Merge branch 'master' into tinytweaks

2019-12-01 23:24:56 -08:00
parent e7523862eb f1ae57b626
commit 8d09f5a082
594 changed files with 4654 additions and 2602 deletions
@@ -106,6 +106,10 @@
 	return

 /obj/item/organ/genital/proc/modify_size(modifier, min = -INFINITY, max = INFINITY)
+	fluid_max_volume += modifier*2.5
+	fluid_rate += modifier/10
+	if(reagents)
+		reagents.maximum_volume = fluid_max_volume
 	return

 /obj/item/organ/genital/proc/update_size()
@@ -336,4 +340,3 @@

 	for(var/L in relevant_layers)
 		H.apply_overlay(L)
-
@@ -73,6 +73,7 @@
 	prev_size = cached_size
 	cached_size = new_value
 	update()
+	..()

 /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/update_size()//wah
 	var/rounded_cached = round(cached_size)
@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@
 	prev_length = length
 	length = CLAMP(length + modifier, min, max)
 	update()
+	..()

 /obj/item/organ/genital/penis/update_size(modified = FALSE)
 	if(length < 0)//I don't actually know what round() does to negative numbers, so to be safe!!
@@ -93,9 +93,9 @@
 	pixel_x 	= rand(-7,7)

 /obj/item/dildo/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(can_customize)
-		user << "<span class='notice'>Alt-Click \the [src.name] to customize it.</span>"
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-Click \the [src.name] to customize it.</span>"

 /obj/item/dildo/random//totally random
 	name 				= "random dildo"//this name will show up in vendors and shit so you know what you're vending(or don't, i guess :^))
@@ -63,16 +63,6 @@
 	category = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK
 	path = /obj/item/dildo/custom

-/datum/gear/paperbin
-	name = "Paper Bin"
-	category = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK
-	path = /obj/item/paper_bin
-
-/datum/gear/crayons
-	name = "Box of crayons"
-	category = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK
-	path = /obj/item/storage/crayons
-
 /datum/gear/toykatana
 	name = "Toy Katana"
 	category = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK
@@ -104,4 +94,25 @@
 /datum/gear/newspaper
 	name = "Newspaper"
 	category = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK
-	path = /obj/item/newspaper
+	path = /obj/item/newspaper
+  
+/datum/gear/paperbin
+	name = "Paper Bin"
+	category = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK
+	path = /obj/item/paper_bin
+
+/datum/gear/crayons
+	name = "Box of crayons"
+	category = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK
+	path = /obj/item/storage/crayons
+
+/datum/gear/multipen
+	name = "A multicolored pen"
+	category = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK
+	path = /obj/item/pen/fourcolor
+
+/datum/gear/fountainpen
+	name = "A fancy pen"
+	category = SLOT_IN_BACKPACK
+	path = /obj/item/pen/fountain
+	cost = 2
@@ -7,3 +7,10 @@
 	name = "Fake moustache"
 	category = SLOT_WEAR_MASK
 	path = /obj/item/clothing/mask/fakemoustache
+
+/datum/gear/joy
+	name = "Joy mask"
+	category = SLOT_WEAR_MASK
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/mask/joy
+	cost = 9
+	
@@ -73,6 +73,11 @@
 	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
 	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/skirt/purple

+/datum/gear/skirtplaid
+	name = "Plaid skirt"
+	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/plaid_skirt
+
 /datum/gear/schoolgirlblue
 	name = "Blue Schoolgirl Uniform"
 	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
@@ -108,6 +113,11 @@
 	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
 	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/pants/camo

+/datum/gear/athleticshorts
+	name = "Athletic Shorts"
+	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/shorts
+
 /datum/gear/bjeans
 	name = "Black Jeans"
 	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
@@ -180,6 +190,11 @@
 	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
 	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/bb_sweater/blue

