diff --git a/code/datums/beam.dm b/code/datums/beam.dm
index 3276a5f5b9..252a305af2 100644
--- a/code/datums/beam.dm
+++ b/code/datums/beam.dm
@@ -149,6 +149,11 @@
 	owner = null
 	return ..()
 
+/obj/effect/ebeam/singularity_pull()
+	return
+/obj/effect/ebeam/singularity_act()
+	return
+
 /atom/proc/Beam(atom/BeamTarget,icon_state="b_beam",icon='icons/effects/beam.dmi',time=50, maxdistance=10,beam_type=/obj/effect/ebeam,beam_sleep_time = 3)
 	var/datum/beam/newbeam = new(src,BeamTarget,icon,icon_state,time,maxdistance,beam_type,beam_sleep_time)
 	INVOKE_ASYNC(newbeam, /datum/beam/.proc/Start)
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/city_of_cogs_rift.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/city_of_cogs_rift.dm
index e41acb421a..ab47f1af55 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/city_of_cogs_rift.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/city_of_cogs_rift.dm
@@ -10,6 +10,13 @@
 	light_power = 3
 	light_color = "#6A4D2F"
 
+
+/obj/effect/clockwork/city_of_cogs_rift/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/clockwork/city_of_cogs_rift/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/clockwork/city_of_cogs_rift/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
 	visible_message("<span class='warning'>The air above [loc] shimmers and pops as a [name] forms there!</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/clock_overlay.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/clock_overlay.dm
index e8cba1a39d..f3de8d04a8 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/clock_overlay.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/clock_overlay.dm
@@ -10,6 +10,11 @@
 /obj/effect/clockwork/overlay/ex_act()
 	return FALSE
 
+/obj/effect/clockwork/overlay/singularity_act()
+	return
+/obj/effect/clockwork/overlay/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/clockwork/overlay/singularity_pull(S, current_size)
 	return
 
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/general_markers.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/general_markers.dm
index a3465fac05..6e6704a68c 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/general_markers.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/general_markers.dm
@@ -11,6 +11,12 @@
 	animate(src, alpha = 0, time = 10)
 	QDEL_IN(src, 10)
 
+/obj/effect/clockwork/general_marker/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/clockwork/general_marker/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/clockwork/general_marker/inathneq
 	name = "Inath-neq, the Resonant Cogwheel"
 	desc = "A humanoid form blazing with blue fire. It radiates an aura of kindness and caring."
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/servant_blocker.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/servant_blocker.dm
index 988c00b2f5..194747cefc 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/servant_blocker.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/servant_blocker.dm
@@ -18,3 +18,9 @@
 			to_chat(L, "<span class='danger'>The space beyond here can't be accessed by you or other servants.</span>")
 			return
 	return TRUE
+
+/obj/effect/clockwork/servant_blocker/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/clockwork/servant_blocker/singularity_pull()
+	return
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/spatial_gateway.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/spatial_gateway.dm
index cbfe5d043c..50076e0919 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/spatial_gateway.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_effects/spatial_gateway.dm
@@ -109,6 +109,14 @@
 		return TRUE
 	return FALSE
 
+
+/obj/effect/clockwork/spatial_gateway/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/clockwork/spatial_gateway/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+
 /obj/effect/clockwork/spatial_gateway/CollidedWith(atom/movable/AM)
 	..()
 	if(!QDELETED(AM))
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_items/judicial_visor.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_items/judicial_visor.dm
index 51ffdd9e10..4f6485310b 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_items/judicial_visor.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/clock_cult/clock_items/judicial_visor.dm
@@ -162,6 +162,12 @@
 	user = caster
 	INVOKE_ASYNC(src, .proc/judicialblast)
 
