockwork_slab.dm
index fd8674f96f..01160e8b2e 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/clockcult/clock_items/clockwork_slab.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/clockcult/clock_items/clockwork_slab.dm
@@ -160,7 +160,7 @@
 	access_display(user)
 
 /obj/item/clockwork/slab/AltClick(mob/living/user)
-	if(is_servant_of_ratvar(user) && linking)
+	if(is_servant_of_ratvar(user) && linking && user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		linking = null
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Object link canceled.</span>")
 
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/devil/true_devil/_true_devil.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/devil/true_devil/_true_devil.dm
index 499dfd5941..3ad71af961 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/devil/true_devil/_true_devil.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/devil/true_devil/_true_devil.dm
@@ -94,10 +94,10 @@
 
 /mob/living/carbon/true_devil/canUseTopic(atom/movable/M, be_close=FALSE, no_dextery=FALSE)
 	if(incapacitated())
-		return 0
+		return FALSE
 	if(be_close && !in_range(M, src))
-		return 0
-	return 1
+		return FALSE
+	return TRUE
 
 /mob/living/carbon/true_devil/assess_threat(judgement_criteria, lasercolor = "", datum/callback/weaponcheck=null)
 	return 666
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/artefact.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/artefact.dm
index 279834223a..d1f1ff3f87 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/artefact.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/artefact.dm
@@ -1,411 +1,410 @@
-
-//Apprenticeship contract - moved to antag_spawner.dm
-
-///////////////////////////Veil Render//////////////////////
-
-/obj/item/veilrender
-	name = "veil render"
-	desc = "A wicked curved blade of alien origin, recovered from the ruins of a vast city."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
-	icon_state = "render"
-	item_state = "knife"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/kitchen_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/kitchen_righthand.dmi'
-	force = 15
-	throwforce = 10
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
-	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
-	var/charges = 1
-	var/spawn_type = /obj/singularity/wizard
-	var/spawn_amt = 1
-	var/activate_descriptor = "reality"
-	var/rend_desc = "You should run now."
-	var/spawn_fast = 0 //if 1, ignores checking for mobs on loc before spawning
-
-/obj/item/veilrender/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(charges > 0)
-		new /obj/effect/rend(get_turf(user), spawn_type, spawn_amt, rend_desc, spawn_fast)
-		charges--
-		user.visible_message("<span class='boldannounce'>[src] hums with power as [user] deals a blow to [activate_descriptor] itself!</span>")
-	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>The unearthly energies that powered the blade are now dormant.</span>")
-
-/obj/effect/rend
-	name = "tear in the fabric of reality"
-	desc = "You should run now."
-	icon = 'icons/effects/effects.dmi'
-	icon_state = "rift"
-	density = TRUE
-	anchored = TRUE
-	var/spawn_path = /mob/living/simple_animal/cow //defaulty cows to prevent unintentional narsies
-	var/spawn_amt_left = 20
-	var/spawn_fast = 0
-
-/obj/effect/rend/New(loc, var/spawn_type, var/spawn_amt, var/desc, var/spawn_fast)
-	src.spawn_path = spawn_type
-	src.spawn_amt_left = spawn_amt
-	src.desc = desc
-	src.spawn_fast = spawn_fast
-	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
-	return
-
-/obj/effect/rend/process()
-	if(!spawn_fast)
-		if(locate(/mob) in loc)
-			return
-	new spawn_path(loc)
-	spawn_amt_left--
-	if(spawn_amt_left <= 0)
-		qdel(src)
-
-/obj/effect/rend/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
-	if(istype(I, /obj/item/nullrod))
-		user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] seals \the [src] with \the [I].</span>")
-		qdel(src)
-		return
-	else
-		return ..()
-
-/obj/effect/rend/singularity_pull()
-	return
-
-/obj/effect/rend/singularity_pull()
-	return
-
-/obj/item/veilrender/vealrender
-	name = "veal render"
-	desc = "A wicked curved blade of alien origin, recovered from the ruins of a vast farm."
-	spawn_type = /mob/living/simple_animal/cow
-	spawn_amt = 20
-	activate_descriptor = "hunger"
-	rend_desc = "Reverberates with the sound of ten thousand moos."
-
-/obj/item/veilrender/honkrender
-	name = "honk render"
-	desc = "A wicked curved blade of alien origin, recovered from the ruins of a vast circus."
-	spawn_type = /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown
-	spawn_amt = 10
-	activate_descriptor = "depression"
-	rend_desc = "Gently wafting with the sounds of endless laughter."
-	icon_state = "clownrender"
-
-////TEAR IN REALITY
-
-/obj/singularity/wizard
-	name = "tear in the fabric of reality"
-	desc = "This isn't right."
-	icon = 'icons/effects/224x224.dmi'
-	icon_state = "reality"
-	pixel_x = -96
-	pixel_y = -96
-	grav_pull = 6
-	consume_range = 3
-	current_size = STAGE_FOUR
-	allowed_size = STAGE_FOUR
-
-/obj/singularity/wizard/process()
-	move()
-	eat()
-	return
-/////////////////////////////////////////Scrying///////////////////
-
-/obj/item/scrying
-	name = "scrying orb"
-	desc = "An incandescent orb of otherworldly energy, staring into it gives you vision beyond mortal means."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/projectiles.dmi'
-	icon_state ="bluespace"
-	throw_speed = 3
-	throw_range = 7
-	throwforce = 15
-	damtype = BURN
-	force = 15
-	hitsound = 'sound/items/welder2.ogg'
-
-	var/xray_granted = FALSE
-
-/obj/item/scrying/equipped(mob/user)
-	if(!xray_granted && ishuman(user))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
-		if(!(H.dna.check_mutation(XRAY)))
-			H.dna.add_mutation(XRAY)
-			xray_granted = TRUE
-	. = ..()
-
-/obj/item/scrying/attack_self(mob/user)
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can see...everything!</span>")
-	visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] stares into [src], their eyes glazing over.</span>")
-	user.ghostize(1)
-
-/////////////////////////////////////////Necromantic Stone///////////////////
-
-/obj/item/device/necromantic_stone
-	name = "necromantic stone"
-	desc = "A shard capable of resurrecting humans as skeleton thralls."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
-	icon_state = "necrostone"
-	item_state = "electronic"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_righthand.dmi'
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
-	var/list/spooky_scaries = list()
-	var/unlimited = 0
-
-/obj/item/device/necromantic_stone/unlimited
-	unlimited = 1
-
-/obj/item/device/necromantic_stone/attack(mob/living/carbon/human/M, mob/living/carbon/human/user)
-	if(!istype(M))
-		return ..()
-
-	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(M,1))
-		return
-
-	if(M.stat != DEAD)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This artifact can only affect the dead!</span>")
-		return
-
-	if(!M.mind || !M.client)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>There is no soul connected to this body...</span>")
-		return
-
-	check_spooky()//clean out/refresh the list
-	if(spooky_scaries.len >= 3 && !unlimited)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This artifact can only affect three undead at a time!</span>")
-		return
-
-	M.set_species(/datum/species/skeleton, icon_update=0)
-	M.revive(full_heal = 1, admin_revive = 1)
-	spooky_scaries |= M
-	to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You have been revived by </span><B>[user.real_name]!</B>")
