diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm
index f767abd6f7..068680858b 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm
@@ -509,7 +509,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#E6FFF0"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
-	pH = -1 //One of the best buffers,
+	pH = 1 //One of the best buffers, NEVERMIND!
 	var/healtoxinlover = FALSE
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/pen_acid/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers.dm
index 3aeabdfab4..48abfcb649 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers.dm
@@ -153,7 +153,8 @@
 			for(var/mob/M in seen)
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] \The [src]'s melts from the temperature!</span>")
 				playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/FermiChem/heatmelt.ogg', 80, 1)
-			to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'><i>[iconhtml] Have you tried using glass or meta beakers for high temperature reactions? These are immune to temperature effects.</i></span>")
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'><i>[iconhtml] Have you tried using glass or meta beakers for high temperature reactions? These are immune to temperature effects.</i></span>")
+			SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Times beakers have melted from temperature")
 			qdel(src)
 
 //melts glass beakers
@@ -167,9 +168,10 @@
 				for(var/mob/M in seen)
 					to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] \The [src]'s melts from the extreme pH!</span>")
 					playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/FermiChem/acidmelt.ogg', 80, 1)
+				SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Times beakers have melted from pH")
 				qdel(src)
 			else
 				for(var/mob/M in seen)
 					to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] \The [src]'s is damaged by the extreme pH and begins to deform!</span>")
 					playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/FermiChem/bufferadd.ogg', 50, 1)
-			to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'><i>[iconhtml] Have you tried using plastic beakers (XL) or metabeakers for high pH reactions? These beakers are immune to pH effects.</i></span>")
+					to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'><i>[iconhtml] Have you tried using plastic beakers (XL) or metabeakers for high pH reactions? These beakers are immune to pH effects.</i></span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm
index cc734cb9a7..69d7fd5cbf 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm
@@ -1419,6 +1419,7 @@
 	if(message_admins || debug)//Do you want this in?
 		message_admins("[ADMIN_LOOKUPFLW(user)] has said '[log_message]' with a Velvet Voice, affecting [english_list(listeners)], with a power multiplier of [power_multiplier].")
 	log_game("FERMICHEM: [key_name(user)] ckey: [user.key] has said '[log_message]' with a Velvet Voice, affecting [english_list(listeners)], with a power multiplier of [power_multiplier].")
+	SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Times people have spoken with a velvet voice")
 	//SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "Velvet_voice", 1, log_message) If this is on, it fills the thing up and OOFs the server
 
 	return
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/MKUltra.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/MKUltra.dm
index e27efbff36..2eb0508537 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/MKUltra.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/MKUltra.dm
@@ -320,9 +320,9 @@ Creating a chem with a low purity will make you permanently fall in love with so
 		if(!love)
 			return
 		M.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_INLOVE, love)
-		to_chat(M, "<span class='big love'>You develop overwhelmingly deep feelings for [love], your heart beginning to race as you look upon them with new eyes. You are determined to keep them safe above all other priorities.</span>")
-		log_game("FERMICHEM: [M] ckey: [M.key] has temporarily fallen for [love] ckey: [love.key]")
-		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Times people have fallen in love")
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='big love'>You develop a sudden bond with [love][(M.lewd?",  your heart beginning to race as you look upon them with new eyes.":".")] You are determined to keep them safe and feel drawn towards them.</span>")
+		log_game("FERMICHEM: [M] ckey: [M.key] has temporarily bonded with [love] ckey: [love.key]")
+		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Times people have bonded")
 	else
 		if(get_dist(M, love) < 8)
 			if(HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_NYMPHO)) //Add this back when merged/updated.
@@ -344,7 +344,7 @@ Creating a chem with a low purity will make you permanently fall in love with so
 	SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "InLove")
 	SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "MissingLove")
 	to_chat(M, "Your feelings for [love] suddenly vanish!")
-	log_game("FERMICHEM: [M] ckey: [M.key] is no longer in temp love")
+	log_game("FERMICHEM: [M] ckey: [M.key] is no longer in temp bond")
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/proc/FallInLove(mob/living/carbon/Lover, mob/living/carbon/Love)
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/fermi.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/fermi.dm
index 7792b6b1c9..b908297da9 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/fermi.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/fermi.dm
@@ -232,15 +232,15 @@
 	mix_message = "the reaction gives off a burgundy plume of smoke!"
 	//FermiChem vars:
 	OptimalTempMin 			= 780
-	OptimalTempMax			= 800
-	ExplodeTemp 			= 830
+	OptimalTempMax			= 820
+	ExplodeTemp 			= 840
 	OptimalpHMin 			= 12
 	OptimalpHMax 			= 13
 	ReactpHLim 				= 2
 	//CatalystFact 			= 0
 	CurveSharpT 			= 0.5
 	CurveSharppH 			= 4
-	ThermicConstant 		= 20
+	ThermicConstant 		= 15
 	HIonRelease 			= 0.1
 	RateUpLim 				= 1
 	FermiChem				= TRUE