diff --git a/code/citadel/crew_objectives/cit_crewobjectives_security.dm b/code/citadel/crew_objectives/cit_crewobjectives_security.dm
index 4e1ca87582..8906c268d2 100644
--- a/code/citadel/crew_objectives/cit_crewobjectives_security.dm
+++ b/code/citadel/crew_objectives/cit_crewobjectives_security.dm
@@ -1,20 +1,10 @@
 /*				SECURITY OBJECTIVES				*/
 
 /datum/objective/crew/enjoyyourstay
-	explanation_text = "Welcome to Space Station 13. Enjoy your stay."
+	explanation_text = "Enforce Space Law to the best of your ability."
 	jobs = "headofsecurity,securityofficer,warden,detective"
-	var/list/edglines = list("Welcome to Space Station 13. Enjoy your stay.", "You signed up for this.", "Abandon hope.", "The tide's gonna stop eventually.", "Hey, someone's gotta do it.", "No, you can't resign.", "Security is a mission, not an intermission.")
-
-/datum/objective/crew/enjoyyourstay/New()
-	. = ..()
-	update_explanation_text()
-
-/datum/objective/crew/enjoyyourstay/update_explanation_text()
-	. = ..()
-	explanation_text = pick(edglines)
 
 /datum/objective/crew/enjoyyourstay/check_completion()
-	explanation_text = "Enforce Space Law to the best of your ability."
 	if(owner && owner.current)
 		if(owner.current.stat != DEAD)
 			return TRUE