From 1e5cce73d90d80833ef8ee59d6b026b6221ffc36 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Trilbyspaceclone <30435998+Trilbyspaceclone@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Mon, 11 May 2020 15:19:39 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 1/6] Update life.dm --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm | 27 +++++++++++++++++++------- 1 file changed, 20 insertions(+), 7 deletions(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm index 00a0991e19..25c9519ba7 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm @@ -499,14 +499,27 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is */ #define BALLMER_POINTS 5 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_good_msg, list("Hey guys, what if we rolled out a bluespace wiring system so mice can't destroy the powergrid anymore?", - "Hear me out here. What if, and this is just a theory, we made R&D controllable from our PDAs?", - "I'm thinking we should roll out a git repository for our research under the AGPLv3 license so that we can share it among the other stations freely.", - "I dunno about you guys, but IDs and PDAs being separate is clunky as fuck. Maybe we should merge them into a chip in our arms? That way they can't be stolen easily.", - "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.")) + "Hear me out here. What if, and this is just a theory, we made R&D controllable from our PDAs?", + "I'm thinking we should roll out a git repository for our research under the AGPLv3 license so that we can share it among the other stations freely.", + "I dunno about you guys, but IDs and PDAs being separate is clunky as fuck. Maybe we should merge them into a chip in our arms? That way they can't be stolen easily.", + "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology." + "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.", + "We can link the Ore Silo to are prolathens, why not also link it to autolathens or Exo Fabs.", + "If we can make better bombs with just some plasma and tritium then why still have station nukes use plutonium.", + "The modular console can do some functions like monitor the Super Matter or fix an AI then why not make more programs for crew monitor or sec records.", + "So I was thinking, if we more manipulators in something it prints for cheaper right? So what if we just made new printers that have like 12 manipulators inside them to print stuff really cheap." + )) GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_windows_me_msg, list("Yo man, what if, we like, uh, put a webserver that's automatically turned on with default admin passwords into every PDA?", - "So like, you know how we separate our codebase from the master copy that runs on our consumer boxes? What if we merged the two and undid the separation between codebase and server?", - "Dude, radical idea: H.O.N.K mechs but with no bananium required.", - "Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways.")) + "So like, you know how we separate our codebase from the master copy that runs on our consumer boxes? What if we merged the two and undid the separation between codebase and server?", + "Dude, radical idea: H.O.N.K mechs but with no bananium required.", + "Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways.", + "What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?", + "Bruh what if we took a locker, some random trash and made a mech out of it?", + "Ok here me out, what if we make illegal, not illegal so sec stops arresting us for having it.", + "Crazy idea, ok ok ok, rather then having monkeys to test on, what if we only used apes.", + "Woh man ok, what if we took slime cores and smashed them into other slimes, be kinda cool to see what happens.", + "Were Nano-trasen but we need to unlock nano-parts whats the deal with that?" + )) //this updates all special effects: stun, sleeping, knockdown, druggy, stuttering, etc.. /mob/living/carbon/handle_status_effects() From 720abbf1c5bf7ec7135824cbd094fa435d4de1e4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Trilbyspaceclone <30435998+Trilbyspaceclone@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Mon, 11 May 2020 15:21:49 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 2/6] Update life.dm --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm | 40 +++++++++++++------------- 1 file changed, 20 insertions(+), 20 deletions(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm index 25c9519ba7..aa7c2eda14 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm @@ -499,27 +499,27 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is */ #define BALLMER_POINTS 5 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_good_msg, list("Hey guys, what if we rolled out a bluespace wiring system so mice can't destroy the powergrid anymore?", - "Hear me out here. What if, and this is just a theory, we made R&D controllable from our PDAs?", - "I'm thinking we should roll out a git repository for our research under the AGPLv3 license so that we can share it among the other stations freely.", - "I dunno about you guys, but IDs and PDAs being separate is clunky as fuck. Maybe we should merge them into a chip in our arms? That way they can't be stolen easily.", - "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology." - "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.", - "We can link the Ore Silo to are prolathens, why not also link it to autolathens or Exo Fabs.", - "If we can make better bombs with just some plasma and tritium then why still have station nukes use plutonium.", - "The modular console can do some functions like monitor the Super Matter or fix an AI then why not make more programs for crew monitor or sec records.", - "So I was thinking, if we