diff --git a/code/controllers/globals.dm b/code/controllers/globals.dm
index cd86e0d97c..89f8a81f20 100644
--- a/code/controllers/globals.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/globals.dm
@@ -52,6 +52,12 @@ GLOBAL_REAL(GLOB, /datum/controller/global_vars)
 /datum/controller/global_vars/Initialize()
 	gvars_datum_init_order = list()
 	gvars_datum_protected_varlist = list("gvars_datum_protected_varlist")
+	
+	//See https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/issues/26954
+	for(var/I in typesof(/datum/controller/global_vars/proc))
+		var/CLEANBOT_RETURNS = "[I]"
+		pass(CLEANBOT_RETURNS)
+	
 	for(var/I in vars - gvars_datum_in_built_vars)
 		var/start_tick = world.time
 		call(src, "InitGlobal[I]")()