From 62c93c3774d100c28927bffc7fdaaf0d270163ab Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: CitadelStationBot Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2017 21:14:35 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] Adds more CAS cards. Removes a couple shit ones. --- strings/cas_black.txt | 14 +++++++++++--- strings/cas_white.txt | 32 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++--- 2 files changed, 40 insertions(+), 6 deletions(-) diff --git a/strings/cas_black.txt b/strings/cas_black.txt index 2e7c6fb407..b2087bd57a 100644 --- a/strings/cas_black.txt +++ b/strings/cas_black.txt @@ -13,7 +13,6 @@ If the Space Gods didn't want _________ they wouldn't have given us __________. Why was the death squad sent in? Current Active Laws: ________ is the only human. Today, science found an anomaly that made people ____ and ____. -______! Quick, call the shuttle! ______ has been detected on a collision course with the station. Today's kitchen menu includes _____ stuffed with _____. What's the Captain's fetish? @@ -44,7 +43,7 @@ You can never have too many _____ on the station. Why can't I find a space relationship? The assistants gathered around the brig, with toolboxes and ___________. Confirmed outbreak of _____ aboard the station. -The AI Was horrified to discover security was executing prisoners via ________. +The AI was horrified to discover security was executing prisoners via ________. Attention crew: the word _____ is now a punishable offense. The chemist cackled as he labeled ________ pills as __________. The Space Wizard Federation has regrettably begun to summon _____. @@ -102,4 +101,13 @@ What made the mime speak? How do you get an assistant to assist? What was I last brigged for? Why does Security no longer use the gulag? -Old versions of Space Law used to authorize __________. \ No newline at end of file +Old versions of Space Law used to authorize __________. +Our new state-of-the-art station shield is made entirely of ________. +What's the most terrifying thing about Lavaland? +Listen. Recent _______ on this station left me very disappointed, OK? +The auxiliary base was disabled after landing in the middle of _______. +Xenobiologists have found slimes to be exceptionally responsive to _______. +Why did the captain give me a medal? +The curator's new exhibit is devoted solely to _________. +There's no ______ on the new escape shuttle, but there is plenty of _________! +What made me sell my soul to the devil? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/strings/cas_white.txt b/strings/cas_white.txt index d36f19ffe9..bc179f2bac 100644 --- a/strings/cas_white.txt +++ b/strings/cas_white.txt @@ -52,6 +52,7 @@ Walking mushroom cockfights. Improper comdom use. Greentext. Coating the whole station in blood. +Cock cultists. Defusing a syndicate bomb with another bomb. Going braindead mid-murder. A petsplosion. @@ -99,7 +100,7 @@ Inviting all the lizards onto the holodeck for a party. A used corgi suit. Saxing. Carbon dioxide. -Lewd alien abduction. +Actually playing Cards Against Spess. Warm donk pockets. Fucking your own cloned body. MULEbot manslaughter. @@ -133,7 +134,6 @@ Suiciding with a fedora. A MULEbot drag race. Automatons. Six max-cap bombs. -Xenos pleasuring their victims with anal. Forgetting you're a traitor. Itching powder. Some overpowered bullshit. @@ -267,4 +267,30 @@ Wheelchair Ian. An actually helpful assistant. Mindbreaker toxin. Legions of cyborg assholes. -Homicidal chefs. \ No newline at end of file +Homicidal chefs. +Extended. +Grammar fascist gods. +Cortical borers. +A masochist in an ash storm. +Draconic. +Riding borgs, cowgirl style. +The Voice of God. +Overpowered stuns. +Unironically reading library smut. +Spiritual journeys with BZ. +Freon. +Deep-fried body parts. +Suit sensor unit gas chambers. +Moonlighting. +Sex inside a mech. +The philosophical complications of Asimov. +A changeling monkeying itself mid-coitus. +Swarmers. +A fully-dressed CMO. +The hardworking engineer. +Skewium-induced orgasm. +A salt overdose. +Mindswap. +Potassium in the toilet bowls. +Giving head to the heads. +A lizard wearing cat ears. \ No newline at end of file