+/obj/effect/clockwork/judicial_marker/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/clockwork/judicial_marker/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/clockwork/judicial_marker/proc/judicialblast()
 	playsound(src, 'sound/magic/magic_missile.ogg', 50, 1, 1, 1)
 	flick("judicial_marker", src)
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_structures.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_structures.dm
index 2dcaf23bc6..440dfaede6 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_structures.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_structures.dm
@@ -240,3 +240,9 @@
 	icon_state = "hole"
 	density = TRUE
 	anchored = TRUE
+
+/obj/effect/gateway/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/gateway/singularity_pull()
+	return
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/artefact.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/artefact.dm
index 3007ec51ba..cd50f52d5f 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/artefact.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/artefact.dm
@@ -66,6 +66,12 @@
 	else
 		return ..()
 
+/obj/effect/rend/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/rend/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/item/veilrender/vealrender
 	name = "veal render"
 	desc = "A wicked curved blade of alien origin, recovered from the ruins of a vast farm."
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/bump_teleporter.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/bump_teleporter.dm
index 5ba643e943..8eb4c986de 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/bump_teleporter.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/bump_teleporter.dm
@@ -1,30 +1,36 @@
-/obj/effect/bump_teleporter
-	name = "bump-teleporter"
-	icon = 'icons/mob/screen_gen.dmi'
-	icon_state = "x2"
-	var/id = null			//id of this bump_teleporter.
-	var/id_target = null	//id of bump_teleporter which this moves you to.
-	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_ABSTRACT 		//nope, can't see this
+/obj/effect/bump_teleporter
+	name = "bump-teleporter"
+	icon = 'icons/mob/screen_gen.dmi'
+	icon_state = "x2"
+	var/id = null			//id of this bump_teleporter.
+	var/id_target = null	//id of bump_teleporter which this moves you to.
+	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_ABSTRACT 		//nope, can't see this
 	anchored = TRUE
 	density = TRUE
-	opacity = 0
-
-	var/static/list/AllTeleporters
-
-/obj/effect/bump_teleporter/New()
-	..()
-	LAZYADD(AllTeleporters, src)
-
-/obj/effect/bump_teleporter/Destroy()
-	LAZYREMOVE(AllTeleporters, src)
-	return ..()
-
+	opacity = 0
+
+	var/static/list/AllTeleporters
+
+/obj/effect/bump_teleporter/New()
+	..()
+	LAZYADD(AllTeleporters, src)
+
+/obj/effect/bump_teleporter/Destroy()
+	LAZYREMOVE(AllTeleporters, src)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/effect/bump_teleporter/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/bump_teleporter/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/bump_teleporter/CollidedWith(atom/movable/AM)
 	if(!ismob(AM))
-		return
-	if(!id_target)
-		return
-
-	for(var/obj/effect/bump_teleporter/BT in AllTeleporters)
-		if(BT.id == src.id_target)
+		return
+	if(!id_target)
+		return
+
+	for(var/obj/effect/bump_teleporter/BT in AllTeleporters)
+		if(BT.id == src.id_target)
 			AM.forceMove(BT.loc) //Teleport to location with correct id.
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/countdown.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/countdown.dm
index f4b67b7df2..8448e2a7e7 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/countdown.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/countdown.dm
@@ -154,3 +154,9 @@
 	else
 		var/time_left = max(0, (A.death_time - world.time) / 10)
 		return round(time_left)
+
+/obj/effect/countdown/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/countdown/singularity_act()
+	return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/effects.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/effects.dm
index d5f8e28d2a..2b456b2ed7 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/effects.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/effects.dm
@@ -56,3 +56,9 @@
 
 /obj/effect/abstract/singularity_act()
 	return
+
+/obj/effect/dummy/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/dummy/singularity_act()
+	return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/forcefields.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/forcefields.dm
index 024fb4b4ea..edf7b4f519 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/forcefields.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/forcefields.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,9 @@
 	density = TRUE
 	CanAtmosPass = ATMOS_PASS_DENSITY
 
