diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/combat.dm b/code/__DEFINES/combat.dm
index 41383b8512..1bc601d6fd 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/combat.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/combat.dm
@@ -108,7 +108,7 @@
 #define EMBEDDED_IMPACT_PAIN_MULTIPLIER			4	//Coefficient of multiplication for the damage the item does when it first embeds (this*item.w_class)
 #define EMBED_THROWSPEED_THRESHOLD				4	//The minimum value of an item's throw_speed for it to embed (Unless it has embedded_ignore_throwspeed_threshold set to 1)
 #define EMBEDDED_UNSAFE_REMOVAL_PAIN_MULTIPLIER 8	//Coefficient of multiplication for the damage the item does when removed without a surgery (this*item.w_class)
-#define EMBEDDED_UNSAFE_REMOVAL_TIME			30	//A Time in ticks, total removal time = (this*item.w_class)
+#define EMBEDDED_UNSAFE_REMOVAL_TIME			150	//A Time in ticks, total removal time = (this/item.w_class)
 
 //Gun weapon weight
 #define WEAPON_LIGHT 1
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items.dm b/code/game/objects/items.dm
index dd952f5c13..65c0d8b4d6 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items.dm
@@ -794,3 +794,6 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(rpg_loot_items, FALSE)
 	if (item_flags & NODROP)
 		return
 	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/proc/grenade_prime_react(obj/item/grenade/nade)
+	return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/grenades/grenade.dm b/code/game/objects/items/grenades/grenade.dm
index b627d42ab2..79c0e467a6 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/grenades/grenade.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/grenades/grenade.dm
@@ -87,6 +87,9 @@
 	if(ismob(loc))
 		var/mob/M = loc
 		M.dropItemToGround(src)
+	else if(isitem(loc))
+		var/obj/item/I = loc
+		I.grenade_prime_react(src)
 
 
 /obj/item/grenade/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm b/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm
index f1c766e90c..096a22bd20 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm
@@ -463,7 +463,7 @@
 	force_wielded = 18
 	throwforce = 20
 	throw_speed = 4
-	embedding = list("embedded_impact_pain_multiplier" = 3)
+	embedding = list("embedded_impact_pain_multiplier" = 3, "embed_chance" = 90)
 	armour_penetration = 10
 	materials = list(MAT_METAL=1150, MAT_GLASS=2075)
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
@@ -478,14 +478,25 @@
 	. = ..()
 	AddComponent(/datum/component/butchering, 100, 70) //decent in a pinch, but pretty bad.
 
+/obj/item/twohanded/spear/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(explosive)
+		explosive.attack_self(user)
+		return
+	. = ..()
+
+/obj/item/twohanded/rightclick_attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(wielded) //Trying to unwield it
+		unwield(user)
+	else //Trying to wield it
+		wield(user)
+	return TRUE
+
 /obj/item/twohanded/spear/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/user)
 	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] begins to sword-swallow \the [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
 	if(explosive)
 		user.say("[war_cry]")
-		explosive.forceMove(user)
 		explosive.prime()
 		user.gib()
-		qdel(src)
 		return BRUTELOSS
 	return BRUTELOSS
 
@@ -496,7 +507,7 @@
 /obj/item/twohanded/spear/examine(mob/user)
 	..()
 	if(explosive)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to set your war cry.</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Use in your hands to activate the attached explosive.</span><br><span class='notice'>Alt-click to set your war cry.</span><br><span class='notice'>Right-click in combat mode to wield</span>")
 
 /obj/item/twohanded/spear/update_icon()
 	if(explosive)
@@ -511,17 +522,11 @@
 		return
 	if(explosive && wielded)
 		user.say("[war_cry]")
-		explosive.forceMove(AM)
 		explosive.prime()
-		qdel(src)
 
- //THIS MIGHT BE UNBALANCED SO I DUNNO // it totally is.
-/obj/item/twohanded/spear/throw_impact(atom/target)
-	. = ..()
-	if(!.) //not caught
-		if(explosive)
-			explosive.prime()
-			qdel(src)
+/obj/item/twohanded/spear/grenade_prime_react(obj/item/grenade/nade)
+	nade.forceMove(get_turf(src))
+	qdel(src)
 
