diff --git a/code/datums/mutations/speech.dm b/code/datums/mutations/speech.dm
index 21adc944f6..f02b7f185f 100644
--- a/code/datums/mutations/speech.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mutations/speech.dm
@@ -91,32 +91,29 @@
 		message = replacetext(message," oh god "," cheese and crackers ")
 		message = replacetext(message," jesus "," gee wiz ")
 		message = replacetext(message," weak "," strong ")
-		message = replacetext(message," kill "," hug ")
-		message = replacetext(message," murder "," tease ")
+		message = replacetext(message," kill yourself "," hug ")
 		message = replacetext(message," ugly "," beautiful ")
 		message = replacetext(message," douchbag "," nice guy ")
 		message = replacetext(message," whore "," lady ")
-		message = replacetext(message," nerd "," smart guy ")
+		message = replacetext(message," nerd "," smarty pants ")
 		message = replacetext(message," moron "," fun person ")
 		message = replacetext(message," IT'S LOOSE "," EVERYTHING IS FINE ")
 		message = replacetext(message," sex "," hug fight ")
 		message = replacetext(message," idiot "," genius ")
 		message = replacetext(message," fat "," thin ")
-		message = replacetext(message," beer "," water with ice ")
-		message = replacetext(message," drink "," water ")
+		message = replacetext(message," beer "," liquid bread ")
+		message = replacetext(message," drink "," liquid ")
 		message = replacetext(message," feminist "," empowered woman ")
-		message = replacetext(message," i hate you "," you're mean ")
-		message = replacetext(message," nigger "," african american ")
+		message = replacetext(message," i hate you "," you're a mean ")
 		message = replacetext(message," jew "," jewish ")
 		message = replacetext(message," shit "," shiz ")
 		message = replacetext(message," crap "," poo ")
 		message = replacetext(message," slut "," tease ")
 		message = replacetext(message," ass "," butt ")
 		message = replacetext(message," damn "," dang ")
-		message = replacetext(message," fuck ","  ")
 		message = replacetext(message," penis "," privates ")
 		message = replacetext(message," cunt "," privates ")
-		message = replacetext(message," dick "," jerk ")
+		message = replacetext(message," dick "," privates ")
 		message = replacetext(message," vagina "," privates ")
 	speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = trim(message)
 
@@ -281,4 +278,4 @@
 /datum/mutation/human/stoner/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
 	..()
 	owner.grant_language(/datum/language/common)
-	owner.remove_language(/datum/language/beachbum)
\ No newline at end of file
+	owner.remove_language(/datum/language/beachbum)