+/obj/effect/forcefield/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/forcefield/cult
 	desc = "An unholy shield that blocks all attacks."
 	name = "glowing wall"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/misc.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/misc.dm
index cadee92161..d7d36acde1 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/misc.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/misc.dm
@@ -12,6 +12,12 @@
 	var/def_zone
 	pass_flags = PASSTABLE
 
+/obj/effect/beam/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/beam/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/spawner
 	name = "object spawner"
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/portals.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/portals.dm
index f932ec9830..427e9eefe2 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/portals.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/portals.dm
@@ -75,6 +75,12 @@
 	if(isturf(hard_target_override))
 		hard_target = hard_target_override
 
+/obj/effect/portal/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/portal/singularity_act()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/portal/proc/link_portal(obj/effect/portal/newlink)
 	linked = newlink
 	if(atmos_link)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/step_triggers.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/step_triggers.dm
index 93faacbf68..bfed048eff 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/step_triggers.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/step_triggers.dm
@@ -1,194 +1,201 @@
-/* Simple object type, calls a proc when "stepped" on by something */
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger
-	var/affect_ghosts = 0
-	var/stopper = 1 // stops throwers
-	var/mobs_only = FALSE
-	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_ABSTRACT // nope cant see this shit
+/* Simple object type, calls a proc when "stepped" on by something */
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger
+	var/affect_ghosts = 0
+	var/stopper = 1 // stops throwers
+	var/mobs_only = FALSE
+	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_ABSTRACT // nope cant see this shit
 	anchored = TRUE
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/proc/Trigger(atom/movable/A)
-	return 0
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/Crossed(H as mob|obj)
-	..()
-	if(!H)
-		return
-	if(isobserver(H) && !affect_ghosts)
-		return
-	if(!ismob(H) && mobs_only)
-		return
-	Trigger(H)
-
-/* Sends a message to mob when triggered*/
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/message
-	var/message	//the message to give to the mob
-	var/once = 1
-	mobs_only = TRUE
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/message/Trigger(mob/M)
-	if(M.client)
-		to_chat(M, "<span class='info'>[message]</span>")
-		if(once)
-			qdel(src)
-
-/* Tosses things in a certain direction */
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/thrower
-	var/direction = SOUTH // the direction of throw
-	var/tiles = 3	// if 0: forever until atom hits a stopper
-	var/immobilize = 1 // if nonzero: prevents mobs from moving while they're being flung
-	var/speed = 1	// delay of movement
-	var/facedir = 0 // if 1: atom faces the direction of movement
-	var/nostop = 0 // if 1: will only be stopped by teleporters
-	var/list/affecting = list()
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/thrower/Trigger(atom/A)
-	if(!A || !ismovableatom(A))
-		return
-	var/atom/movable/AM = A
-	var/curtiles = 0
-	var/stopthrow = 0
-	for(var/obj/effect/step_trigger/thrower/T in orange(2, src))
-		if(AM in T.affecting)
-			return
-
-	if(ismob(AM))
-		var/mob/M = AM
-		if(immobilize)
-			M.canmove = 0
-
-	affecting.Add(AM)
-	while(AM && !stopthrow)
-		if(tiles)
-			if(curtiles >= tiles)
-				break
-		if(AM.z != src.z)
-			break
-
-		curtiles++
-
-		sleep(speed)
-
-		// Calculate if we should stop the process
-		if(!nostop)
-			for(var/obj/effect/step_trigger/T in get_step(AM, direction))
-				if(T.stopper && T != src)
-					stopthrow = 1
-		else
-			for(var/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleporter/T in get_step(AM, direction))
-				if(T.stopper)
-					stopthrow = 1
-
-		if(AM)