 /obj/item/twohanded/spear/AltClick(mob/user)
 	if(user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE))
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 51a606792c..94801e5762 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -207,6 +207,33 @@
 
 	spreadFire(AM)
 
+/mob/living/carbon/human/resist()
+	. = ..()
+	if(wear_suit && wear_suit.breakouttime)//added in human cuff breakout proc
+		return
+	if(.)
+		if(canmove && !on_fire)
+			for(var/obj/item/bodypart/L in bodyparts)
+				if(istype(L) && L.embedded_objects.len)
+					for(var/obj/item/I in L.embedded_objects)
+						if(istype(I) && I.w_class >= WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL)	//minimum weight class to insta-ripout via resist
+							remove_embedded_unsafe(L, I, src, 1.5)	//forcefully call the remove embedded unsafe proc but with extra pain multiplier. if you want to remove it less painfully, examine and remove it carefully.
+							return FALSE //Hands are occupied
+	return .
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/remove_embedded_unsafe(obj/item/bodypart/L, obj/item/I, mob/user, painmul = 1)
+	if(!I || !L || I.loc != src || !(I in L.embedded_objects))
+		return
+	L.embedded_objects -= I
+	L.receive_damage(I.embedding.embedded_unsafe_removal_pain_multiplier*I.w_class*painmul)//It hurts to rip it out, get surgery you dingus. And if you're ripping it out quickly via resist, it's gonna hurt even more
+	I.forceMove(get_turf(src))
+	user.put_in_hands(I)
+	user.emote("scream")
+	user.visible_message("[user] rips [I] out of [user.p_their()] [L.name]!","<span class='notice'>You remove [I] from your [L.name].</span>")
+	if(!has_embedded_objects())
+		clear_alert("embeddedobject")
+		SEND_SIGNAL(user, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "embedded")
+	return
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/Topic(href, href_list)
 	if(usr.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, NO_DEXTERY))
@@ -217,20 +244,10 @@
 			var/obj/item/I = locate(href_list["embedded_object"]) in L.embedded_objects
 			if(!I || I.loc != src) //no item, no limb, or item is not in limb or in the person anymore
 				return
-			var/time_taken = I.embedding.embedded_unsafe_removal_time*I.w_class
+			var/time_taken = I.embedding.embedded_unsafe_removal_time/I.w_class
 			usr.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[usr] attempts to remove [I] from [usr.p_their()] [L.name].</span>","<span class='notice'>You attempt to remove [I] from your [L.name]... (It will take [DisplayTimeText(time_taken)].)</span>")
 			if(do_after(usr, time_taken, needhand = 1, target = src))
-				if(!I || !L || I.loc != src || !(I in L.embedded_objects))
-					return
-				L.embedded_objects -= I
-				L.receive_damage(I.embedding.embedded_unsafe_removal_pain_multiplier*I.w_class)//It hurts to rip it out, get surgery you dingus.
-				I.forceMove(get_turf(src))
-				usr.put_in_hands(I)
-				usr.emote("scream")
-				usr.visible_message("[usr] successfully rips [I] out of [usr.p_their()] [L.name]!","<span class='notice'>You successfully remove [I] from your [L.name].</span>")
-				if(!has_embedded_objects())
-					clear_alert("embeddedobject")
-					SEND_SIGNAL(usr, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "embedded")
+				remove_embedded_unsafe(L, I, usr)
 			return
 
 		if(href_list["item"])
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index 24627f7eec..ba84ba2c7b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -614,6 +614,10 @@
 			resist_fire() //stop, drop, and roll
 		else if(resting) //cit change - allows resisting out of resting
 			resist_a_rest() // ditto
+		else if(istype(src, /mob/living/carbon))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/C = src
+			if(!C.handcuffed && !C.legcuffed)
+				return TRUE
 		else if(last_special <= world.time)
 			resist_restraints() //trying to remove cuffs.