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code/game/objects/items/implants/implant.dm

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 	icon_state = "generic" //Shows up as the action button icon
 	actions_types = list(/datum/action/item_action/hands_free/activate)
 	var/activated = TRUE //1 for implant types that can be activated, 0 for ones that are "always on" like mindshield implants
-	var/mob/living/imp_in = null
+	var/mob/living/carbon/imp_in = null //It's not like simplemobs or silicons can use implants anyway.
 	item_color = "b"
 	var/allow_multiple = FALSE
 	var/uses = -1

code/game/objects/items/implants/implant_misc.dm

@@ -40,12 +40,16 @@
 	imp_in.SetUnconscious(0)
 	imp_in.adjustStaminaLoss(-150)
 	imp_in.stuttering = 0
+	imp_in.updatehealth()
+	imp_in.update_stamina()
 	imp_in.resting = 0
+	imp_in.lying = 0
 	imp_in.update_canmove()
 
 	imp_in.reagents.add_reagent("synaptizine", 10)
 	imp_in.reagents.add_reagent("omnizine", 10)
 	imp_in.reagents.add_reagent("stimulants", 10)
+
 	if(!uses)
 		qdel(src)