diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/mob/cit_emotes.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/mob/cit_emotes.dm
index 883d628af4..920c543e84 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/mob/cit_emotes.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/mob/cit_emotes.dm
@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
+#define INSULTS_FILE "insult.json"
+
 /mob
 	var/nextsoundemote = 1
 
@@ -5,6 +7,21 @@
 /datum/emote/living/custom
 	mob_type_blacklist_typecache = list(/mob/living/brain)
 
+/datum/emote/living/insult
+	key = "insult"
+	key_third_person = "insults"
+	message = "spews insults."
+	emote_type = EMOTE_AUDIBLE
+
+/datum/emote/living/insult/run_emote(mob/living/user, params)
+	var/insult_message = ""
+	if(!user.is_muzzled())
+		insult_message += pick_list_replacements(INSULTS_FILE, "insult_gen")
+		message = insult_message
+	else
+		message = "muffles something."
+	. = ..()
+
 /datum/emote/living/scream/run_emote(mob/living/user, params) //I can't not port this shit, come on.
 	if(user.nextsoundemote >= world.time || user.stat != CONSCIOUS)
 		return
@@ -142,4 +159,4 @@
 			return
 		user.nextsoundemote = world.time + 7
 		playsound(user, 'modular_citadel/sound/voice/weh.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
-	. = ..()
\ No newline at end of file
+	. = ..()
diff --git a/strings/insult.json b/strings/insult.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..77b176be8f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/insult.json
@@ -0,0 +1,178 @@
+{
+	"insult_gen":[
+		"yells, ''I'm going to @pick(verbs_use) you, you @pick(adjective_insult) @pick(nouns_insult)!''",
+		"yells, ''Rend and @pick(verbs_touch), Rend and @pick(verbs_use)!''",
+		"yells, ''You @pick(nouns_insult), I'm going to @pick(verbs_use) you right in the @pick(nouns_body). <B>JUST YOU WAIT!</B>''",
+		"yells, ''<B>You @pick(curse_words)!!</B>''",
+		"yells, ''Time to get my @pick(adjective_generic) @pick(adjective_insult) @pick(nouns_body) elsewhere.''",
+		"yells, ''Well @pick(verbs_use) my @pick(nouns_body), this @pick(nouns_insult) is pretty @pick(adjective_insult).''",
+		"yells, ''Hippity hoppity, get off of my property, you @pick(nouns_insult)!''",
+		"yells, ''@pick(curse_words), what am I meant to do with this @pick(adjective_insult) @pick(nouns_objects).''"
+	],
+	
+    "verbs_use": [
+        "touch",
+		"hold",
+		"poke",
+		"punch",
+		"smash",
+		"assault",
+		"wrench",
+		"tickle",
+		"modify",
+		"whack",
+		"beat",
+		"tackle",
+		"destroy",
+		"vore"
+    ],
+
+    "verbs_touch": [
+        "pat",
+        "mess with",
+        "absorb",
+        "sneeze on",
+        "inject",
+        "rip",
+        "slap",
+        "grab",
+		"choke",
+		"vore"
+    ],
+	
+    "verbs_move": [
+		"run",
+        "jog",
+        "leg it",
+        "slide",
+        "cheese it",
+        "walk",
+        "stroll",
+        "fly",
+		"scoot",
+		"yakkety",
+		"speed",
+		"fuck off",
+		"escape"
+    ],
+
+    "nouns_insult": [
+        "gaylord",
+        "shitcurity",
+        "noob",
+        "comdom",
+        "cuck",
+        "greytider",
+        "tator",
+        "lingbin",
+		"bitch",
+		"whorelord",
+		"cluwn",
+		"monkey",
+		"cheesmonger",
+		"milkdrinker",
+		"cally-breek tattie",
+		"clype deep bachle",
+		"blethering gomeril Jessie",
+		"oaf-lookin' schooner",
+		"worm-eyed hotten blaugh",
+		"vile stoochie"
+    ],
+
+    "nouns_generic": [
+        "you",
+        "that faggot traitor",
+		"you there",
+		"guy",
+		"person",
+		"dude",
+		"jerk",
+		"officer",
+		"schooner",
+		"shilpit",
+		"smooth brain"
+    ],
+
+    "nouns_objects": [
+		"thing",
+		"tool",
+		"whatever",
+		"potential murder weapon",
+		"object",
+		"toy",
+		"device",
+		"whatever",
+        "squid",
+		"dildo",
+		"plush"
+    ],
+
+    "nouns_body": [
+        "ass",
+        "head",
+        "face",
+        "arms",
+        "fingers",
+        "toes",
+        "chest",
+        "eyes",
+		"nails",
+		"groin",
+		"stomach",
+		"intestines",
+		"knees"
+    ],
+
+    "adjective_insult": [
+        "ugly",
+        "repulsive",
+        "dumb",
+        "asinine",
+        "mongoloid",
+        "childish",
+        "captain-like",
+        "whoreish",
+		"dimwit",
+		"jerk-face",
+		"vomit-inducer",
+		"virgin",
+		"wannabe chad"
+    ],
+
+    "adjective_objects": [
+        "big",
+        "small",
+        "tiny",
+        "round",
+        "square",
+        "oblong",
+        "colorful",
+        "dull",
+		"shiny",
+		"sparkling",
+		"blinking",
+		"awful",
+		"fuck-face"
+    ],
+
+    "adjective_generic": [
+        "nice",
+        "pretty",
+        "ugly",
+        "bad",
+        "okay",
+        "stupid"
+    ],
+	
+    "curse_words": [
+        "damn",
+        "shit",
+        "arse",
+        "ass",
+		"wank",
+		"jerk",
+		"bitch",
+		"cuck",
+		"ligger"
+    ]
+}