more manipulators in something it prints for cheaper right? So what if we just made new printers that have like 12 manipulators inside them to print stuff really cheap." - )) + "Hear me out here. What if, and this is just a theory, we made R&D controllable from our PDAs?", + "I'm thinking we should roll out a git repository for our research under the AGPLv3 license so that we can share it among the other stations freely.", + "I dunno about you guys, but IDs and PDAs being separate is clunky as fuck. Maybe we should merge them into a chip in our arms? That way they can't be stolen easily.", + "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology." + "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.", + "We can link the Ore Silo to are prolathens, why not also link it to autolathens or Exo Fabs.", + "If we can make better bombs with just some plasma and tritium then why still have station nukes use plutonium.", + "The modular console can do some functions like monitor the Super Matter or fix an AI then why not make more programs for crew monitor or sec records.", + "So I was thinking, if we more manipulators in something it prints for cheaper right? So what if we just made new printers that have like 12 manipulators inside them to print stuff really cheap." + )) GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_windows_me_msg, list("Yo man, what if, we like, uh, put a webserver that's automatically turned on with default admin passwords into every PDA?", - "So like, you know how we separate our codebase from the master copy that runs on our consumer boxes? What if we merged the two and undid the separation between codebase and server?", - "Dude, radical idea: H.O.N.K mechs but with no bananium required.", - "Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways.", - "What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?", - "Bruh what if we took a locker, some random trash and made a mech out of it?", - "Ok here me out, what if we make illegal, not illegal so sec stops arresting us for having it.", - "Crazy idea, ok ok ok, rather then having monkeys to test on, what if we only used apes.", - "Woh man ok, what if we took slime cores and smashed them into other slimes, be kinda cool to see what happens.", - "Were Nano-trasen but we need to unlock nano-parts whats the deal with that?" - )) + "So like, you know how we separate our codebase from the master copy that runs on our consumer boxes? What if we merged the two and undid the separation between codebase and server?", + "Dude, radical idea: H.O.N.K mechs but with no bananium required.", + "Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways.", + "What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?", + "Bruh what if we took a locker, some random trash and made a mech out of it?", + "Ok here me out, what if we make illegal, not illegal so sec stops arresting us for having it.", + "Crazy idea, ok ok ok, rather then having monkeys to test on, what if we only used apes.", + "Woh man ok, what if we took slime cores and smashed them into other slimes, be kinda cool to see what happens.", + "Were Nano-trasen but we need to unlock nano-parts whats the deal with that?" + )) //this updates all special effects: stun, sleeping, knockdown, druggy, stuttering, etc.. /mob/living/carbon/handle_status_effects() From 8fa1a0ba58c7a90da131350813290cafe657d4d8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Trilbyspaceclone <30435998+Trilbyspaceclone@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Mon, 11 May 2020 15:48:01 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 3/6] Update life.dm --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm | 1 - 1 file changed, 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm index aa7c2eda14..bb838fb032 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm @@ -502,7 +502,6 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_good_msg, list("Hey guys, what if we rolled out a blues "Hear me out here. What if, and this is just a theory, we made R&D controllable from our PDAs?", "I'm thinking we should roll out a git repository for our research under the AGPLv3 license so that we can share it among the other stations freely.", "I dunno about you guys, but IDs and PDAs being separate is clunky as fuck. Maybe we should merge them into a chip in our arms? That way they can't be stolen easily.", - "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology." "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.", "We can link the Ore Silo to are prolathens, why not also link it to autolathens or Exo Fabs.", "If we can make better bombs with just some plasma and tritium then why still have station nukes use plutonium.", From 0df3483d6fc462d45b08d4d3df375cbc78830d4f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Trilbyspaceclone <30435998+Trilbyspaceclone@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Mon, 11 May 2020 17:15:29 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 4/6] Update life.dm --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm | 18 ++++++++++-------- 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+), 8 deletions(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm index bb838fb032..8248fec596 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm @@ -503,21 +503,23 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_good_msg, list("Hey guys, what if we rolled out a blues "I'm thinking we should roll out a git repository for our research under the AGPLv3 license so that we can share it among the other stations freely.", "I dunno about you guys, but IDs and PDAs being separate is clunky as fuck. Maybe we should merge them into a chip in our arms? That way they can't be stolen