diff --git a/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm b/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm
index d540f84b51..0297652982 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm
@@ -172,7 +172,7 @@
 	occupant = H
 
 	if(!clonename)	//to prevent null names
-		clonename = "clone ([rand(0,999)])"
+		clonename = "clone ([rand(1,999)])"
 	H.real_name = clonename
 
 	icon_state = "pod_1"
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/exp_cloner.dm b/code/game/machinery/exp_cloner.dm
index 27618668fa..41d317a30f 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/exp_cloner.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/exp_cloner.dm
@@ -36,7 +36,7 @@
 	occupant = H
 
 	if(!clonename)	//to prevent null names
-		clonename = "clone ([rand(0,999)])"
+		clonename = "clone ([rand(1,999)])"
 	H.real_name = clonename
 
 	icon_state = "pod_1"
@@ -294,4 +294,4 @@
 	else
 		pod.growclone(mob_occupant.real_name, dna.uni_identity, dna.struc_enzymes, clone_species, dna.features, mob_occupant.faction)
 		temp = "[mob_occupant.real_name] => <font class='good'>Cloning data sent to pod.</font>"
-		playsound(src, 'sound/machines/terminal_prompt_confirm.ogg', 50, 0)
\ No newline at end of file
+		playsound(src, 'sound/machines/terminal_prompt_confirm.ogg', 50, 0)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/ghost_role_spawners.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/ghost_role_spawners.dm
index 3806c2411b..9bebb07429 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/ghost_role_spawners.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/ghost_role_spawners.dm
@@ -91,7 +91,7 @@
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/exile/special(mob/living/new_spawn)
-	new_spawn.real_name = "Wish Granter's Victim ([rand(0,999)])"
+	new_spawn.real_name = "Wish Granter's Victim ([rand(1,999)])"
 	var/wish = rand(1,4)
 	switch(wish)
 		if(1)
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/replicapod.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/replicapod.dm
index 3c49b113e9..7f6ffe766b 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/replicapod.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/replicapod.dm
@@ -91,7 +91,7 @@
 		if(realName)
 			podman.real_name = realName
 		else
-			podman.real_name = "Pod Person [rand(0,999)]"
+			podman.real_name = "Pod Person ([rand(1,999)])"
 		mind.transfer_to(podman)
 		if(ckey)
 			podman.ckey = ckey
diff --git a/code/modules/stock_market/industries.dm b/code/modules/stock_market/industries.dm
index 1a90db874a..d9f1e72594 100644
--- a/code/modules/stock_market/industries.dm
+++ b/code/modules/stock_market/industries.dm
@@ -159,7 +159,7 @@
 	var/list/products = list("generator", "laptop", "keyboard", "memory card", "display", "operating system", "processor", "graphics card", "nanobots", "power supply", "pAI", "mech", "capacitor", "cell")
 	var/list/prefix = list("the [company_name] ", "the high performance ", "the mobile ", "the portable ", "the professional ", "the extreme ", "the incredible ", "the blazing fast ", "the bleeding edge ", "the bluespace-powered ", null)
 	var/L = pick(consonant(), "Seed ", "Radiant ", "Robust ", "Pentathon ", "Athlete ", "Phantom ", "Semper Fi ")
-	var/N = rand(0,99)
+	var/N = rand(1, 99)
 	var/prefix2 = "[L][N][prob(5) ? " " + latin_number(N) : null]"
 	return "[pick(prefix)][prefix2] [pick(products)]"
 
@@ -230,4 +230,4 @@
 /datum/industry/defense/generateProductName(var/company)
 	var/list/equipment = list("energy gun", "laser gun", "machine gun", "grenade", "stun baton", "artillery", "bomb", "attack drone", "missile", "chem sprayer")
 	var/list/material = list("bluespace", "stealth", "heat-seeking", "crime-seeking", "wide-range", "bioterror", "auto-reloading", "smart", "sentient", "rapid-fire", "species-targeting", "gibtonite", "mass-market", "perpetual-motion", "nuclear", "fission", "fusion")
-	return "the [pick(material)] [pick(equipment)]"
\ No newline at end of file
+	return "the [pick(material)] [pick(equipment)]"