-	to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>[user.p_they(TRUE)] [user.p_are()] your master now, assist them even if it costs you your new life!</span>")
-
-	equip_roman_skeleton(M)
-
-	desc = "A shard capable of resurrecting humans as skeleton thralls[unlimited ? "." : ", [spooky_scaries.len]/3 active thralls."]"
-
-/obj/item/device/necromantic_stone/proc/check_spooky()
-	if(unlimited) //no point, the list isn't used.
-		return
-
-	for(var/X in spooky_scaries)
-		if(!ishuman(X))
-			spooky_scaries.Remove(X)
-			continue
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = X
-		if(H.stat == DEAD)
-			H.dust(TRUE)
-			spooky_scaries.Remove(X)
-			continue
-	listclearnulls(spooky_scaries)
-
-//Funny gimmick, skeletons always seem to wear roman/ancient armour
-/obj/item/device/necromantic_stone/proc/equip_roman_skeleton(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
-	for(var/obj/item/I in H)
-		H.dropItemToGround(I)
-
-	var/hat = pick(/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/roman, /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/roman/legionaire)
-	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new hat(H), slot_head)
-	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/roman(H), slot_w_uniform)
-	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/roman(H), slot_shoes)
-	H.put_in_hands(new /obj/item/shield/riot/roman(H), TRUE)
-	H.put_in_hands(new /obj/item/claymore(H), TRUE)
-	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/twohanded/spear(H), slot_back)
-
-
-/obj/item/voodoo
-	name = "wicker doll"
-	desc = "Something creepy about it."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
-	icon_state = "voodoo"
-	item_state = "electronic"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_righthand.dmi'
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/target = null
-	var/list/mob/living/carbon/human/possible = list()
-	var/obj/item/voodoo_link = null
-	var/cooldown_time = 30 //3s
-	var/cooldown = 0
-	max_integrity = 10
-	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
-
-/obj/item/voodoo/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
-	if(target && cooldown < world.time)
-		if(I.is_hot())
-			to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You suddenly feel very hot</span>")
-			target.bodytemperature += 50
-			GiveHint(target)
-		else if(is_pointed(I))
-			to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel a stabbing pain in [parse_zone(user.zone_selected)]!</span>")
-			target.Knockdown(40)
-			GiveHint(target)
-		else if(istype(I, /obj/item/bikehorn))
-			to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>HONK</span>")
-			SEND_SOUND(target, 'sound/items/airhorn.ogg')
-			target.adjustEarDamage(0,3)
-			GiveHint(target)
-		cooldown = world.time +cooldown_time
-		return
-
-	if(!voodoo_link)
-		if(I.loc == user && istype(I) && I.w_class <= WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL)
-			if (user.transferItemToLoc(I,src))
-				voodoo_link = I
-				to_chat(user, "You attach [I] to the doll.")
-				update_targets()
-
-/obj/item/voodoo/check_eye(mob/user)
-	if(loc != user)
-		user.reset_perspective(null)
-		user.unset_machine()
-
-/obj/item/voodoo/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(!target && possible.len)
-		target = input(user, "Select your victim!", "Voodoo") as null|anything in possible
-		return
-
-	if(user.zone_selected == "chest")
-		if(voodoo_link)
-			target = null
-			voodoo_link.forceMove(drop_location())
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove the [voodoo_link] from the doll.</span>")
-			voodoo_link = null
-			update_targets()
-			return
-
-	if(target && cooldown < world.time)
-		switch(user.zone_selected)
-			if("mouth")
-				var/wgw =  sanitize(input(user, "What would you like the victim to say", "Voodoo", null)  as text)
-				target.say(wgw)
-				log_game("[user][user.key] made [target][target.key] say [wgw] with a voodoo doll.")
-			if("eyes")
-				user.set_machine(src)
-				user.reset_perspective(target)
-				spawn(100)
-					user.reset_perspective(null)
-					user.unset_machine()
-			if("r_leg","l_leg")
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You move the doll's legs around.</span>")
-				var/turf/T = get_step(target,pick(GLOB.cardinals))
-				target.Move(T)
-			if("r_arm","l_arm")
-				target.click_random_mob()
-				GiveHint(target)
-			if("head")
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You smack the doll's head with your hand.</span>")
-				target.Dizzy(10)
-				to_chat(target, "<span class='warning'>You suddenly feel as if your head was hit with a hammer!</span>")
-				GiveHint(target,user)
-		cooldown = world.time + cooldown_time
-
-/obj/item/voodoo/proc/update_targets()
-	possible = list()
-	if(!voodoo_link)
-		return
-	var/list/prints = voodoo_link.return_fingerprints()
-	if(!length(prints))
-		return FALSE
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in GLOB.alive_mob_list)
-		if(prints[md5(H.dna.uni_identity)])
-			possible |= H
-
-/obj/item/voodoo/proc/GiveHint(mob/victim,force=0)
-	if(prob(50) || force)
-		var/way = dir2text(get_dir(victim,get_turf(src)))
-		to_chat(victim, "<span class='notice'>You feel a dark presence from [way]</span>")
-	if(prob(20) || force)
-		var/area/A = get_area(src)
-		to_chat(victim, "<span class='notice'>You feel a dark presence from [A.name]</span>")
-
-/obj/item/voodoo/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
-    user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] links the voodoo doll to themself and sits on it, infinitely crushing themself! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
-    user.gib()
-    return(BRUTELOSS)
-
-/obj/item/voodoo/fire_act(exposed_temperature, exposed_volume)
-	if(target)
-		target.adjust_fire_stacks(20)
-		target.IgniteMob()
-		GiveHint(target,1)
-	return ..()
-
-//Provides a decent heal, need to pump every 6 seconds
-/obj/item/organ/heart/cursed/wizard
-	pump_delay = 60
-	heal_brute = 25
-	heal_burn = 25
-	heal_oxy = 25
-
-//Warp Whistle: Provides uncontrolled long distance teleportation.
-
-/obj/item/warpwhistle
-	name = "warp whistle"
-	desc = "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land!"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
-	icon_state = "whistle"
-	var/on_cooldown = 0 //0: usable, 1: in use, 2: on cooldown
-	var/mob/living/carbon/last_user
-
-/obj/item/warpwhistle/proc/interrupted(mob/living/carbon/user)
-	if(!user || QDELETED(src) || user.notransform)
-		on_cooldown = FALSE
-		return TRUE
-	return FALSE
-
-/obj/item/warpwhistle/attack_self(mob/living/carbon/user)
-	if(!istype(user) || on_cooldown)
-		return
-	on_cooldown = TRUE
-	last_user = user
-	var/turf/T = get_turf(user)
-	playsound(T,'sound/magic/warpwhistle.ogg', 200, 1)
-	user.canmove = 0
-	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/tornado(T)
-	sleep(20)
-	if(interrupted(user))
-		return
-	user.invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM
-	user.status_flags |= GODMODE
-	sleep(20)
-	if(interrupted(user))
-		return
-	var/breakout = 0
-	while(breakout < 50)
-		var/turf/potential_T = find_safe_turf()
-		if(T.z != potential_T.z || abs(get_dist_euclidian(potential_T,T)) > 50 - breakout)
-			user.forceMove(potential_T)
-			user.canmove = 0
-			T = potential_T
-			break
-		breakout += 1
-	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/tornado(T)
-	sleep(20)
-	if(interrupted(user))
-		return
-	user.invisibility = initial(user.invisibility)
-	user.status_flags &= ~GODMODE
