diff --git a/strings/traumas.json b/strings/traumas.json
index 45e31f2367..c487926ace 100644
--- a/strings/traumas.json
+++ b/strings/traumas.json
@@ -70,7 +70,6 @@
 		"NO PRED CAN eVER CATCH MI",
 		"SCIENCE GIB SHINK RAY PLS",
 		"KILL PUNPUN 4 FUN xDD",
-		"ooc wow rly?",
 		"i play @pick(roles) to only ORDER not DO",
 		"CRAGO ORDER @pick(cargo) PLS",
 		"erp?",
@@ -84,18 +83,15 @@
 		"LINCH VIRO",
 		"VIRO GIB SuPR VIrUS!!",
 		"Ai plai vxtest2!",
-		"ahelp kan i b pick@(s_roles)???",
 		";taitor trie to make meh malk/?!1!!",
 		";ENGIE TATOR HE SET UP SINGULO!!!11",
 		"WHEN NAGAS ADdED?/?",
 		"SINDYIE ON SAtIONS GiB gUNS PLISE",
 		"CcLOWN IV SlIPPING MI, SEc t BAR@",
-		"ahelp iT's RP vALiDZ!",
 		"HYDROBONIX PLS WEED PLIESe PLIsE BLAzE IT1!!!",
 		"HALP GOLIATH TENETCAL RAPPPP!!!!111",
 		"DudSE it'S 4:20 LmAO BLAZZ IT xDDDDD",
-		"ahelp DUDE I JUT LOST MY JOBB!!",
-		"looc dude rly",
+		"dude rly",
 		"pray can i heff spells",
 		"aI state dem1!",
 		"SINGULO eNGINE 2 DANGER, SOLARS PLS!",
@@ -112,15 +108,13 @@
 		"HOW DO i VORE",
 		"HOW DO i HAV SEX",
 		"@pick(semicolon)how do u cum",
-		"@pick(semicolon)ahelp how do u use dildo",
+		"@pick(semicolon)how do u use dildo",
 		";AI LAW 3 OPEN THIS.",
-		"ahelp hos pwrgamre they have 24 inch dick",
 		";KERPTAN IS A KERNDUM",
 		"@pick(semicolon)RESEARCH NANITES FIRST",
 		"@pick(semicolon)how use comms?????????",
 		"@pick(semicolon)im SICK of ths fuckign humans runin g my furry server",
 		"@pick(semicolon)ai ROUGE",
-		"ahelp want a big titty @pick(create_nouns) gf to deepthroat my pp",
 		"@pick(semicolon)CHEMISST MAKE HEXACROCON OR REPORT",
 		"@pick(semicolon)drone 765 law 2 state LAWS NOW",
 		"@pick(semicolon)SM ROGUE",
@@ -128,13 +122,15 @@
 		"@pick(semicolon)lING DORMS i hear Suking noises!!!",
 		"@pick(semicolon)@pick(roles) tator they have @pick(mutations)!!",
 		"@pick(semicolon)aooc how do i steel @pick(cargo)?",
-		"@pick(semicolon)how do i play",
-		"ahelp help security powergaming with mindshields???",
 		";,g absorbing @pick(roles)",
 		";chemist can u @pick(create_verbs) holy @pick(mellens) for @pick(s_roles)???!!",
 		"@pick(semicolon) LIZZARRD SPEAKIGN IN EVIL BULL LANGUAGE SCI!!",
 		"@pick(semicolon)POST REBOOT MESSAGE LOLOL FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU",
 		"@pick(semicolon)so, i was trying to talk to someone on rp today, and then a mime walks up and pies them in the face along with some other prankster--i thought that mimes and clowns are supposed to be hired to entertain not to be a nuisance, and that if entertainment comes at someone elses expense then it's not supposed to be done. is that enough to like submit a player complaint or some shit or am i just being petty?"
+		"@pick(semicolon)*nya",
+		"@pick(semicolon)*awoo",
+		"@pick(semicolon)*merp"
+		"@pick(semicolon)*weh"
     ],
 
     "mutations": [