+/datum/gear/keyholesweater
+	name =  "Keyhole Sweater"
+	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/keyholesweater
+
 /datum/gear/polykilt
 	name = "Polychromic Kilt"
 	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
@@ -313,4 +328,17 @@
 /datum/gear/gear_harnesses
 	name = "Gear Harness"
 	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/gear_harness
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/gear_harness
+
+/datum/gear/pinkstripper
+	name = "Pink stripper outfit"
+	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/stripper_pink
+	cost = 3
+
+/datum/gear/greenstripper
+	name = "Green stripper outfit"
+	category = SLOT_W_UNIFORM
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/under/stripper_green
+	cost = 3
+	
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 	var/arousable = TRUE
 	var/widescreenpref = TRUE
 	var/autostand = TRUE
-	var/lewdchem = TRUE
+	var/lewdchem = FALSE

 	//vore prefs
 	var/toggleeatingnoise = TRUE
@@ -80,9 +80,9 @@
 				user.regenerate_icons()

 /obj/item/clothing/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..()
 	if(hasprimary | hassecondary | hastertiary)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to recolor it.</span>")	// so people don't "OOC how do you use polychromic clothes????"
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to recolor it.</span>"

 /obj/item/clothing/Initialize()
 	..()
@@ -1,44 +0,0 @@
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/phantomthief
-	name = "suspicious paper mask"
-	desc = "A cheap, Syndicate-branded paper face mask. They'll never see it coming."
-	alternate_worn_icon = 'icons/mob/mask.dmi'
-	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/masks.dmi'
-	icon_state = "s-ninja"
-	item_state = "s-ninja"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/phantomthief/ComponentInitialize()
-	. = ..()
-	AddComponent(/datum/component/wearertargeting/phantomthief)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/phantomthief/syndicate
-	name = "suspicious plastic mask"
-	desc = "A cheap, bulky, Syndicate-branded plastic face mask. You have to break in to break out."
-	var/nextadrenalinepop
-
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/phantomthief/syndicate/examine(mob/user)
-	. = ..()
-	if(user.get_item_by_slot(SLOT_GLASSES) == src)
-		if(world.time >= nextadrenalinepop)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The built-in adrenaline injector is ready for use.</span>")
-		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[DisplayTimeText(nextadrenalinepop - world.time)] left before the adrenaline injector can be used again.")
-
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/phantomthief/syndicate/proc/injectadrenaline(mob/user, combatmodestate)
-	if(istype(user) && combatmodestate && world.time >= nextadrenalinepop)
-		nextadrenalinepop = world.time + 5 MINUTES
-		user.reagents.add_reagent("syndicateadrenals", 5)
-		user.playsound_local(user, 'sound/misc/adrenalinject.ogg', 100, 0, pressure_affected = FALSE)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/phantomthief/syndicate/equipped(mob/user, slot)
-	. = ..()
-	if(!istype(user))
-		return
-	if(slot != SLOT_GLASSES)
-		return
-	RegisterSignal(user, COMSIG_COMBAT_TOGGLED, .proc/injectadrenaline)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/phantomthief/syndicate/dropped(mob/user)
-	. = ..()
-	if(!istype(user))
-		return
-	UnregisterSignal(user, COMSIG_COMBAT_TOGGLED)
@@ -1,20 +0,0 @@
-/*/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-///////																		///////
-///////			Cit's exclusive hats, helmets, etc. go here			///////
-///////																		///////
-*//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/flakhelm	//Actually the M1 Helmet
-	name = "flak helmet"
-	icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/obj/clothing/space_nam.dmi'
-	alternate_worn_icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/mob/clothing/space_nam.dmi'
-	icon_state = "m1helm"
-	item_state = "helmet"
-	armor = list("melee" = 0, "bullet" = 0, "laser" = 0, "energy" = 0, "bomb" = 0.1, "bio" = 0, "rad" = 0, "fire" = -10, "acid" = -15)
-	desc = "A dilapidated helmet used in ancient wars. This one is brittle and essentially useless. An ace of spades is tucked into the band around the outer shell."
-	pocket_storage_component_path = /datum/component/storage/concrete/pockets/tiny/spacenam	//So you can stuff other things in the elastic band instead of it simply being a fluff thing.
-
-//The "pocket" for the M1 helmet so you can tuck things into the elastic band
-
-/datum/component/storage/concrete/pockets/tiny/spacenam
-	attack_hand_interact = TRUE		//So you can actually see what you stuff in there
@@ -28,16 +28,3 @@
 	desc = "conceal your face in shame with this nanotrasen brand hood"
 	flags_inv = HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES|HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACIALHAIR
 	mutantrace_variation = NO_MUTANTRACE_VARIATION
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/flakjack
-	name = "flak jacket"
-	desc = "A dilapidated jacket made of a supposedly bullet-proof material (Hint: It isn't.). Smells faintly of napalm."
-	icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/obj/clothing/space_nam.dmi'
-	alternate_worn_icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/mob/clothing/space_nam.dmi'
-	icon_state = "flakjack"
-	item_state = "redtag"
-	blood_overlay_type = "armor"
-	body_parts_covered = CHEST
-	resistance_flags = NONE
-	mutantrace_variation = NO_MUTANTRACE_VARIATION
-	armor = list("melee" = 0, "bullet" = 0, "laser" = 0,"energy" = 0, "bomb" = 5, "bio" = 0, "rad" = 0, "fire" = -5, "acid" = -15) //nylon sucks against acid
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 //For custom items.