-	user.canmove = 1
-	on_cooldown = 2
-	sleep(40)
-	on_cooldown = 0
-
-/obj/item/warpwhistle/Destroy()
-	if(on_cooldown == 1 && last_user) //Flute got dunked somewhere in the teleport
-		last_user.invisibility = initial(last_user.invisibility)
-		last_user.status_flags &= ~GODMODE
-		last_user.canmove = 1
-	return ..()
-
-/obj/effect/temp_visual/tornado
-	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
-	icon_state = "tornado"
-	name = "tornado"
-	desc = "This thing sucks!"
-	layer = FLY_LAYER
-	randomdir = 0
-	duration = 40
-	pixel_x = 500
-
-/obj/effect/temp_visual/tornado/Initialize()
-	. = ..()
-	animate(src, pixel_x = -500, time = 40)
+//Apprenticeship contract - moved to antag_spawner.dm
+
+///////////////////////////Veil Render//////////////////////
+
+/obj/item/veilrender
+	name = "veil render"
+	desc = "A wicked curved blade of alien origin, recovered from the ruins of a vast city."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
+	icon_state = "render"
+	item_state = "knife"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/kitchen_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/kitchen_righthand.dmi'
+	force = 15
+	throwforce = 10
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	var/charges = 1
+	var/spawn_type = /obj/singularity/wizard
+	var/spawn_amt = 1
+	var/activate_descriptor = "reality"
+	var/rend_desc = "You should run now."
+	var/spawn_fast = 0 //if 1, ignores checking for mobs on loc before spawning
+
+/obj/item/veilrender/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(charges > 0)
+		new /obj/effect/rend(get_turf(user), spawn_type, spawn_amt, rend_desc, spawn_fast)
+		charges--
+		user.visible_message("<span class='boldannounce'>[src] hums with power as [user] deals a blow to [activate_descriptor] itself!</span>")
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>The unearthly energies that powered the blade are now dormant.</span>")
+
+/obj/effect/rend
+	name = "tear in the fabric of reality"
+	desc = "You should run now."
+	icon = 'icons/effects/effects.dmi'
+	icon_state = "rift"
+	density = TRUE
+	anchored = TRUE
+	var/spawn_path = /mob/living/simple_animal/cow //defaulty cows to prevent unintentional narsies
+	var/spawn_amt_left = 20
+	var/spawn_fast = 0
+
+/obj/effect/rend/New(loc, var/spawn_type, var/spawn_amt, var/desc, var/spawn_fast)
+	src.spawn_path = spawn_type
+	src.spawn_amt_left = spawn_amt
+	src.desc = desc
+	src.spawn_fast = spawn_fast
+	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/rend/process()
+	if(!spawn_fast)
+		if(locate(/mob) in loc)
+			return
+	new spawn_path(loc)
+	spawn_amt_left--
+	if(spawn_amt_left <= 0)
+		qdel(src)
+
+/obj/effect/rend/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/nullrod))
+		user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] seals \the [src] with \the [I].</span>")
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+	else
+		return ..()
+
+/obj/effect/rend/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/rend/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+/obj/item/veilrender/vealrender
+	name = "veal render"
+	desc = "A wicked curved blade of alien origin, recovered from the ruins of a vast farm."
+	spawn_type = /mob/living/simple_animal/cow
+	spawn_amt = 20
+	activate_descriptor = "hunger"
+	rend_desc = "Reverberates with the sound of ten thousand moos."
+
+/obj/item/veilrender/honkrender
+	name = "honk render"
+	desc = "A wicked curved blade of alien origin, recovered from the ruins of a vast circus."
+	spawn_type = /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown
+	spawn_amt = 10
+	activate_descriptor = "depression"
+	rend_desc = "Gently wafting with the sounds of endless laughter."
+	icon_state = "clownrender"
+
+////TEAR IN REALITY
+
+/obj/singularity/wizard
+	name = "tear in the fabric of reality"
+	desc = "This isn't right."
+	icon = 'icons/effects/224x224.dmi'
+	icon_state = "reality"
+	pixel_x = -96
+	pixel_y = -96
+	grav_pull = 6
+	consume_range = 3
+	current_size = STAGE_FOUR
+	allowed_size = STAGE_FOUR
+
+/obj/singularity/wizard/process()
+	move()
+	eat()
+	return
+/////////////////////////////////////////Scrying///////////////////
+
+/obj/item/scrying
+	name = "scrying orb"
+	desc = "An incandescent orb of otherworldly energy, staring into it gives you vision beyond mortal means."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/projectiles.dmi'
+	icon_state ="bluespace"
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 7
+	throwforce = 15
+	damtype = BURN
+	force = 15
+	hitsound = 'sound/items/welder2.ogg'
+
+	var/xray_granted = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/scrying/equipped(mob/user)
+	if(!xray_granted && ishuman(user))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		if(!(H.dna.check_mutation(XRAY)))
+			H.dna.add_mutation(XRAY)
+			xray_granted = TRUE
+	. = ..()
+
+/obj/item/scrying/attack_self(mob/user)
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can see...everything!</span>")
+	visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] stares into [src], their eyes glazing over.</span>")
+	user.ghostize(1)
+
+/////////////////////////////////////////Necromantic Stone///////////////////
+
+/obj/item/device/necromantic_stone
+	name = "necromantic stone"
+	desc = "A shard capable of resurrecting humans as skeleton thralls."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
+	icon_state = "necrostone"
+	item_state = "electronic"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_righthand.dmi'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	var/list/spooky_scaries = list()
+	var/unlimited = 0
+
+/obj/item/device/necromantic_stone/unlimited
+	unlimited = 1
+
+/obj/item/device/necromantic_stone/attack(mob/living/carbon/human/M, mob/living/carbon/human/user)
+	if(!istype(M))
+		return ..()
+
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(M, BE_CLOSE))
+		return
+
+	if(M.stat != DEAD)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This artifact can only affect the dead!</span>")
+		return
+
+	if(!M.mind || !M.client)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>There is no soul connected to this body...</span>")
+		return
+
+	check_spooky()//clean out/refresh the list
+	if(spooky_scaries.len >= 3 && !unlimited)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This artifact can only affect three undead at a time!</span>")
+		return
+
+	M.set_species(/datum/species/skeleton, icon_update=0)
+	M.revive(full_heal = 1, admin_revive = 1)
+	spooky_scaries |= M
+	to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You have been revived by </span><B>[user.real_name]!</B>")
+	to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>[user.p_they(TRUE)] [user.p_are()] your master now, assist them even if it costs you your new life!</span>")
+
+	equip_roman_skeleton(M)
+
+	desc = "A shard capable of resurrecting humans as skeleton thralls[unlimited ? "." : ", [spooky_scaries.len]/3 active thralls."]"
+
+/obj/item/device/necromantic_stone/proc/check_spooky()
+	if(unlimited) //no point, the list isn't used.
+		return
+
+	for(var/X in spooky_scaries)
+		if(!ishuman(X))
+			spooky_scaries.Remove(X)
+			continue
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = X
+		if(H.stat == DEAD)
+			H.dust(TRUE)
+			spooky_scaries.Remove(X)
+			continue
+	listclearnulls(spooky_scaries)
+
+//Funny gimmick, skeletons always seem to wear roman/ancient armour
+/obj/item/device/necromantic_stone/proc/equip_roman_skeleton(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	for(var/obj/item/I in H)
