diff --git a/code/modules/holiday/jacqueen.dm b/code/modules/holiday/jacqueen.dm
index 29f0cacf5b..e6bce4fc40 100644
--- a/code/modules/holiday/jacqueen.dm
+++ b/code/modules/holiday/jacqueen.dm
@@ -1,25 +1,84 @@
-//Jacq test
+//Whacha doing in here like? Yae wan tae ruin ta magicks?
 /mob/living/jacq
 	name = "Jacqueline"
 	real_name = "Jacqueline"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/halloween_items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "jacqueline"
 	maxHealth = INFINITY
-	health = INFINITY
+	health = 20
 	speak_emote = list("croons")
 	emote_hear = list("spooks","giggles")
 	density = FALSE
-    var/destinations = list("Bar", "Brig", "Bridge", "Chapel", "Chemistry", "Cyrogenics", "Engineering", )
+    var/destinations = list("Bar", "Brig", "Bridge", "Chapel", "Chemistry", "Cyrogenics", "Engineering", "Xenobiology")
     var/tricked = list() //Those who have been tricked
+	var/progression = list() //Keep track of where people are in the story.
+
+
+/mob/living/jacq/proc/Destroy() //I.e invincible
+	visible_message("<span class='spooky'><b>[src] cackles,</b> \"You'll nae get rid a me that easily!\"</span>")
+	playsound(loc, 'sound/spookoween/ahaha.ogg', 100, 1)
+	var/mob/living/Jacq = new src(loc)
+	Jacq.tricked = tricked
+	Jacq.progression = progression
+	Jacq.poof()
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/jacq/death() //What is alive may never die
+	visible_message("<span class='spooky'><b>[src] cackles,</b> \"You'll nae get rid a me that easily!\"</span>")
+	playsound(loc, 'sound/spookoween/ahaha.ogg', 100, 1)
+	health = 20
+	poof()
+
 
 /mob/living/jacq/proc/poof()
     var/area/A = GLOB.sortedAreas["[pick(destinations)]"]
     if(A && istype(A))
         if(M.forceMove(safepick(get_area_turfs(A))))
 
+//Ye wee bugger, gerrout of it. Ye've nae tae enjoy reading the code fer mae secrets like.
+/mob/living/jacq/proc/chit_chat(var/mob/living/L)
+	if(istype(L, mob/living/carbon))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/C = L
 
-/mob/living/jacq/proc/chit_chat()
-    
+	//Very important
+	var/gender = "lamb"
+	if(C)
+		if(C.gender == MALE)
+			gender = "laddie"
+		if(C.gender == FEMALE)
+			gender = "lassie"
+
+		if(!progression[C])
+			visible_message("<span class='spooky'><b>[src] smiles ominously at [L],</b> \”Well halò there [gender]! Ah’m Jacqueline, tae great Pumpqueen, right in tae flesh fer ye.”</span>")
+			sleep(20)
+			visible_message("<span class='spooky'><b>[src] smiles ominously at [L],</b> \”Well halò there [gender]! Ah’m Jacqueline, tae great Pumpqueen, right in tae flesh fer ye.”</span>")
+
+	var/choices = list("Trick", "Treat")
+    var/choice = input(usr, "Trick or Treat?", "Trick or Treat?") in choices
+	switch(choice)
+		if("Trick")
+			L.
+		if("Treat")
+
+/mob/living/jacq/proc/check_candies(var/mob/living/carbon/C)
+	var/inv = C.get_contents()
+	var/candy_count = 0
+	for(var/item in inv)
+		if(istype(item, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/special_candy))
+			candy_count++
+	return candy_count
+
+/mob/living/jacq/proc/take_candies(var/mob/living/carbon/C, amount)
+	var/inv = C.get_contents()
+	var/candies = list()
+	for(var/item in inv)
+		if(istype(item, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/special_candy))
+			candies += item
+		if(LAZYLEN(candy_count) == amount)
+			for(var/candy in candies)
+				qdel(candy)
+			return TRUE
+	return FALSE
 
 /mob/living/jacq/proc/trick()
     var/
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