-			var/predir = AM.dir
-			step(AM, direction)
-			if(!facedir)
-				AM.setDir(predir)
-
-
-
-	affecting.Remove(AM)
-
-	if(ismob(AM))
-		var/mob/M = AM
-		if(immobilize)
-			M.canmove = 1
-
-/* Stops things thrown by a thrower, doesn't do anything */
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/stopper
-
-/* Instant teleporter */
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleporter
-	var/teleport_x = 0	// teleportation coordinates (if one is null, then no teleport!)
-	var/teleport_y = 0
-	var/teleport_z = 0
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleporter/Trigger(atom/movable/A)
-	if(teleport_x && teleport_y && teleport_z)
-
-		A.x = teleport_x
-		A.y = teleport_y
-		A.z = teleport_z
-
-/* Random teleporter, teleports atoms to locations ranging from teleport_x - teleport_x_offset, etc */
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleporter/random
-	var/teleport_x_offset = 0
-	var/teleport_y_offset = 0
-	var/teleport_z_offset = 0
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleporter/random/Trigger(atom/movable/A)
-	if(teleport_x && teleport_y && teleport_z)
-		if(teleport_x_offset && teleport_y_offset && teleport_z_offset)
-
-			A.x = rand(teleport_x, teleport_x_offset)
-			A.y = rand(teleport_y, teleport_y_offset)
-			A.z = rand(teleport_z, teleport_z_offset)
-
-/* Fancy teleporter, creates sparks and smokes when used */
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleport_fancy
-	var/locationx
-	var/locationy
-	var/uses = 1	//0 for infinite uses
-	var/entersparks = 0
-	var/exitsparks = 0
-	var/entersmoke = 0
-	var/exitsmoke = 0
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleport_fancy/Trigger(mob/M)
-	var/dest = locate(locationx, locationy, z)
-	M.Move(dest)
-
-	if(entersparks)
-		var/datum/effect_system/spark_spread/s = new
-		s.set_up(4, 1, src)
-		s.start()
-	if(exitsparks)
-		var/datum/effect_system/spark_spread/s = new
-		s.set_up(4, 1, dest)
-		s.start()
-
-	if(entersmoke)
-		var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/s = new
-		s.set_up(4, 1, src, 0)
-		s.start()
-	if(exitsmoke)
-		var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/s = new
-		s.set_up(4, 1, dest, 0)
-		s.start()
-
-	uses--
-	if(uses == 0)
-		qdel(src)
-
-/* Simple sound player, Mapper friendly! */
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/sound_effect
-	var/sound //eg. path to the sound, inside '' eg: 'growl.ogg'
-	var/volume = 100
-	var/freq_vary = 1 //Should the frequency of the sound vary?
-	var/extra_range = 0 // eg World.view = 7, extra_range = 1, 7+1 = 8, 8 turfs radius
-	var/happens_once = 0
-	var/triggerer_only = 0 //Whether the triggerer is the only person who hears this
-
-
-/obj/effect/step_trigger/sound_effect/Trigger(atom/movable/A)
-	var/turf/T = get_turf(A)
-
-	if(!T)
-		return
-
-	if(triggerer_only && ismob(A))
-		var/mob/B = A
-		B.playsound_local(T, sound, volume, freq_vary)
-	else
-		playsound(T, sound, volume, freq_vary, extra_range)
-
-	if(happens_once)
-		qdel(src)
-
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/proc/Trigger(atom/movable/A)
+	return 0
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/Crossed(H as mob|obj)
+	..()
+	if(!H)
+		return
+	if(isobserver(H) && !affect_ghosts)
+		return
+	if(!ismob(H) && mobs_only)
+		return
+	Trigger(H)
+
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+/* Sends a message to mob when triggered*/
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/message
+	var/message	//the message to give to the mob
+	var/once = 1
+	mobs_only = TRUE
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/message/Trigger(mob/M)
+	if(M.client)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='info'>[message]</span>")
+		if(once)
+			qdel(src)
+
+/* Tosses things in a certain direction */
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/thrower
+	var/direction = SOUTH // the direction of throw
+	var/tiles = 3	// if 0: forever until atom hits a stopper
+	var/immobilize = 1 // if nonzero: prevents mobs from moving while they're being flung
+	var/speed = 1	// delay of movement
+	var/facedir = 0 // if 1: atom faces the direction of movement
+	var/nostop = 0 // if 1: will only be stopped by teleporters
+	var/list/affecting = list()