easily.", "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.", - "We can link the Ore Silo to are prolathens, why not also link it to autolathens or Exo Fabs.", - "If we can make better bombs with just some plasma and tritium then why still have station nukes use plutonium.", - "The modular console can do some functions like monitor the Super Matter or fix an AI then why not make more programs for crew monitor or sec records.", - "So I was thinking, if we more manipulators in something it prints for cheaper right? So what if we just made new printers that have like 12 manipulators inside them to print stuff really cheap." + "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.", + "We can link the Ore Silo to our protolathes, so why don't we also link it to autolathes?", + "If we can make better bombs with heated plasma, oxygen, and tritium, then why do station nukes still use plutonium?", + "We should port all our NT programs to modular consoles and do away with computers. They're way more customizable, support cross-platform usage, and would allow crazy amounts of multitasking.", + "Wait, if we use more manipulators in something, then it prints for cheaper, right? So what if we just made a new type of printer that has like 12 manipulators inside of it to print stuff for really cheap?" )) GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_windows_me_msg, list("Yo man, what if, we like, uh, put a webserver that's automatically turned on with default admin passwords into every PDA?", "So like, you know how we separate our codebase from the master copy that runs on our consumer boxes? What if we merged the two and undid the separation between codebase and server?", "Dude, radical idea: H.O.N.K mechs but with no bananium required.", "Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways.", "What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?", - "Bruh what if we took a locker, some random trash and made a mech out of it?", - "Ok here me out, what if we make illegal, not illegal so sec stops arresting us for having it.", - "Crazy idea, ok ok ok, rather then having monkeys to test on, what if we only used apes.", + "What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?", + "What if we took a locker, some random trash, and made an exosuit out of it? Wouldn't that be like, super cool and stuff?", + "Okay, hear me out, what if we make illegal things not illegal, so that sec stops arresting us for having it?", + "I have a crazy idea, guys. Rather than having monkeys to test on, what if we only used apes?", "Woh man ok, what if we took slime cores and smashed them into other slimes, be kinda cool to see what happens.", - "Were Nano-trasen but we need to unlock nano-parts whats the deal with that?" + "We're NANOtrasen but we need to unlock nano parts, what's the deal with that?" )) //this updates all special effects: stun, sleeping, knockdown, druggy, stuttering, etc.. From c14197bd1b170dc95882e227136d19eb4114fadf Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Trilbyspaceclone <30435998+Trilbyspaceclone@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Mon, 11 May 2020 17:16:10 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 5/6] Update life.dm --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm | 1 - 1 file changed, 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm index 8248fec596..021e7b428e 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm @@ -503,7 +503,6 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_good_msg, list("Hey guys, what if we rolled out a blues "I'm thinking we should roll out a git repository for our research under the AGPLv3 license so that we can share it among the other stations freely.", "I dunno about you guys, but IDs and PDAs being separate is clunky as fuck. Maybe we should merge them into a chip in our arms? That way they can't be stolen easily.", "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.", - "Why the fuck aren't we just making every pair of shoes into galoshes? We have the technology.", "We can link the Ore Silo to our protolathes, so why don't we also link it to autolathes?", "If we can make better bombs with heated plasma, oxygen, and tritium, then why do station nukes still use plutonium?", "We should port all our NT programs to modular consoles and do away with computers. They're way more customizable, support cross-platform usage, and would allow crazy amounts of multitasking.", From 95330e4baf6ee5ac51139e987278f5a32b967725 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Trilbyspaceclone <30435998+Trilbyspaceclone@users.noreply.github.com> Date: Mon, 11 May 2020 17:17:04 -0400 Subject: [PATCH 6/6] Update life.dm --- code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm | 1 - 1 file changed, 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm index 021e7b428e..7681ea0735 100644 --- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm +++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm @@ -513,7 +513,6 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_windows_me_msg, list("Yo man, what if, we like, uh, put "Dude, radical idea: H.O.N.K mechs but with no bananium required.", "Best idea ever: Disposal pipes instead of hallways.", "What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?", - "What if we use a language that was written on a napkin and created over 1 weekend for all of our servers?", "What if we took a locker, some random trash, and made an exosuit out of it? Wouldn't that be like, super cool and stuff?", "Okay, hear me out, what if we make illegal things not illegal, so that sec stops arresting us for having it?", "I have a crazy idea, guys. Rather than having monkeys to test on, what if we only used apes?",