From 720abbf1c5bf7ec7135824cbd094fa435d4de1e4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Trilbyspaceclone <30435998+Trilbyspaceclone@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Mon, 11 May 2020 15:21:49 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Update life.dm --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm | 40 +++++++++++++------------- 1 file changed, 20 insertions(+), 20 deletions(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm index 25c9519ba7..aa7c2eda14 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm @@ -499,27 +499,27 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is */ #define BALLMER_POINTS 5 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_good_msg, list("Hey guys, what if we rolled out a bluespace wiring system so mice can't destroy the powergrid anymore?", - "Hear me out here. What if, and this is just a theory, we made R&D controllable from our PDAs?", - "I'm thinking we should roll out a git repository for our research under the AGPLv3 license so that we can share it among the other stations freely.", - "I dunno about you guys, but IDs and PDAs being separate is clunky as fuck. Maybe we should merge them into a chip in our arms? That way they can't be stolen easily.", - "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology." - "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.", - "We can link the Ore Silo to are prolathens, why not also link it to autolathens or Exo Fabs.", - "If we can make better bombs with just some plasma and tritium then why still have station nukes use plutonium.", - "The modular console can do some functions like monitor the Super Matter or fix an AI then why not make more programs for crew monitor or sec records.", - "So I was thinking, if we more manipulators in something it prints for cheaper right? So what if we just made new printers that have like 12 manipulators inside them to print stuff really cheap." - )) + "Hear me out here. What if, and this is just a theory, we made R&D controllable from our PDAs?", + "I'm thinking we should roll out a git repository for our research under the AGPLv3 license so that we can share it among the other stations freely.", + "I dunno about you guys, but IDs and PDAs being separate is clunky as fuck. Maybe we should merge them into a chip in our arms? That way they can't be stolen easily.", + "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology." + "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.", + "We can link the Ore Silo to are prolathens, why not also link it to autolathens or Exo Fabs.", + "If we can make better bombs with just some plasma and tritium then why still have station nukes use plutonium.", + "The modular console can do some functions like monitor the Super Matter or fix an AI then why not make more programs for crew monitor or sec records.", + "So I was thinking, if we more manipulators in something it prints for cheaper right? So what if we just made new printers that have like 12 manipulators inside them to print stuff really cheap." + )) GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_windows_me_msg, list("Yo man, what if, we like, uh, put a webserver that's automatically turned on with default admin passwords into every PDA?", - "So like, you know how we separate our codebase from the master copy that runs on our consumer boxes? What if we merged the two and undid the separation between codebase and server?", - "Dude, radical idea: H.O.N.K mechs but with no bananium required.", - "Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways.", - "What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?", - "Bruh what if we took a locker, some random trash and made a mech out of it?", - "Ok here me out, what if we make illegal, not illegal so sec stops arresting us for having it.", - "Crazy idea, ok ok ok, rather then having monkeys to test on, what if we only used apes.", - "Woh man ok, what if we took slime cores and smashed them into other slimes, be kinda cool to see what happens.", - "Were Nano-trasen but we need to unlock nano-parts whats the deal with that?" - )) + "So like, you know how we separate our codebase from the master copy that runs on our consumer boxes? What if we merged the two and undid the separation between codebase and server?", + "Dude, radical idea: H.O.N.K mechs but with no bananium required.", + "Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways.", + "What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?", + "Bruh what if we took a locker, some random trash and made a mech out of it?", + "Ok here me out, what if we make illegal, not illegal so sec stops arresting us for having it.", + "Crazy idea, ok ok ok, rather then having monkeys to test on, what if we only used apes.", + "Woh man ok, what if we took slime cores and smashed them into other slimes, be kinda cool to see what happens.", + "Were Nano-trasen but we need to unlock nano-parts whats the deal with that?" + )) //this updates all special effects: stun, sleeping, knockdown, druggy, stuttering, etc.. /mob/living/carbon/handle_status_effects()