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/thrower/Trigger(atom/A)
+	if(!A || !ismovableatom(A))
+		return
+	var/atom/movable/AM = A
+	var/curtiles = 0
+	var/stopthrow = 0
+	for(var/obj/effect/step_trigger/thrower/T in orange(2, src))
+		if(AM in T.affecting)
+			return
+
+	if(ismob(AM))
+		var/mob/M = AM
+		if(immobilize)
+			M.canmove = 0
+
+	affecting.Add(AM)
+	while(AM && !stopthrow)
+		if(tiles)
+			if(curtiles >= tiles)
+				break
+		if(AM.z != src.z)
+			break
+
+		curtiles++
+
+		sleep(speed)
+
+		// Calculate if we should stop the process
+		if(!nostop)
+			for(var/obj/effect/step_trigger/T in get_step(AM, direction))
+				if(T.stopper && T != src)
+					stopthrow = 1
+		else
+			for(var/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleporter/T in get_step(AM, direction))
+				if(T.stopper)
+					stopthrow = 1
+
+		if(AM)
+			var/predir = AM.dir
+			step(AM, direction)
+			if(!facedir)
+				AM.setDir(predir)
+
+
+
+	affecting.Remove(AM)
+
+	if(ismob(AM))
+		var/mob/M = AM
+		if(immobilize)
+			M.canmove = 1
+
+/* Stops things thrown by a thrower, doesn't do anything */
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/stopper
+
+/* Instant teleporter */
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleporter
+	var/teleport_x = 0	// teleportation coordinates (if one is null, then no teleport!)
+	var/teleport_y = 0
+	var/teleport_z = 0
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleporter/Trigger(atom/movable/A)
+	if(teleport_x && teleport_y && teleport_z)
+
+		A.x = teleport_x
+		A.y = teleport_y
+		A.z = teleport_z
+
+/* Random teleporter, teleports atoms to locations ranging from teleport_x - teleport_x_offset, etc */
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleporter/random
+	var/teleport_x_offset = 0
+	var/teleport_y_offset = 0
+	var/teleport_z_offset = 0
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleporter/random/Trigger(atom/movable/A)
+	if(teleport_x && teleport_y && teleport_z)
+		if(teleport_x_offset && teleport_y_offset && teleport_z_offset)
+
+			A.x = rand(teleport_x, teleport_x_offset)
+			A.y = rand(teleport_y, teleport_y_offset)
+			A.z = rand(teleport_z, teleport_z_offset)
+
+/* Fancy teleporter, creates sparks and smokes when used */
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleport_fancy
+	var/locationx
+	var/locationy
+	var/uses = 1	//0 for infinite uses
+	var/entersparks = 0
+	var/exitsparks = 0
+	var/entersmoke = 0
+	var/exitsmoke = 0
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/teleport_fancy/Trigger(mob/M)
+	var/dest = locate(locationx, locationy, z)
+	M.Move(dest)
+
+	if(entersparks)
+		var/datum/effect_system/spark_spread/s = new
+		s.set_up(4, 1, src)
+		s.start()
+	if(exitsparks)
+		var/datum/effect_system/spark_spread/s = new
+		s.set_up(4, 1, dest)
+		s.start()
+
+	if(entersmoke)
+		var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/s = new
+		s.set_up(4, 1, src, 0)
+		s.start()
+	if(exitsmoke)
+		var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/s = new
+		s.set_up(4, 1, dest, 0)
+		s.start()
+
+	uses--
+	if(uses == 0)
+		qdel(src)
+
+/* Simple sound player, Mapper friendly! */
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/sound_effect
+	var/sound //eg. path to the sound, inside '' eg: 'growl.ogg'
+	var/volume = 100
+	var/freq_vary = 1 //Should the frequency of the sound vary?
+	var/extra_range = 0 // eg World.view = 7, extra_range = 1, 7+1 = 8, 8 turfs radius
+	var/happens_once = 0
+	var/triggerer_only = 0 //Whether the triggerer is the only person who hears this
+
+
+/obj/effect/step_trigger/sound_effect/Trigger(atom/movable/A)
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(A)
+
+	if(!T)
+		return
+
+	if(triggerer_only && ismob(A))
+		var/mob/B = A
+		B.playsound_local(T, sound, volume, freq_vary)
+	else
+		playsound(T, sound, volume, freq_vary, extra_range)
+
+	if(happens_once)
+		qdel(src)
+
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/chrono_eraser.dm b/code/game/objects/items/chrono_eraser.dm
index 6f1ab39013..d65ef6fc2a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/chrono_eraser.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/chrono_eraser.dm
@@ -252,6 +252,9 @@
 /obj/effect/chrono_field/singularity_act()
 	return
 