 // Unless there's a digitigrade version make sure you add mutantrace_variation = NO_MUTANTRACE_VARIATION to all clothing/under and shoes - Pooj
-// Digitigrade stuff is uniform_digi.dmi and digishoes.dmi in modular_citadel/icons/mob
+// Digitigrade stuff is uniform_digi.dmi and digishoes.dmi in icons/mob

 /obj/item/custom/ceb_soap
 	name = "Cebutris' Soap"
@@ -493,6 +493,7 @@
 	item_state = "blueberet"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/custom.dmi'
 	alternate_worn_icon = 'icons/mob/custom_w.dmi'
+	dynamic_hair_suffix = ""

 /obj/item/clothing/head/flight
 	name = "flight goggles"
@@ -18,30 +18,32 @@
 					return FALSE
 	return .

-/mob/living/carbon/proc/toggle_combat_mode(forced)
-	if(recoveringstam)
-		return TRUE
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/toggle_combat_mode(forced, silent)
 	if(!forced)
-		for(var/datum/status_effect/S in status_effects)
+		if(recoveringstam || stat != CONSCIOUS)
+			return TRUE
+		for(var/i in status_effects)
+			var/datum/status_effect/S = i
 			if(S.blocks_combatmode)
 				return TRUE
 	combatmode = !combatmode
 	if(voremode)
 		toggle_vore_mode()
-	if(combatmode)
-		playsound_local(src, 'sound/misc/ui_toggle.ogg', 50, FALSE, pressure_affected = FALSE) //Sound from interbay!
-	else
-		playsound_local(src, 'sound/misc/ui_toggleoff.ogg', 50, FALSE, pressure_affected = FALSE) //Slightly modified version of the above!
+	if(!silent)
+		if(combatmode)
+			if(world.time >= combatmessagecooldown)
+				if(a_intent != INTENT_HELP)
+					visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] [resting ? "tenses up" : (prob(95)? "drops into a combative stance" : (prob(95)? "poses aggressively" : "asserts dominance with their pose"))].</span>")
+				else
+					visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] [pick("looks","seems","goes")] [pick("alert","attentive","vigilant")].</span>")
+			playsound_local(src, 'sound/misc/ui_toggle.ogg', 50, FALSE, pressure_affected = FALSE) //Sound from interbay!
+		else
+			playsound_local(src, 'sound/misc/ui_toggleoff.ogg', 50, FALSE, pressure_affected = FALSE) //Slightly modified version of the above!
 	if(client)
 		client.show_popup_menus = !combatmode // So we can right-click for alternate actions and all that other good shit. Also moves examine to shift+rightclick to make it possible to attack while sprinting
 	if(hud_used && hud_used.static_inventory)
 		for(var/obj/screen/combattoggle/selector in hud_used.static_inventory)
 			selector.rebasetointerbay(src)
-	if(world.time >= combatmessagecooldown && combatmode)
-		if(a_intent != INTENT_HELP)
-			visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] [resting ? "tenses up" : (prob(95)? "drops into a combative stance" : (prob(95)? "poses aggressively" : "asserts dominance with their pose"))].</span>")
-		else
-			visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] [pick("looks","seems","goes")] [pick("alert","attentive","vigilant")].</span>")
 	combatmessagecooldown = 10 SECONDS + world.time //This is set 100% of the time to make sure squeezing regen out of process cycles doesn't result in the combat mode message getting spammed
 	SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_COMBAT_TOGGLED, src, combatmode)
 	return TRUE
@@ -5,7 +5,8 @@
 	var/oldpseudoheight = pseudo_z_axis
 	. = ..()
 	if(. && sprinting && !(movement_type & FLYING) && canmove && !resting && m_intent == MOVE_INTENT_RUN && has_gravity(loc) && !pulledby)
-		doSprintLossTiles(1)
+		if(!HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_FREESPRINT))
+			doSprintLossTiles(1)
 		if((oldpseudoheight - pseudo_z_axis) >= 8)
 			to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You trip off of the elevated surface!</span>")
 			for(var/obj/item/I in held_items)
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ SLEEPER CODE IS IN game/objects/items/devices/dogborg_sleeper.dm !
 /obj/item/dogborg/jaws/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!CONFIG_GET(flag/weaken_secborg))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Use help intent to attempt to non-lethally incapacitate the target by latching on with your maw. This is more effective against exhausted and resting targets.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>Use help intent to attempt to non-lethally incapacitate the target by latching on with your maw. This is more effective against exhausted and resting targets.</span>"

