diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_bread.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_bread.dm
index 0d7c715654..78f9d9f07f 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_bread.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_bread.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,17 @@
 	foodtype = GRAIN
 	dunkable = TRUE
 
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	RegisterSignal(src, COMSIG_MOVABLE_TELEPORTED , .proc/bread_teleport)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/proc/bread_teleport(channel)
+	// you did WHAT?
+	if(channel == TELEPORT_CHANNEL_BLUESPACE || channel == TELEPORT_CHANNEL_QUANTUM)
+		new /mob/living/simple_animal/bread(get_turf(src))
+		visible_message("<span class='warning'>The [src] begins to deform and grow grotesque tumors!</span>")
+		qdel(src)
+
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/breadslice
 	icon = 'icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi'
 	bitesize = 2
@@ -228,3 +239,25 @@
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/butterdog/ComponentInitialize()
 	. = ..()
 	AddComponent(/datum/component/slippery, 80)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/tumor_bread
+	name = "dead tumor bread"
+	desc = "It's still within its expiration date, right?."
+	icon_state = "tumorbread"
+	slice_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/breadslice/tumor_bread
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 10, /datum/reagent/toxin = 10)
+	foodtype = GROSS | GRAIN
+	tastes = list("wheat and tumors" = 10)
+
+//teleporting tumor bread kills it
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/tumor_bread/bread_teleport()
+	visible_message(src, "<span class='warning'>[src] explodes in a horrible mess of tumor and flour!</span>")
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/breadslice/tumor_bread
+	name = "tumor bread slice"
+	desc = "A slice of bread filled with tumors!"
+	icon_state = "tumorbreadslice"
+	filling_color = "#B2D72C"
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 2, /datum/reagent/toxin = 2)
+	foodtype = GROSS | GRAIN
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..bb65dc0b7a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,67 @@
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread
+	name = "tumor bread"
+	desc = "I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."
+	icon_state = "tumorbread"
+	health = 1
+	maxHealth = 1
+	turns_per_move = 5			//this isn't player speed =|
+	speed = 2				//this is player speed
+	melee_damage_lower = 1
+	melee_damage_upper = 2
+	obj_damage = 0
+	loot = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/tumor_bread)
+	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 0, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
+	minbodytemp = 270
+	maxbodytemp = INFINITY
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE | PASSGRILLE | PASSMOB
+	mob_size = MOB_SIZE_TINY
+	response_help_continuous  = "pokes"
+	response_help_simple = "poke"
+	response_disarm_continuous = "shoos"
+	response_disarm_simple = "shoo"
+	response_harm_continuous = "punches"
+	response_harm_simple = "punch"
+	speak_emote = list("growls")
+	mouse_opacity = 2
+	density = TRUE
+	ventcrawler = VENTCRAWLER_ALWAYS
+	verb_say = "growls"
+	verb_ask = "growls inquisitively"
+	verb_exclaim = "growls loudly"
+	verb_yell = "growls loudly"
+	del_on_death = TRUE
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/bread/hostile/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	var/area/A = get_area(src)
+	if(A)
+		notify_ghosts("A tumor bread has been created in \the [A.name].", source = src, action=NOTIFY_ATTACK, flashwindow = FALSE, ignore_dnr_observers = TRUE)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread/attack_ghost(mob/user)
+	if(key)			//please stop using src. without a good reason.
+		return
+	if(CONFIG_GET(flag/use_age_restriction_for_jobs))
+		if(!isnum(user.client.player_age))
+			return
+	if(isobserver(user))
+		var/mob/dead/observer/O = user
+		if(!O.can_reenter_round())
+			return
+	if(!SSticker.mode)
+		to_chat(user, "Can't become a tumor bread before the game has started.")
+		return
+	var/be_bread = alert("Become a tumor bread? (Warning, You can no longer be cloned!)",,"Yes","No")
+	if(be_bread == "No" || QDELETED(src) || !isobserver(user))
+		return
+	if(key)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Someone else already took this tumor bread.</span>")
+		return
+	sentience_act()
+	user.transfer_ckey(src, FALSE)
+	density = TRUE
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread/ex_act()
+	return
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bread/start_pulling()
+	return FALSE			//No.
diff --git a/icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi b/icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi
index 7ef3a7d418..16878f854a 100644
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