diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/bot.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/bot.dm
index 97f3dad3f0..39eccf9ad4 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/bot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/bot.dm
@@ -98,6 +98,10 @@
 
 	hud_possible = list(DIAG_STAT_HUD, DIAG_BOT_HUD, DIAG_HUD, DIAG_PATH_HUD = HUD_LIST_LIST) //Diagnostic HUD views
 
+	var/commissioned = FALSE // Will other (noncommissioned) bots salute this bot?
+	var/can_salute = TRUE
+	var/salute_delay = 60 SECONDS
+
 /mob/living/simple_animal/bot/proc/get_mode()
 	if(client) //Player bots do not have modes, thus the override. Also an easy way for PDA users/AI to know when a bot is a player.
 		if(paicard)
@@ -251,6 +255,14 @@
 	if(!on || client)
 		return
 
+	if(!commissioned && can_salute)
+		for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/B in get_hearers_in_view(5, get_turf(src)))
+			if(B.commissioned)
+				visible_message("<b>[src]</b> performs an elaborate salute for [B]!")
+				can_salute = FALSE
+				addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(src, can_salute, TRUE), salute_delay)
+				break
+
 	switch(mode) //High-priority overrides are processed first. Bots can do nothing else while under direct command.
 		if(BOT_RESPONDING)	//Called by the AI.
 			call_mode()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot.dm
index 73099d8d9f..f6aad5c03f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot.dm
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
 	model = "Cleanbot"
 	bot_core_type = /obj/machinery/bot_core/cleanbot
 	window_id = "autoclean"
-	window_name = "Automatic Station Cleaner v1.2"
+	window_name = "Automatic Station Cleaner v1.3"
 	pass_flags = PASSMOB
 	path_image_color = "#993299"
 	weather_immunities = list("lava","ash")
@@ -36,8 +36,62 @@
 	var/next_dest
 	var/next_dest_loc
 
+	var/obj/item/weapon
+	var/weapon_orig_force = 0
+	var/chosen_name
+
+	var/list/stolen_valor
+
+	var/static/list/officers = list("Captain", "Head of Personnel", "Head of Security")
+	var/static/list/command = list("Captain" = "Cpt.","Head of Personnel" = "Lt.")
+	var/static/list/security = list("Head of Security" = "Maj.", "Warden" = "Sgt.", "Detective" =  "Det.", "Security Officer" = "Officer")
+	var/static/list/engineering = list("Chief Engineer" = "Chief Engineer", "Station Engineer" = "Engineer", "Atmospherics Technician" = "Technician")
+	var/static/list/medical = list("Chief Medical Officer" = "C.M.O.", "Medical Doctor" = "M.D.", "Chemist" = "Pharm.D.")
+	var/static/list/research = list("Research Director" = "Ph.D.", "Roboticist" = "M.S.", "Scientist" = "B.S.")
+	var/static/list/legal = list("Lawyer" = "Esq.")
+
+	var/list/prefixes
+	var/list/suffixes
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot/proc/deputize(obj/item/W, mob/user)
+	if(in_range(src, user))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You attach \the [W] to \the [src].</span>")
+		user.transferItemToLoc(W, src)
+		weapon = W
+		weapon_orig_force = weapon.force
+		if(!emagged)
+			weapon.force = weapon.force / 2
+		add_overlay(image(icon=weapon.lefthand_file,icon_state=weapon.item_state))
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot/proc/update_titles()
+	var/working_title = ""
+
+	for(var/pref in prefixes)
+		for(var/title in pref)
+			if(title in stolen_valor)
+				working_title += pref[title] + " "
+				if(title in officers)
+					commissioned = TRUE
+				break
+
+	working_title += chosen_name
+
+	for(var/suf in suffixes)
+		for(var/title in suf)
+			if(title in stolen_valor)
+				working_title += " " + suf[title]
+				break
+
+	name = working_title
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(weapon)
+		. += " <span class='warning'>Is that \a [weapon] taped to it...?</span>"
+
 /mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
+	chosen_name = name
 	get_targets()
 	icon_state = "cleanbot[on]"
 
@@ -45,6 +99,18 @@
 	access_card.access += J.get_access()
 	prev_access = access_card.access
 
+	stolen_valor = list()
+
+	prefixes = list(command, security, engineering)
+	suffixes = list(research, medical, legal)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot/Destroy()
+	if(weapon)
+		var/atom/Tsec = drop_location()
+		weapon.force = weapon_orig_force
+		drop_part(weapon, Tsec)
+	return ..()
+
 /mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot/turn_on()
 	..()
 	icon_state = "cleanbot[on]"
@@ -57,6 +123,8 @@
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot/bot_reset()
 	..()
+	if(weapon && (emagged == 2))
+		weapon.force = weapon_orig_force
 	ignore_list = list() //Allows the bot to clean targets it previously ignored due to being unreachable.
 	target = null
 	oldloc = null
@@ -66,6 +134,22 @@
 	text_dehack = "[name]'s software has been reset!"
 	text_dehack_fail = "[name] does not seem to respond to your repair code!"
 
+/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot/Crossed(atom/movable/AM)
+	. = ..()
+
+	zone_selected = pick(BODY_ZONE_L_LEG, BODY_ZONE_R_LEG)
+	if(weapon && has_gravity() && ismob(AM))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/C = AM
+		if(!istype(C))
+			return
+
+		if(!(C.job in stolen_valor))
+			stolen_valor += C.job
+		update_titles()
+
+		weapon.attack(C, src)
+		C.Knockdown(20)
+
 /mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
 	if(istype(W, /obj/item/card/id)||istype(W, /obj/item/pda))
 		if(bot_core.allowed(user) && !open && !emagged)
@@ -79,6 +163,11 @@
 			else
 				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The [src] doesn't seem to respect your authority.</span>")
 
+	else if(istype(W, /obj/item/kitchen/knife) && user.a_intent != INTENT_HARM)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You start attaching \the [W] to \the [src]...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 25, target = src))
+			deputize(W, user)
+
 	else if(istype(W, /obj/item/mop/advanced))
 		if(bot_core.allowed(user) && open && !CHECK_BITFIELD(upgrades,UPGRADE_CLEANER_ADVANCED_MOP))
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You replace \the [src] old mop with a new better one!</span>")
@@ -87,10 +176,10 @@
 			window_name = "Automatic Station Cleaner v2.1 BETA" //New!
 			qdel(W)
 		if(!open)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The [src] access pannle is not open!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The [src] access panel is not open!</span>")
 			return
 		if(!bot_core.allowed(user))
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The [src] access pannel locked off to you!</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The [src] access panel locked off to you!</span>")
 			return
 		else
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The [src] already has this mop!</span>")
@@ -116,6 +205,8 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/bot/cleanbot/emag_act(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(emagged == 2)
+		if(weapon)
+			weapon.force = weapon_orig_force
 		if(user)
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[src] buzzes and beeps.</span>")