 /obj/item/dogborg/jaws/big
 	name = "combat jaws"
@@ -322,7 +322,7 @@ SLEEPER CODE IS IN game/objects/items/devices/dogborg_sleeper.dm !
 /obj/item/soap/tongue/flavour/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, proximity)
 	if(!proximity)
 		return
-	var/mob/living/silicon/robot.R = user
+	var/mob/living/silicon/robot/R = user
 	if(ishuman(target))
 		var/mob/living/L = target
 		if(status == 0 && check_zone(R.zone_selected) == "head")
@@ -178,9 +178,9 @@
 /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/magrifle_e/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(cell)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[src]'s cell is [round(cell.charge / cell.maxcharge, 0.1) * 100]% full.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>[src]'s cell is [round(cell.charge / cell.maxcharge, 0.1) * 100]% full.</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[src] doesn't seem to have a cell!</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>[src] doesn't seem to have a cell!</span>"

 /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/magrifle_e/can_shoot()
 	if(QDELETED(cell))
@@ -241,9 +241,9 @@
 /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/pistol/mag_e/examine(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(cell)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[src]'s cell is [round(cell.charge / cell.maxcharge, 0.1) * 100]% full.</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>[src]'s cell is [round(cell.charge / cell.maxcharge, 0.1) * 100]% full.</span>"
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[src] doesn't seem to have a cell!</span>")
+		. += "<span class='notice'>[src] doesn't seem to have a cell!</span>"

 /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/pistol/mag_e/can_shoot()
 	if(QDELETED(cell))
@@ -218,8 +218,8 @@
 			body_color = sanitize_hexcolor(body_color_input, desired_format=6, include_crunch=1)
 		update_icon()
 /obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/AM4B/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to recolor it.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to recolor it.</span>"

 /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/toy/AM4C
 	name = "foam force AM4-C magazine"
@@ -94,8 +94,8 @@
 		update_icon()

 /obj/item/gun/energy/pumpaction/examine(mob/user)	//so people don't ask HOW TO CHANGE FIRING MODE
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to change firing modes.</span>")
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to change firing modes.</span>"

