INTRODUCING KITCHEN GUN (#7508)

code/game/objects/items/storage/uplink_kits.dm

@@ -339,3 +339,11 @@
 	new /obj/item/stamp/chameleon/broken(src)
 	new /obj/item/pda/chameleon/broken(src)
 	// No chameleon laser, they can't randomise for //REASONS//
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/kitchen_gun
+	name = "Kitchen Gun (TM) package"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/kitchen_gun/PopulateContents()
+	new /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/pistol/m1911/kitchengun(src)
+	new /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m45/kitchengun(src)
+	new /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m45/kitchengun(src)

code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ballistic/smg.dm

@@ -26,3 +26,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/ammo_casing/c45/nostamina
 	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/bullet/c45_nostamina
+
+/obj/item/ammo_casing/c45/kitchengun
+	desc = "A .45 bullet casing. It has a small sponge attached to it."
+	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/bullet/c45_cleaning

code/modules/projectiles/boxes_magazines/external/pistol.dm

@@ -36,6 +36,11 @@
 	..()
 	icon_state = "45-[ammo_count() ? "8" : "0"]"
 
+/obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m45/kitchengun
+	name = "handgun magazine (.45 cleaning)"
+	desc = "BANG! BANG! BANG!"
+	ammo_type = /obj/item/ammo_casing/c45/kitchengun
+
 /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/pistolm9mm
 	name = "pistol magazine (9mm)"
 	icon_state = "9x19p-8"

code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/pistol.dm

@@ -26,6 +26,12 @@
 	mag_type = /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m45
 	can_suppress = FALSE
 
+/obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/pistol/m1911/kitchengun
+	name = "\improper Kitchen Gun (TM)"
+	desc = "Say goodbye to dirt with Kitchen Gun (TM)! Laser sight and night vision accessories sold separately."
+	icon_state = "kitchengun"
+	mag_type = /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m45/kitchengun
+
 /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/pistol/deagle
 	name = "\improper Desert Eagle"
 	desc = "A robust .50 AE handgun."
@@ -78,4 +84,3 @@
 	else
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>..and falls into view. Whew, that was a close one.</span>")
 		user.dropItemToGround(src)
-

code/modules/projectiles/projectile/bullets/smg.dm

@@ -9,6 +9,40 @@
 	name = ".45 bullet"
 	damage = 30
 
+/obj/item/projectile/bullet/c45_cleaning
+	name = ".45 bullet"
+	damage = 24
+	stamina = 10
+
+/obj/item/projectile/bullet/c45_cleaning/on_hit(atom/target, blocked = FALSE)
+	. = ..()
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(target)
+
+	//section shamelessly copypasta'd from the clean component
+	SEND_SIGNAL(T, COMSIG_COMPONENT_CLEAN_ACT, CLEAN_STRENGTH_BLOOD)
+	for(var/A in T)
+		if(is_cleanable(A))
+			qdel(A)
+		else if(istype(A, /obj/item))
+			var/obj/item/I = A
+			SEND_SIGNAL(I, COMSIG_COMPONENT_CLEAN_ACT, CLEAN_STRENGTH_BLOOD)
+			if(ismob(I.loc))
+				var/mob/M = I.loc
+				M.regenerate_icons()
+		else if(ishuman(A))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/cleaned_human = A
+			if(cleaned_human.head)
+				SEND_SIGNAL(cleaned_human.head, COMSIG_COMPONENT_CLEAN_ACT, CLEAN_STRENGTH_BLOOD)
+			if(cleaned_human.wear_suit)
+				SEND_SIGNAL(cleaned_human.wear_suit, COMSIG_COMPONENT_CLEAN_ACT, CLEAN_STRENGTH_BLOOD)
+			else if(cleaned_human.w_uniform)
+				SEND_SIGNAL(cleaned_human.w_uniform, COMSIG_COMPONENT_CLEAN_ACT, CLEAN_STRENGTH_BLOOD)
+			if(cleaned_human.shoes)
+				SEND_SIGNAL(cleaned_human.shoes, COMSIG_COMPONENT_CLEAN_ACT, CLEAN_STRENGTH_BLOOD)
+			SEND_SIGNAL(cleaned_human, COMSIG_COMPONENT_CLEAN_ACT, CLEAN_STRENGTH_BLOOD)
+			cleaned_human.wash_cream()
+			cleaned_human.regenerate_icons()
+
 // 4.6x30mm (Autorifles)
 
 /obj/item/projectile/bullet/c46x30mm
@@ -23,4 +57,4 @@
 /obj/item/projectile/bullet/incendiary/c46x30mm
 	name = "4.6x30mm incendiary bullet"
 	damage = 10
-	fire_stacks = 1
+	fire_stacks = 1

code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm

@@ -1332,6 +1332,22 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uplink_items, subtypesof(/datum/uplink_item))
 	surplus = 20
 	restricted_roles = list("Janitor")
 
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/kitchen_gun
+	name = "Kitchen Gun (TM)"
+	desc = "A revolutionary .45 caliber cleaning solution! Say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with Kitchen Gun (TM)! Just five shots from Kitchen Gun (TM), and it'll sparkle like new! Includes two extra ammunition clips!"
+	cost = 10
+	surplus = 40
+	restricted_roles = list("Cook", "Janitor")
+	item = /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/kitchen_gun
+
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/kitchen_gun_ammo
+	name = "Kitchen Gun (TM) .45 Magazine"
+	desc = "An extra eight bullets for an extra eight uses of Kitchen Gun (TM)!"
+	cost = 1
+	surplus = 0
+	restricted_roles = list("Cook", "Janitor")
+	item = /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m45/kitchengun
+
 /datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/explosive_hot_potato
 	name = "Exploding Hot Potato"
 	desc = "A potato rigged with explosives. On activation, a special mechanism is activated that prevents it from being dropped. The only way to get rid of it if you are holding it is to attack someone else with it, causing it to latch to that person instead."