+		H.dropItemToGround(I)
+
+	var/hat = pick(/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/roman, /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/roman/legionaire)
+	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new hat(H), slot_head)
+	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/roman(H), slot_w_uniform)
+	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/roman(H), slot_shoes)
+	H.put_in_hands(new /obj/item/shield/riot/roman(H), TRUE)
+	H.put_in_hands(new /obj/item/claymore(H), TRUE)
+	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/twohanded/spear(H), slot_back)
+
+
+/obj/item/voodoo
+	name = "wicker doll"
+	desc = "Something creepy about it."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
+	icon_state = "voodoo"
+	item_state = "electronic"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_righthand.dmi'
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/target = null
+	var/list/mob/living/carbon/human/possible = list()
+	var/obj/item/voodoo_link = null
+	var/cooldown_time = 30 //3s
+	var/cooldown = 0
+	max_integrity = 10
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+
+/obj/item/voodoo/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(target && cooldown < world.time)
+		if(I.is_hot())
+			to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You suddenly feel very hot</span>")
+			target.bodytemperature += 50
+			GiveHint(target)
+		else if(is_pointed(I))
+			to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel a stabbing pain in [parse_zone(user.zone_selected)]!</span>")
+			target.Knockdown(40)
+			GiveHint(target)
+		else if(istype(I, /obj/item/bikehorn))
+			to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>HONK</span>")
+			SEND_SOUND(target, 'sound/items/airhorn.ogg')
+			target.adjustEarDamage(0,3)
+			GiveHint(target)
+		cooldown = world.time +cooldown_time
+		return
+
+	if(!voodoo_link)
+		if(I.loc == user && istype(I) && I.w_class <= WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL)
+			if (user.transferItemToLoc(I,src))
+				voodoo_link = I
+				to_chat(user, "You attach [I] to the doll.")
+				update_targets()
+
+/obj/item/voodoo/check_eye(mob/user)
+	if(loc != user)
+		user.reset_perspective(null)
+		user.unset_machine()
+
+/obj/item/voodoo/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!target && possible.len)
+		target = input(user, "Select your victim!", "Voodoo") as null|anything in possible
+		return
+
+	if(user.zone_selected == "chest")
+		if(voodoo_link)
+			target = null
+			voodoo_link.forceMove(drop_location())
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You remove the [voodoo_link] from the doll.</span>")
+			voodoo_link = null
+			update_targets()
+			return
+
+	if(target && cooldown < world.time)
+		switch(user.zone_selected)
+			if("mouth")
+				var/wgw =  sanitize(input(user, "What would you like the victim to say", "Voodoo", null)  as text)
+				target.say(wgw)
+				log_game("[user][user.key] made [target][target.key] say [wgw] with a voodoo doll.")
+			if("eyes")
+				user.set_machine(src)
+				user.reset_perspective(target)
+				spawn(100)
+					user.reset_perspective(null)
+					user.unset_machine()
+			if("r_leg","l_leg")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You move the doll's legs around.</span>")
+				var/turf/T = get_step(target,pick(GLOB.cardinals))
+				target.Move(T)
+			if("r_arm","l_arm")
+				target.click_random_mob()
+				GiveHint(target)
+			if("head")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You smack the doll's head with your hand.</span>")
+				target.Dizzy(10)
+				to_chat(target, "<span class='warning'>You suddenly feel as if your head was hit with a hammer!</span>")
+				GiveHint(target,user)
+		cooldown = world.time + cooldown_time
+
+/obj/item/voodoo/proc/update_targets()
+	possible = list()
+	if(!voodoo_link)
+		return
+	var/list/prints = voodoo_link.return_fingerprints()
+	if(!length(prints))
+		return FALSE
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in GLOB.alive_mob_list)
+		if(prints[md5(H.dna.uni_identity)])
+			possible |= H
+
+/obj/item/voodoo/proc/GiveHint(mob/victim,force=0)
+	if(prob(50) || force)
+		var/way = dir2text(get_dir(victim,get_turf(src)))
+		to_chat(victim, "<span class='notice'>You feel a dark presence from [way]</span>")
+	if(prob(20) || force)
+		var/area/A = get_area(src)
+		to_chat(victim, "<span class='notice'>You feel a dark presence from [A.name]</span>")
+
+/obj/item/voodoo/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
+    user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] links the voodoo doll to themself and sits on it, infinitely crushing themself! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+    user.gib()
+    return(BRUTELOSS)
+
+/obj/item/voodoo/fire_act(exposed_temperature, exposed_volume)
+	if(target)
+		target.adjust_fire_stacks(20)
+		target.IgniteMob()
+		GiveHint(target,1)
+	return ..()
+
+//Provides a decent heal, need to pump every 6 seconds
+/obj/item/organ/heart/cursed/wizard
+	pump_delay = 60
+	heal_brute = 25
+	heal_burn = 25
+	heal_oxy = 25
+
+//Warp Whistle: Provides uncontrolled long distance teleportation.
+
+/obj/item/warpwhistle
+	name = "warp whistle"
+	desc = "One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
+	icon_state = "whistle"
+	var/on_cooldown = 0 //0: usable, 1: in use, 2: on cooldown
+	var/mob/living/carbon/last_user
+
+/obj/item/warpwhistle/proc/interrupted(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	if(!user || QDELETED(src) || user.notransform)
+		on_cooldown = FALSE
+		return TRUE
+	return FALSE
+
+/obj/item/warpwhistle/attack_self(mob/living/carbon/user)
+	if(!istype(user) || on_cooldown)
+		return
+	on_cooldown = TRUE
+	last_user = user
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(user)
+	playsound(T,'sound/magic/warpwhistle.ogg', 200, 1)
+	user.canmove = 0
+	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/tornado(T)
+	sleep(20)
+	if(interrupted(user))
+		return
+	user.invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM
+	user.status_flags |= GODMODE
+	sleep(20)
+	if(interrupted(user))
+		return
+	var/breakout = 0
+	while(breakout < 50)
+		var/turf/potential_T = find_safe_turf()
+		if(T.z != potential_T.z || abs(get_dist_euclidian(potential_T,T)) > 50 - breakout)
+			user.forceMove(potential_T)
+			user.canmove = 0
+			T = potential_T
+			break
+		breakout += 1
+	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/tornado(T)
+	sleep(20)
+	if(interrupted(user))
+		return
+	user.invisibility = initial(user.invisibility)
+	user.status_flags &= ~GODMODE
+	user.canmove = 1
+	on_cooldown = 2
+	sleep(40)
+	on_cooldown = 0
+
+/obj/item/warpwhistle/Destroy()
+	if(on_cooldown == 1 && last_user) //Flute got dunked somewhere in the teleport
+		last_user.invisibility = initial(last_user.invisibility)
+		last_user.status_flags &= ~GODMODE
+		last_user.canmove = 1
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/effect/temp_visual/tornado
+	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
+	icon_state = "tornado"
+	name = "tornado"
+	desc = "This thing sucks!"
+	layer = FLY_LAYER
+	randomdir = 0
+	duration = 40
+	pixel_x = 500
+
+/obj/effect/temp_visual/tornado/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	animate(src, pixel_x = -500, time = 40)
diff --git a/code/modules/assembly/infrared.dm b/code/modules/assembly/infrared.dm
index 071cfa7eef..8c46d30591 100644
--- a/code/modules/assembly/infrared.dm
+++ b/code/modules/assembly/infrared.dm
@@ -161,17 +161,14 @@
 	set category = "Object"
 	set src in usr
 