+/obj/effect/chrono_field/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/chrono_field/ex_act()
 	return
 
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/sound_emitter.dm b/code/modules/admin/sound_emitter.dm
index 129c6c92c8..b7ec8c36b5 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/sound_emitter.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/sound_emitter.dm
@@ -30,6 +30,9 @@
 /obj/effect/sound_emitter/singularity_act()
 	return
 
+/obj/effect/sound_emitter/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/sound_emitter/examine(mob/user)
 	..()
 	if(!isobserver(user))
diff --git a/code/modules/atmospherics/environmental/LINDA_fire.dm b/code/modules/atmospherics/environmental/LINDA_fire.dm
index ca234308d8..d0c0979366 100644
--- a/code/modules/atmospherics/environmental/LINDA_fire.dm
+++ b/code/modules/atmospherics/environmental/LINDA_fire.dm
@@ -179,6 +179,9 @@
 		var/mob/living/L = AM
 		L.fire_act(temperature, volume)
 
+/obj/effect/hotspot/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/dummy/fire
 	name = "fire"
 	desc = "OWWWWWW. IT BURNS. Tell a coder if you're seeing this."
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/chronosuit.dm b/code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/chronosuit.dm
index c5a4f3a58a..a2b5a864c4 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/chronosuit.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/chronosuit.dm
@@ -252,6 +252,12 @@
 	var/obj/screen/chronos_target/target_ui = null
 	var/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/chronos/chronosuit
 
+/obj/effect/chronos_cam/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/chronos_cam/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/chronos_cam/proc/create_target_ui()
 	if(holder && holder.client && chronosuit)
 		if(target_ui)
diff --git a/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm b/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm
index 3b0cb1921a..b933e566be 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm
@@ -68,6 +68,12 @@ In my current plan for it, 'solid' will be defined as anything with density == 1
 /obj/effect/immovablerod/ex_act(severity, target)
 	return 0
 
+/obj/effect/immovablerod/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/immovablerod/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/immovablerod/Collide(atom/clong)
 	if(prob(10))
 		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bang.ogg', 50, 1)
diff --git a/code/modules/flufftext/Hallucination.dm b/code/modules/flufftext/Hallucination.dm
index 749b98c09a..866b763fe6 100644
--- a/code/modules/flufftext/Hallucination.dm
+++ b/code/modules/flufftext/Hallucination.dm
@@ -98,6 +98,12 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(hallucinations_major, list(
 	var/image_layer = MOB_LAYER
 	var/active = TRUE //qdelery
 
+/obj/effect/hallucination/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/hallucination/singularity_act()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/hallucination/simple/Initialize(mapload, var/mob/living/carbon/T)
 	. = ..()
 	target = T
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/fulton.dm b/code/modules/mining/fulton.dm
index ecbd8a4135..743e84aca4 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/fulton.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/fulton.dm
@@ -183,3 +183,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(total_extraction_beacons)
 			if(L.stat != DEAD)
 				return 1
 	return 0
+
+/obj/effect/extraction_holder/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/extraction_holder/singularity_pull()
+	return
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
index d7fca5c84f..18eb52c8f8 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
@@ -366,7 +366,7 @@
 	return
 
