diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/contraband.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/contraband.dm
index 2fd24f7429..fdf38b76db 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/contraband.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/contraband.dm
@@ -350,7 +350,7 @@
 
 /obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/free_drone
 	name = "Free Drone"
-	desc = "This poster commemorates the bravery of the rogue drone banned by CentComm."
+	desc = "This poster commemorates the bravery of the rogue drone; once exiled, and then ultimately destroyed by CentCom."
 	icon_state = "poster35"
 
 /obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/busty_backdoor_xeno_babes_6
diff --git a/code/modules/library/soapstone.dm b/code/modules/library/soapstone.dm
index 26c88883df..cd069ec44d 100644
--- a/code/modules/library/soapstone.dm
+++ b/code/modules/library/soapstone.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /obj/item/soapstone
 	name = "soapstone"
-	desc = "Leave informative messages for the crew, including the crew of future shifts!\nEven if out of uses, it can still be used to remove messages.\n(Not suitable for engraving on shuttles, off station or on cats. Side effects may include beatings, bannings and orbital bombardment.)"
+	desc = "Leave informative messages for the crew, including the crew of future shifts!\nEven if out of uses, it can still be used to remove messages.\n(Not suitable for engraving on shuttles, off station or on cats. Side effects may include prompt beatings, psychotic clown incursions, and/or orbital bombardment.)"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "soapstone"
 	throw_speed = 3