-	if(usr.incapacitated())
+	if(!usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, NO_DEXTERY))
 		return
 
 	setDir(turn(dir, -90))
 
 /obj/item/device/assembly/infra/AltClick(mob/user)
 	..()
-	if(user.incapacitated())
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
-		return
-	if(!in_range(src, user))
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, NO_DEXTERY))
 		return
 	else
 		rotate()
diff --git a/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/airalarm.dm b/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/airalarm.dm
index 9880d0ba46..7925d586e7 100644
--- a/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/airalarm.dm
+++ b/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/airalarm.dm
@@ -734,8 +734,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/airalarm/AltClick(mob/user)
 	..()
-	if(!issilicon(user) && (!user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE) || !isturf(loc)))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, !issilicon(user)) || !isturf(loc))
 		return
 	else
 		togglelock(user)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm b/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
index 9923e19803..0ea1328299 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
@@ -90,7 +90,7 @@
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/item/clothing/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(pockets && pockets.quickdraw && pockets.contents.len && !user.incapacitated())
+	if(istype(user) && user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)) && pockets && pockets.quickdraw && pockets.contents.len)
 		var/obj/item/I = pockets.contents[1]
 		if(!I)
 			return
@@ -244,7 +244,7 @@ BLIND     // can't see anything
 	if(..())
 		return 1
 