 /obj/item/gun/energy/pumpaction/worn_overlays(isinhands, icon_file)	//ammo counter for inhands
 	. = ..()
@@ -132,7 +132,7 @@ Creating a chem with a low purity will make you permanently fall in love with so
 /datum/reagent/fermi/enthrall
 	name = "MKUltra"
 	id = "enthrall"
-	description = "A forbidden deep red mixture that overwhelms a foreign body with waves of pleasure, intoxicating them into servitude. When taken by the creator, it will enhance the draw of their voice to those affected by it."
+	description = "A forbidden deep red mixture that increases a person's succeptability to another's words. When taken by the creator, it will enhance the draw of their voice to those affected by it."
 	color = "#660015" // rgb: , 0, 255
 	taste_description = "synthetic chocolate, a base tone of alcohol, and high notes of roses"
 	overdose_threshold = 100 //If this is too easy to get 100u of this, then double it please.
@@ -194,7 +194,7 @@ Creating a chem with a low purity will make you permanently fall in love with so
 			Vc.Remove(M)
 		nVc.Insert(M)
 		qdel(Vc)
-		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'><i>You feel your vocal chords tingle as your voice comes out in a more sultry tone.</span>")
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'><i>You feel your vocal chords tingle you speak in a more charasmatic and sultry tone.)]</span>")
 	else
 		log_game("FERMICHEM: MKUltra: [creatorName], [creatorID], is enthralling [M.name], [M.ckey]")
 		M.apply_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
@@ -203,9 +203,6 @@ Creating a chem with a low purity will make you permanently fall in love with so
 /datum/reagent/fermi/enthrall/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	. = ..()
 	if(purity < 0.5)//DO NOT SPLIT INTO DIFFERENT CHEM: This relies on DoNotSplit - has to be done this way.
-		if(volume < 0.5)//You don't get to escape that easily
-			FallInLove(pick(GLOB.player_list), M)
-			M.reagents.remove_reagent(id, volume)

 		if (M.ckey == creatorID && creatorName == M.real_name)//If the creator drinks it, they fall in love randomly. If someone else drinks it, the creator falls in love with them.
 			if(M.has_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_INLOVE))//Can't be enthralled when enthralled, so to speak.
@@ -254,22 +251,6 @@ Creating a chem with a low purity will make you permanently fall in love with so
 	if (M.ckey == creatorID && creatorName == M.real_name)//If the creator drinks 100u, then you get the status for someone random (They don't have the vocal chords though, so it's limited.)
 		if (!M.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall))
 			to_chat(M, "<span class='love'><i>You are unable to resist your own charms anymore, and become a full blown narcissist.</i></span>")
-		/*Old way of handling, left in as an option B
-		var/list/seen = viewers(7, get_turf(M))//Sound and sight checkers
-		for(var/mob/living/carbon/victim in seen)
-			if(victim == M)//as much as I want you to fall for beepsky, he doesn't have a ckey
-				seen = seen - victim
-			if(!victim.ckey)
-				seen = seen - victim
-		var/mob/living/carbon/chosen = pick(seen)
-		creatorID = chosen.ckey
-		if (chosen.gender == "female")
-			creatorGender = "Mistress"
-		else
-			creatorGender = "Master"
-		creatorName = chosen.real_name
-		creator = get_mob_by_key(creatorID)
-		*/
 	ADD_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_PACIFISM, "MKUltra")
 	var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E
 	if (!M.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall))
@@ -46,13 +46,8 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 	var/unitCheck = FALSE
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	taste_description = "a weird chemical fleshy flavour"
-	//var/datum/status_effect/chem/SDGF/candidates/candies
 	var/list/candies = list()
-	//var/polling = FALSE
-	var/list/result = list()
-	var/list/group = null
 	var/pollStarted = FALSE
-	var/location_created
 	var/startHunger
 	impure_chem 			= "SDGFtox"
 	inverse_chem_val 		= 0.5
@@ -81,7 +76,7 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 					M.dna.transfer_identity(SM)
 					SM.updateappearance(mutcolor_update=1)

-
+				//Process the willing ghosts, and make sure they're actually in the body when they're moved into it!
 				candies = shuffle(candies)//Shake those ghosts up!
 				for(var/mob/dead/observer/C2 in candies)
 					if(C2.key && C2)
@@ -131,7 +126,7 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 				M.reagents.remove_reagent(id, volume)
 				log_game("FERMICHEM: [volume]u of SDGFheal has been transferred to the clone")
 				SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Sentient clones made")
-				return
+				return ..()

 			else if(playerClone == FALSE) //No candidates leads to two outcomes; if there's already a braincless clone, it heals the user, as well as being a rare souce of clone healing (thematic!).
 				unitCheck = TRUE
@@ -283,7 +278,7 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 	name = "synthetic-derived healing factor"
 	id = "SDGFheal"
 	description = "Leftover SDGF is transferred into the resulting clone, which quickly heals up the stresses from suddenly splitting. Restores blood, nutrition, and repaires brain and clone damage quickly. Only obtainable from using excess SDGF, and only enters the cloned body."
-	metabolization_rate = 1
+	metabolization_rate = 0.8
 	can_synth = FALSE

