diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/status_effects.dm b/code/__DEFINES/status_effects.dm
index d6db35e68d..fad9ddcda5 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/status_effects.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/status_effects.dm
@@ -102,10 +102,6 @@
 
 #define STATUS_EFFECT_FAKE_VIRUS /datum/status_effect/fake_virus //gives you fluff messages for cough, sneeze, headache, etc but without an actual virus
 
-#define STATUS_EFFECT_BREASTS_ENLARGEMENT /datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger //Applied slowdown due to the ominous bulk.
-
-#define STATUS_EFFECT_PENIS_ENLARGEMENT /datum/status_effect/chem/penis_enlarger //More applied slowdown, just like the above.
-
 #define STATUS_EFFECT_NO_COMBAT_MODE /datum/status_effect/no_combat_mode //Wont allow combat mode and will disable it
 #define STATUS_EFFECT_MESMERIZE /datum/status_effect/mesmerize //Just reskinned no_combat_mode
 
diff --git a/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm b/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
index 9e30530ad3..e37224e401 100644
--- a/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
+++ b/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
@@ -88,7 +88,6 @@
 			to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel your breasts shrinking away from your body as your chest flattens out.</span>")
 		QDEL_IN(src, 1)
 		return
-	var/enlargement = FALSE
 	switch(rounded_cached)
 		if(0) //flatchested
 			size = "flat"
@@ -96,16 +95,8 @@
 			size = breast_values[rounded_cached]
 		if(9 to 15) //massive
 			size = breast_values[rounded_cached]
-			enlargement = TRUE
 		if(16 to INFINITY) //rediculous
 			size = "huge"
-			enlargement = TRUE
-	if(owner)
-		var/status_effect = owner.has_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_BREASTS_ENLARGEMENT)
-		if(enlargement && !status_effect)
-			owner.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_BREASTS_ENLARGEMENT)
-		else if(!enlargement && status_effect)
-			owner.remove_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_BREASTS_ENLARGEMENT)
 
 	if(rounded_cached < 16 && owner)//Because byond doesn't count from 0, I have to do this.
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
diff --git a/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm b/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm
index a8e95673ae..05553cd3c7 100644
--- a/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm
+++ b/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm
@@ -39,7 +39,6 @@
 		return
 	var/rounded_length = round(length)
 	var/new_size
-	var/enlargement = FALSE
 	var/max_D = CONFIG_GET(number/penis_max_inches_prefs)
 	switch(rounded_length)
 		if(0 to 6) //If modest size
@@ -48,18 +47,8 @@
 			new_size = 2
 		if(12 to max_D) //If massive
 			new_size = 3
-		if(max_D + 1 to max_D+13) //If massive and due for large effects, modified in case some server owner running recent citcode decides to be insane with dick sizes in the config
-			new_size = 3
-			enlargement = TRUE
 		if(max_D+14 to INFINITY) //If comical
 			new_size = 4 //no new sprites for anything larger yet
-			enlargement = TRUE
-	if(owner)
-		var/status_effect = owner.has_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_PENIS_ENLARGEMENT)
-		if(enlargement && !status_effect)
-			owner.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_PENIS_ENLARGEMENT)
-		else if(!enlargement && status_effect)
-			owner.remove_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_PENIS_ENLARGEMENT)
 	if(linked_organ)
 		linked_organ.size = clamp(size + new_size, BALLS_SIZE_MIN, BALLS_SIZE_MAX)
 		linked_organ.update()
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm b/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
index 0e971d4ced..8f48e90068 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
@@ -32,82 +32,6 @@
 
 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
 
-/datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger
-	id = "breast_enlarger"
-	alert_type = null
-	var/moveCalc = 1
-	var/cachedmoveCalc = 1
-	var/last_checked_size //used to prevent potential cpu waste from happening every tick.
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger/on_apply()//Removes clothes, they're too small to contain you. You belong to space now.
-	log_reagent("FERMICHEM: [owner]'s breasts has reached comical sizes. ID: [owner.key]")
-	return ..()
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger/tick()//If you try to wear clothes, you fail. Slows you down if you're comically huge
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
-	var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/B = H.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_BREASTS)
-	if(!B)
-		H.remove_status_effect(src)
-		return
-	moveCalc = 1+((round(B.cached_size) - 9)/3) //Afffects how fast you move, and how often you can click.
-
-	if(last_checked_size != B.cached_size)
-		H.add_or_update_variable_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/breast_hypertrophy, multiplicative_slowdown = moveCalc)
-
-	if (B.size == "huge")
-		if(prob(1))
-			to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>Your back is feeling sore.</span>")
-			var/target = H.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_CHEST)
-			H.apply_damage(0.1, BRUTE, target)
-	else
-		if(prob(1))
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>Your back is feeling a little sore.</span>")
-	last_checked_size = B.cached_size
-	..()
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger/on_remove()
-	log_reagent("FERMICHEM: [owner]'s breasts has reduced to an acceptable size. ID: [owner.key]")
-	to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>Your expansive chest has become a more managable size, liberating your movements.</b></span>")
-	owner.remove_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/breast_hypertrophy)
-	return ..()
-
-////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/penis_enlarger
-	id = "penis_enlarger"
-	alert_type = null
-	var/bloodCalc
-	var/moveCalc
-	var/last_checked_size //used to prevent potential cpu waste, just like the above.
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/penis_enlarger/on_apply()//Removes clothes, they're too small to contain you. You belong to space now.
-	log_reagent("FERMICHEM: [owner]'s dick has reached comical sizes. ID: [owner.key]")
-	return ..()
-
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/penis_enlarger/tick()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
-	var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = H.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_PENIS)
-	if(!P)
-		owner.remove_status_effect(src)
-		return
-	moveCalc = 1+((round(P.length) - 21)/3) //effects how fast you can move
-	bloodCalc = 1+((round(P.length) - 21)/15) //effects how much blood you need (I didn' bother adding an arousal check because I'm spending too much time on this organ already.)
-	if(P.length < 22 && H.has_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/penis_hypertrophy))
-		to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>Your rascally willy has become a more managable size, liberating your movements.</b></span>")
-		H.remove_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/penis_hypertrophy)
-	else if(P.length >= 22 && !H.has_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/penis_hypertrophy))
-		to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your indulgent johnson is so substantial, it's taking all your blood and affecting your movements!</b></span>")
-		H.add_or_update_variable_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/penis_hypertrophy, multiplicative_slowdown = moveCalc)
-	H.AdjustBloodVol(bloodCalc)
-	..()
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/penis_enlarger/on_remove()
-	log_reagent("FERMICHEM: [owner]'s dick has reduced to an acceptable size. ID: [owner.key]")
-	owner.remove_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/penis_hypertrophy)
-	owner.ResetBloodVol()
-	return ..()
-
 ///////////////////////////////////////////////
 //			Astral INSURANCE
 ///////////////////////////////////////////////