-	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
 		return
 	else
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/jobs.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/jobs.dm
index d540b5b963..0a1adb1dca 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/jobs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/jobs.dm
@@ -87,7 +87,7 @@
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to take a candy corn.</span>")
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/fedora/det_hat/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+	if(user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		..()
 		if(loc == user)
 			if(candy_cooldown < world.time)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/soft_caps.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/soft_caps.dm
index ec99487b4b..6c5f0cb529 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/soft_caps.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/soft_caps.dm
@@ -1,132 +1,131 @@
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft
-	name = "cargo cap"
-	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless yellow colour."
-	icon_state = "cargosoft"
-	item_state = "helmet"
-	item_color = "cargo"
-
-	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head/cargo_tech
-
-	var/flipped = 0
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/dropped()
-	src.icon_state = "[item_color]soft"
-	src.flipped=0
-	..()
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/verb/flipcap()
-	set category = "Object"
-	set name = "Flip cap"
-
-	flip(usr)
-
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/AltClick(mob/user)
-	..()
-	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
-		return
-	else
-		flip(user)
-
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/proc/flip(mob/user)
-	if(user.canmove && !user.stat && !user.restrained())
-		src.flipped = !src.flipped
-		if(src.flipped)
-			icon_state = "[item_color]soft_flipped"
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You flip the hat backwards.</span>")
-		else
-			icon_state = "[item_color]soft"
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You flip the hat back in normal position.</span>")
-		usr.update_inv_head()	//so our mob-overlays update
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click the cap to flip it [flipped ? "forwards" : "backwards"].</span>")
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/red
-	name = "red cap"
-	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless red colour."
-	icon_state = "redsoft"
-	item_color = "red"
-	dog_fashion = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/blue
-	name = "blue cap"
-	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless blue colour."
-	icon_state = "bluesoft"
-	item_color = "blue"
-	dog_fashion = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/green
-	name = "green cap"
-	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless green colour."
-	icon_state = "greensoft"
-	item_color = "green"
-	dog_fashion = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/yellow
-	name = "yellow cap"
-	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless yellow colour."
-	icon_state = "yellowsoft"
-	item_color = "yellow"
-	dog_fashion = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/grey
-	name = "grey cap"
-	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteful grey colour."
-	icon_state = "greysoft"
-	item_color = "grey"
-	dog_fashion = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/orange
-	name = "orange cap"
-	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless orange colour."
-	icon_state = "orangesoft"
-	item_color = "orange"
-	dog_fashion = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/mime
-	name = "white cap"
-	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless white colour."
-	icon_state = "mimesoft"
-	item_color = "mime"
-	dog_fashion = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/purple
-	name = "purple cap"
-	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless purple colour."
-	icon_state = "purplesoft"
-	item_color = "purple"
-	dog_fashion = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/black
-	name = "black cap"
-	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless black colour."
-	icon_state = "blacksoft"
-	item_color = "black"
-	dog_fashion = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/rainbow
-	name = "rainbow cap"
-	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a bright rainbow of colors."
-	icon_state = "rainbowsoft"
-	item_color = "rainbow"
-	dog_fashion = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/sec
-	name = "security cap"
-	desc = "It's a robust baseball hat in tasteful red colour."
-	icon_state = "secsoft"
-	item_color = "sec"
-	armor = list(melee = 30, bullet = 25, laser = 25, energy = 10, bomb = 25, bio = 0, rad = 0, fire = 20, acid = 50)
-	strip_delay = 60
-	dog_fashion = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/emt
-	name = "EMT cap"
-	desc = "It's a baseball hat with a dark turquoise color and a reflective cross on the top."
-	icon_state = "emtsoft"
-	item_color = "emt"
-	dog_fashion = null
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft
+	name = "cargo cap"
+	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless yellow colour."
+	icon_state = "cargosoft"
+	item_state = "helmet"
+	item_color = "cargo"
+
+	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head/cargo_tech
+
+	var/flipped = 0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/dropped()
+	src.icon_state = "[item_color]soft"
+	src.flipped=0
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/verb/flipcap()
+	set category = "Object"
+	set name = "Flip cap"
+
+	flip(usr)
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/AltClick(mob/user)
+	..()
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
+		return
+	else
+		flip(user)
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/proc/flip(mob/user)
+	if(!user.incapacitated())
+		src.flipped = !src.flipped
+		if(src.flipped)
+			icon_state = "[item_color]soft_flipped"
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You flip the hat backwards.</span>")
+		else
+			icon_state = "[item_color]soft"
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You flip the hat back in normal position.</span>")
+		usr.update_inv_head()	//so our mob-overlays update
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click the cap to flip it [flipped ? "forwards" : "backwards"].</span>")
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/red
+	name = "red cap"
+	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless red colour."
+	icon_state = "redsoft"
+	item_color = "red"
+	dog_fashion = null
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/blue
+	name = "blue cap"
+	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless blue colour."
+	icon_state = "bluesoft"
+	item_color = "blue"
+	dog_fashion = null
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/green
+	name = "green cap"
+	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless green colour."
+	icon_state = "greensoft"
+	item_color = "green"
+	dog_fashion = null
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/yellow
+	name = "yellow cap"
+	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless yellow colour."
+	icon_state = "yellowsoft"
+	item_color = "yellow"
+	dog_fashion = null
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/grey
+	name = "grey cap"
+	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteful grey colour."
+	icon_state = "greysoft"
+	item_color = "grey"
+	dog_fashion = null
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/orange
+	name = "orange cap"
+	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless orange colour."
+	icon_state = "orangesoft"
+	item_color = "orange"
+	dog_fashion = null
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/mime
+	name = "white cap"
+	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless white colour."
+	icon_state = "mimesoft"
+	item_color = "mime"
+	dog_fashion = null
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/purple
+	name = "purple cap"
+	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless purple colour."
+	icon_state = "purplesoft"
+	item_color = "purple"
+	dog_fashion = null
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/black
+	name = "black cap"
+	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless black colour."
+	icon_state = "blacksoft"
+	item_color = "black"
+	dog_fashion = null
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/rainbow
+	name = "rainbow cap"
+	desc = "It's a baseball hat in a bright rainbow of colors."
+	icon_state = "rainbowsoft"
+	item_color = "rainbow"
+	dog_fashion = null
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/sec
+	name = "security cap"
+	desc = "It's a robust baseball hat in tasteful red colour."
+	icon_state = "secsoft"
+	item_color = "sec"
+	armor = list(melee = 30, bullet = 25, laser = 25, energy = 10, bomb = 25, bio = 0, rad = 0, fire = 20, acid = 50)
+	strip_delay = 60
+	dog_fashion = null
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/soft/emt
+	name = "EMT cap"
+	desc = "It's a baseball hat with a dark turquoise color and a reflective cross on the top."
+	icon_state = "emtsoft"
+	item_color = "emt"
+	dog_fashion = null
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/masks/breath.dm b/code/modules/clothing/masks/breath.dm
index 9fd328c2d6..f7c99a24d3 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/masks/breath.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/masks/breath.dm
@@ -23,8 +23,7 @@ obj/item/clothing/mask/breath/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
 
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath/AltClick(mob/user)
 	..()
-	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		return
 	else
 		adjustmask(user)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/suits/toggles.dm b/code/modules/clothing/suits/toggles.dm
index d036710ce4..d09db447a8 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/suits/toggles.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/suits/toggles.dm
@@ -93,8 +93,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/toggle/AltClick(mob/user)
 	..()
-	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		return
 	else
 		suit_toggle(user)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/under/accessories.dm b/code/modules/clothing/under/accessories.dm
index 30105fecac..df0783e4e7 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/under/accessories.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/under/accessories.dm
@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@
 	return
 
 /obj/item/clothing/accessory/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+	if(istype(user) && user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		if(initial(above_suit))
 			above_suit = !above_suit
 			to_chat(user, "[src] will be worn [above_suit ? "above" : "below"] your suit.")
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/microwave.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/microwave.dm
index b38712b375..5bc2be78ce 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/microwave.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/microwave.dm
@@ -169,7 +169,7 @@
 	interact(user)
 
 /obj/machinery/microwave/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE) && !(operating || broken > 0 || panel_open || !anchored || dirty == 100))
+	if(user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE) && !(operating || broken > 0 || panel_open || !anchored || dirty == 100))
 		cook()
 
 /*******************
diff --git a/code/modules/games/cas.dm b/code/modules/games/cas.dm
index 00e513dcbd..5a4f949fcb 100644
--- a/code/modules/games/cas.dm
+++ b/code/modules/games/cas.dm
@@ -117,7 +117,7 @@
 	set name = "Flip Card"
 	set category = "Object"
 	set src in range(1)
-	if(!usr.canUseTopic(src,1))
+	if(!ishuman(usr) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	if(!flipped)
 		name = "CAS card"
@@ -127,7 +127,7 @@
 	update_icon()
 
 /obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/cas/AltClick(mob/living/user)
-	if(!user.canUseTopic(src,1))
+	if(!ishuman(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	Flip()
 
diff --git a/code/modules/integrated_electronics/core/assemblies.dm b/code/modules/integrated_electronics/core/assemblies.dm
index fc4ac2e364..b039c1e968 100644
--- a/code/modules/integrated_electronics/core/assemblies.dm
+++ b/code/modules/integrated_electronics/core/assemblies.dm
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@
 	armor = list(melee = 50, bullet = 70, laser = 70, energy = 100, bomb = 10, bio = 100, rad = 100, fire = 0, acid = 0)
 