 /datum/reagent/fermi/SDGFheal/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)//Used to heal the clone after splitting, the clone spawns damaged. (i.e. insentivies players to make more than required, so their clone doesn't have to be treated)
@@ -313,9 +308,10 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 	id = "SDZF"
 	description = "A horribly peverse mass of Embryonic stem cells made real by the hands of a failed chemist. Emulates normal synthetic-derived growth factor, but produces a hostile zombie at the end of it."
 	color = "#a502e0" // rgb: 96, 0, 255
-	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	metabolization_rate = 0.2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	var/startHunger
 	can_synth = TRUE
+	taste_description = "a weird chemical fleshy flavour"
 	chemical_flags = REAGENT_SNEAKYNAME

 /datum/reagent/impure/SDZF/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M) //If you're bad at fermichem, turns your clone into a zombie instead.
@@ -372,5 +368,6 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 				SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Zombie clones made!")

 		if(87 to INFINITY)
-			M.adjustToxLoss(1, 0)
+			M.adjustToxLoss(2, 0)
+			M.reagents.remove_reagent(id, 1)
 	..()
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ This ghost moves pretty quickly and is mostly invisible, but is still visible fo
 When it's out of your system, you return back to yourself. It doesn't last long and metabolism of the chem is exponential.
 Addiction is particularlly brutal, it slowly turns you invisible with flavour text, then kills you at a low enough alpha. (i've also added something to prevent geneticists speeding this up)
 There's afairly major catch regarding the death though. I'm not gonna say here, go read the code, it explains it and puts my comments on it in context. I know that anyone reading it without understanding it is going to freak out so, this is my attempt to get you to read it and understand it.
-I'd like to point out from my calculations it'll take about 60-80 minutes to die this way too. Plenty of time to visit me and ask for some pills to quench your addiction.
+I'd like to point out from my calculations it'll take about 60-80 minutes to die this way too. Plenty of time to visit chem and ask for some pills to quench your addiction.
 */


@@ -30,15 +30,26 @@ I'd like to point out from my calculations it'll take about 60-80 minutes to die
 	var/sleepytime = 0
 	inverse_chem_val = 0.25
 	can_synth = FALSE
+	var/datum/action/chem/astral/AS = new/datum/action/chem/astral()

 /datum/action/chem/astral
 	name = "Return to body"
-	var/mob/living/carbon/origin = null
-	var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/ghost = null
+	var/mob/living/carbon/origin
+	var/datum/mind/originalmind

 /datum/action/chem/astral/Trigger()
-	ghost.mind.transfer_to(origin)
-	qdel(src)
+	if(origin.mind && origin.mind != originalmind)
+		to_chat(originalmind.current, "<span class='warning'><b><i>There's a foreign presence in your body blocking your return!</b></i></span>")
+		return ..()
+	if(origin.reagents.has_reagent("astral") )
+		var/datum/reagent/fermi/astral/As = locate(/datum/reagent/fermi/astral) in origin.reagents.reagent_list
+		if(As.current_cycle < 10)
+			to_chat(originalmind.current, "<span class='warning'><b><i>The intensity of the astrogen in your body is too much allow you to return to yourself yet!</b></i></span>")
+			return ..()
+	originalmind.transfer_to(origin)
+	if(origin.mind == originalmind)
+		qdel(src)
+

 /datum/reagent/fermi/astral/reaction_turf(turf/T, reac_volume)
 	if(isplatingturf(T) || istype(T, /turf/open/floor/plasteel))
@@ -50,7 +61,7 @@ I'd like to point out from my calculations it'll take about 60-80 minutes to die
 	if(istype(O, /obj/item/bedsheet))
 		new /obj/item/bedsheet/cosmos(get_turf(O))
 		qdel(O)
-
+	..()