 /obj/effect/immortality_talisman/singularity_pull()
-	return 0
+	return
 
 /obj/effect/immortality_talisman/Destroy(force)
 	if(!can_destroy && !force)
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/mine_items.dm b/code/modules/mining/mine_items.dm
index 9625a47cf8..8d36922bdf 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/mine_items.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/mine_items.dm
@@ -12,6 +12,12 @@
 	..()
 	set_light(set_luminosity, set_cap)
 
+/obj/effect/light_emitter/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/light_emitter/singularity_act()
+	return
+
 /**********************Miner Lockers**************************/
 
 /obj/structure/closet/wardrobe/miner
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/ranged.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/ranged.dm
index e3792d40ba..ccec94bea8 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/ranged.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/ranged.dm
@@ -117,3 +117,9 @@
 		var/list/guardians = spawner.summoner.hasparasites()
 		for(var/para in guardians)
 			to_chat(para, "<span class='danger'><B>[AM] has crossed surveillance snare, [name].</span></B>")
+
+/obj/effect/snare/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/snare/singularity_pull()
+	return
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle.dm
index f04c61426b..2756d879d1 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle.dm
@@ -51,6 +51,9 @@
 /obj/effect/accelerated_particle/ex_act(severity, target)
 	qdel(src)
 
+/obj/effect/accelerated_particle/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/accelerated_particle/proc/toxmob(mob/living/M)
 	M.rad_act(energy*6)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/beam_rifle.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/beam_rifle.dm
index f2d99bc849..a88e271056 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/beam_rifle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/beam_rifle.dm
@@ -772,3 +772,9 @@
 	icon_icon = 'icons/mob/actions/actions_items.dmi'
 	button_icon_state = "zoom_mode"
 	background_icon_state = "bg_tech"
+
+/obj/effect/projectile_beam/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/projectile_beam/singularity_act()
+	return
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/energy.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/energy.dm
index 4bf6ea43b1..d19079d563 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/energy.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/energy.dm
@@ -86,6 +86,12 @@
 
 	qdel(src)
 
+/obj/effect/nettingportal/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/nettingportal/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 
 /obj/item/projectile/energy/trap
 	name = "energy snare"
diff --git a/code/modules/spells/spell.dm b/code/modules/spells/spell.dm
index e8d65cae9f..85956b0c6d 100644
--- a/code/modules/spells/spell.dm
+++ b/code/modules/spells/spell.dm
@@ -38,6 +38,12 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(spells, typesof(/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell)) //needed for th
 		remove_ranged_ability()
 	return ..()
 
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/proc_holder/proc/InterceptClickOn(mob/living/caller, params, atom/A)
 	if(caller.ranged_ability != src || ranged_ability_user != caller) //I'm not actually sure how these would trigger, but, uh, safety, I guess?
 		to_chat(caller, "<span class='warning'><b>[caller.ranged_ability.name]</b> has been disabled.</span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/spells/spell_types/spacetime_distortion.dm b/code/modules/spells/spell_types/spacetime_distortion.dm
index 25b170745f..ed6abe1410 100644
--- a/code/modules/spells/spell_types/spacetime_distortion.dm
+++ b/code/modules/spells/spell_types/spacetime_distortion.dm
@@ -73,6 +73,12 @@
 	var/sound
 	var/walks_left = 50 //prevents the game from hanging in extreme cases (such as minigun fire)
 
+/obj/effect/cross_action/singularity_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/cross_action/singularity_pull()
+	return
+
 /obj/effect/cross_action/spacetime_dist/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 	sound = "sound/guitar/[safepick(GLOB.guitar_notes)]"