 /obj/item/device/electronic_assembly/proc/check_interactivity(mob/user)
-	return user.canUseTopic(src,be_close = TRUE)
+	return user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE)
 
 
 /obj/item/device/electronic_assembly/Initialize()
diff --git a/code/modules/integrated_electronics/core/integrated_circuit.dm b/code/modules/integrated_electronics/core/integrated_circuit.dm
index 43d7dd1ad1..82dead20c3 100644
--- a/code/modules/integrated_electronics/core/integrated_circuit.dm
+++ b/code/modules/integrated_electronics/core/integrated_circuit.dm
@@ -68,7 +68,7 @@ a creative player the means to solve many problems.  Circuits are held inside an
 	if(assembly)
 		return assembly.check_interactivity(user)
 	else
-		return user.canUseTopic(src,be_close = TRUE)
+		return user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE)
 
 /obj/item/integrated_circuit/Initialize()
 	displayed_name = name
diff --git a/code/modules/integrated_electronics/core/printer.dm b/code/modules/integrated_electronics/core/printer.dm
index c5336094f1..f17744faae 100644
--- a/code/modules/integrated_electronics/core/printer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/integrated_electronics/core/printer.dm
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 	var/list/program			// Currently loaded save, in form of list
 
 /obj/item/device/integrated_circuit_printer/proc/check_interactivity(mob/user)
-	return user.canUseTopic(src, be_close = TRUE)
+	return user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE)
 
 /obj/item/device/integrated_circuit_printer/upgraded
 	upgraded = TRUE
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/abandoned_crates.dm b/code/modules/mining/abandoned_crates.dm
index c20971fe9d..db11737a49 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/abandoned_crates.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/abandoned_crates.dm
@@ -154,7 +154,7 @@
 	if(locked)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The crate is locked with a Deca-code lock.</span>")
 		var/input = input(usr, "Enter [codelen] digits. All digits must be unique.", "Deca-Code Lock", "") as text
-		if(user.canUseTopic(src, 1))
+		if(user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 			var/list/sanitised = list()
 			var/sanitycheck = 1
 			for(var/i=1,i<=length(input),i++) //put the guess into a list
@@ -180,7 +180,7 @@
 		return ..()
 
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/loot/AltClick(mob/living/user)
-	if(!user.canUseTopic(src))
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	attack_hand(user) //this helps you not blow up so easily by overriding unlocking which results in an immediate boom.
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/equipment/marker_beacons.dm b/code/modules/mining/equipment/marker_beacons.dm
index d2abbe6f74..e93e3713c3 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/equipment/marker_beacons.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/equipment/marker_beacons.dm
@@ -57,13 +57,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(marker_beacon_colors, list(
 		transfer_fingerprints_to(M)
 
 /obj/item/stack/marker_beacon/AltClick(mob/living/user)
-	if(user.incapacitated() || !istype(user))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
-		return
-	if(!in_range(src, user))
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	var/input_color = input(user, "Choose a color.", "Beacon Color") as null|anything in GLOB.marker_beacon_colors
-	if(user.incapacitated() || !istype(user) || !in_range(src, user))
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	if(input_color)
 		picked_color = input_color
@@ -129,13 +126,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(marker_beacon_colors, list(
 
 /obj/structure/marker_beacon/AltClick(mob/living/user)
 	..()
-	if(user.incapacitated() || !istype(user))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
-		return
-	if(!in_range(src, user))
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	var/input_color = input(user, "Choose a color.", "Beacon Color") as null|anything in GLOB.marker_beacon_colors
-	if(user.incapacitated() || !istype(user) || !in_range(src, user))
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	if(input_color)
 		picked_color = input_color
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 48b1c6b6b8..94d1cfef91 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -724,13 +724,13 @@
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/canUseTopic(atom/movable/M, be_close=FALSE, no_dextery=FALSE)
 	if(incapacitated() || lying )
-		return
+		return FALSE
 	if(!Adjacent(M) && (M.loc != src))
 		if((be_close == 0) && (dna.check_mutation(TK)))
 			if(tkMaxRangeCheck(src, M))
-				return 1
-		return
-	return 1
+				return TRUE
+		return FALSE
+	return TRUE
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/resist_restraints()
 	if(wear_suit && wear_suit.breakouttime)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index 9301e3b409..fd7ae7e22f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -787,13 +787,14 @@
 
 /mob/living/canUseTopic(atom/movable/M, be_close=FALSE, no_dextery=FALSE)
 	if(incapacitated())
-		return
+		return FALSE
 	if(no_dextery)
 		if(be_close && in_range(M, src))
-			return 1
+			return TRUE
 	else
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You don't have the dexterity to do this!</span>")
-	return
+	return FALSE
+
 /mob/living/proc/can_use_guns(obj/item/G)
 	if(G.trigger_guard != TRIGGER_GUARD_ALLOW_ALL && !IsAdvancedToolUser())
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You don't have the dexterity to do this!</span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm
index 779d5dcded..cd6cbebbda 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm
@@ -185,6 +185,8 @@
 // See software.dm for Topic()
 
 /mob/living/silicon/pai/canUseTopic(atom/movable/M, be_close=FALSE, no_dextery=FALSE)
+	if(be_close && !in_range(M, src))
+		return FALSE
 	return TRUE
 
 /mob/proc/makePAI(delold)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
index 46b8612dda..c2e0abb349 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
@@ -879,10 +879,10 @@
 
 /mob/living/silicon/robot/canUseTopic(atom/movable/M, be_close=FALSE, no_dextery=FALSE)
 	if(stat || lockcharge || low_power_mode)
-		return
+		return FALSE
 	if(be_close && !in_range(M, src))
-		return
-	return 1
+		return FALSE
+	return TRUE
 
 /mob/living/silicon/robot/updatehealth()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
index 73bab3468b..631e4589d6 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
@@ -377,23 +377,23 @@
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/canUseTopic(atom/movable/M, be_close=FALSE, no_dextery=FALSE)
 	if(incapacitated())
-		return 0
+		return FALSE
 	if(no_dextery || dextrous)
 		if(be_close && !in_range(M, src))
-			return 0
+			return FALSE
 	else
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You don't have the dexterity to do this!</span>")
-		return 0
-	return 1
+		return FALSE
+	return TRUE
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/stripPanelUnequip(obj/item/what, mob/who, where)
-	if(!canUseTopic(who, TRUE))
+	if(!canUseTopic(who, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	else
 		..()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/stripPanelEquip(obj/item/what, mob/who, where)
-	if(!canUseTopic(who, TRUE))
+	if(!canUseTopic(who, BE_CLOSE))
 		return
 	else
 		..()
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/paperplane.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/paperplane.dm
index 3753febca2..e4908c57c7 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/paperplane.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/paperplane.dm
@@ -99,12 +99,9 @@
 		H.emote("scream")
 
 /obj/item/paper/AltClick(mob/living/carbon/user, obj/item/I)
-	if ( istype(user) )
-		if( (!in_range(src, user)) || user.stat || user.restrained() )
-			return
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fold [src] into the shape of a plane!</span>")
-		user.temporarilyRemoveItemFromInventory(src)
-		I = new /obj/item/paperplane(user, src)
-		user.put_in_hands(I)
-	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You lack the dexterity to fold \the [src]. </span>")
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
+		return
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fold [src] into the shape of a plane!</span>")
+	user.temporarilyRemoveItemFromInventory(src)
+	I = new /obj/item/paperplane(user, src)
+	user.put_in_hands(I)
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/pen.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/pen.dm
index 4b093641d9..955f7e5810 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/pen.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/pen.dm
@@ -128,12 +128,12 @@
 	if(isobj(O) && proximity)
 		if(O.obj_flags & UNIQUE_RENAME)
 			var/penchoice = input(user, "What would you like to edit?", "Rename or change description?") as null|anything in list("Rename","Change description")
-			if(!QDELETED(O) && user.canUseTopic(O, be_close = TRUE))
+			if(!QDELETED(O) && user.canUseTopic(O, BE_CLOSE))
 
 				if(penchoice == "Rename")
 					var/input = stripped_input(user,"What do you want to name \the [O.name]?", ,"", MAX_NAME_LEN)
 					var/oldname = O.name
-					if(!QDELETED(O) && user.canUseTopic(O, be_close = TRUE))
+					if(!QDELETED(O) && user.canUseTopic(O, BE_CLOSE))
 						if(oldname == input)
 							to_chat(user, "You changed \the [O.name] to... well... \the [O.name].")
 							return
@@ -146,7 +146,7 @@
 
 				if(penchoice == "Change description")
 					var/input = stripped_input(user,"Describe \the [O.name] here", ,"", 100)
-					if(!QDELETED(O) && user.canUseTopic(O, be_close = TRUE))
+					if(!QDELETED(O) && user.canUseTopic(O, BE_CLOSE))
 						O.desc = input
 						to_chat(user, "You have successfully changed \the [O.name]'s description.")
 						return
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/photocopier.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/photocopier.dm
index b48f3392df..6fa13fe8c3 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/photocopier.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/photocopier.dm
@@ -313,7 +313,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/photocopier/MouseDrop_T(mob/target, mob/user)
 	check_ass() //Just to make sure that you can re-drag somebody onto it after they moved off.
-	if (!istype(target) || target.anchored || target.buckled || !Adjacent(user) || !Adjacent(target) || !user.canUseTopic(src, 1) || target == ass || copier_blocked())
+	if (!istype(target) || target.anchored || target.buckled || !Adjacent(target) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE) || target == ass || copier_blocked())
 		return
 	src.add_fingerprint(user)
 	if(target == user)
diff --git a/code/modules/power/apc.dm b/code/modules/power/apc.dm
index 695b01e0b7..a99ccd4d14 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/apc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/apc.dm
@@ -662,8 +662,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/power/apc/AltClick(mob/user)
 	..()
-	if(!issilicon(user) && (!user.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE) || !isturf(loc)))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't do that right now!</span>")
+	if(!user.canUseTopic(src, !issilicon(user)) || !isturf(loc))
 		return
 	else
 		togglelock(user)
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/shotgun.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/shotgun.dm
index 6382b231a8..315178368d 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/shotgun.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/shotgun.dm
@@ -240,7 +240,7 @@
 		to_chat(user, "You switch to tube A.")
 
 /obj/item/gun/ballistic/shotgun/automatic/dual_tube/AltClick(mob/living/user)
-	if(user.incapacitated() || !Adjacent(user) || !istype(user))
+	if(!istype(user) || !user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		return
 	pump()
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_master.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_master.dm
index ffa73aa994..c336e3b745 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_master.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_master.dm
@@ -223,7 +223,7 @@
 						return
 					vol_each = min(reagents.total_volume / amount, 50)
 				var/name = stripped_input(usr,"Name:","Name your pill!", "[reagents.get_master_reagent_name()] ([vol_each]u)", MAX_NAME_LEN)
-				if(!name || !reagents.total_volume || !src || QDELETED(src) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+				if(!name || !reagents.total_volume || !src || QDELETED(src) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 					return
 				var/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/P
 
@@ -237,7 +237,7 @@
 					reagents.trans_to(P,vol_each)
 			else
 				var/name = stripped_input(usr, "Name:", "Name your pack!", reagents.get_master_reagent_name(), MAX_NAME_LEN)
-				if(!name || !reagents.total_volume || !src || QDELETED(src) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+				if(!name || !reagents.total_volume || !src || QDELETED(src) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 					return
 				var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/condiment/pack/P = new/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/condiment/pack(drop_location())
 
@@ -259,7 +259,7 @@
 					return
 				vol_each = min(reagents.total_volume / amount, 40)
 			var/name = stripped_input(usr,"Name:","Name your patch!", "[reagents.get_master_reagent_name()] ([vol_each]u)", MAX_NAME_LEN)
-			if(!name || !reagents.total_volume || !src || QDELETED(src) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+			if(!name || !reagents.total_volume || !src || QDELETED(src) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 				return
 			var/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/P
 
@@ -277,7 +277,7 @@
 
 			if(condi)
 				var/name = stripped_input(usr, "Name:","Name your bottle!", (reagents.total_volume ? reagents.get_master_reagent_name() : " "), MAX_NAME_LEN)
-				if(!name || !reagents.total_volume || !src || QDELETED(src) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+				if(!name || !reagents.total_volume || !src || QDELETED(src) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 					return
 				var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/condiment/P = new(drop_location())
 				P.originalname = name
@@ -290,7 +290,7 @@
 					amount_full = round(reagents.total_volume / 30)
 					vol_part = reagents.total_volume % 30
 				var/name = stripped_input(usr, "Name:","Name your bottle!", (reagents.total_volume ? reagents.get_master_reagent_name() : " "), MAX_NAME_LEN)
-				if(!name || !reagents.total_volume || !src || QDELETED(src) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, be_close=TRUE))
+				if(!name || !reagents.total_volume || !src || QDELETED(src) || !usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
 					return
 
 				var/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/P
diff --git a/code/modules/vehicles/ridden.dm b/code/modules/vehicles/ridden.dm
index 5690bb1ad4..408b37cf12 100644
--- a/code/modules/vehicles/ridden.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vehicles/ridden.dm
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/vehicle/ridden/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(user.Adjacent(src) && inserted_key)
+	if(inserted_key && user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, ismonkey(user)))
 		if(!is_occupant(user))
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You must be riding the [src] to remove [src]'s key!</span>")
 			return