 /datum/reagent/fermi/astral/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M) // Gives you the ability to astral project for a moment!
 	M.alpha = 255
@@ -61,12 +72,20 @@ I'd like to point out from my calculations it'll take about 60-80 minutes to die
 		if (G == null)
 			G = new(get_turf(M.loc))
 		G.name = "[M]'s astral projection"
-		var/datum/action/chem/astral/AS = new(G)
+		//var/datum/action/chem/astral/AS = new(G)
+		AS.Grant(G)
 		AS.origin = M
-		AS.ghost = G
+		AS.originalmind = originalmind
+
 		if(M.mind)
 			M.mind.transfer_to(G)
 		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Astral projections")
+		//INSURANCE
+		M.apply_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/astral_insurance)
+		var/datum/status_effect/chem/astral_insurance/AI = M.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/astral_insurance)
+		AI.original = M
+		AI.originalmind = M.mind
+
 	if(overdosed)
 		if(prob(50))
 			to_chat(G, "<span class='warning'>The high conentration of Astrogen in your blood causes you to lapse your concentration for a moment, bringing your projection back to yourself!</b></span>")
@@ -83,10 +102,12 @@ I'd like to point out from my calculations it'll take about 60-80 minutes to die
 /datum/reagent/fermi/astral/on_mob_delete(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(!G)
 		if(M.mind)
-			var/mob/living/simple_animal/astral/G = new(get_turf(M.loc))
-			M.mind.transfer_to(G)//Just in case someone else is inside of you, it makes them a ghost and should hopefully bring them home at the end.
+			var/mob/living/simple_animal/astral/G2 = new(get_turf(M.loc))
+			M.mind.transfer_to(G2)//Just in case someone else is inside of you, it makes them a ghost and should hopefully bring them home at the end.
 			to_chat(G, "<span class='warning'>[M]'s conciousness snaps back to them as their astrogen runs out, kicking your projected mind out!'</b></span>")
 			log_game("FERMICHEM: [M]'s possesser has been booted out into a astral ghost!")
+			if(!G2.mind)
+				qdel(G2)
 		originalmind.transfer_to(M)
 	else if(G.mind)
 		G.mind.transfer_to(origin)
@@ -98,6 +119,9 @@ I'd like to point out from my calculations it'll take about 60-80 minutes to die
 	if(G)//just in case
 		qdel(G)
 	log_game("FERMICHEM: [M] has astrally returned to their body!")
+	if(M.mind && M.mind == originalmind)
+		M.remove_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/astral_insurance)
+	//AS.Remove(M)
 	..()

 //Okay so, this might seem a bit too good, but my counterargument is that it'll likely take all round to eventually kill you this way, then you have to be revived without a body. It takes approximately 50-80 minutes to die from this.
@@ -105,7 +129,7 @@ I'd like to point out from my calculations it'll take about 60-80 minutes to die
 	if(addiction_stage < 2)
 		antiGenetics = 255
 		M.alpha = 255 //Antigenetics is to do with stopping geneticists from turning people invisible to kill them.
-	if(prob(70))
+	if(prob(75))
 		M.alpha--
 		antiGenetics--
 	switch(antiGenetics)
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@
 	color = "#5020F4" // rgb: 50, 20, 255
 	overdose_threshold = 15
 	addiction_threshold = 15
-	metabolization_rate = 1.2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	metabolization_rate = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	addiction_stage2_end = 30
 	addiction_stage3_end = 41
 	addiction_stage4_end = 44 //Incase it's too long
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@

 		location_return = get_turf(M)	//sets up return point
 		to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel your wavefunction split!</span>")
-		if(purity > 0.9) //Teleports you home if it's pure enough
+		if(cached_purity > 0.9) //Teleports you home if it's pure enough
 			if(!location_created && data) //Just in case
 				location_created = data["location_created"]
 			log_game("FERMICHEM: [M] ckey: [M.key] returned to [location_created] using eigenstasium")
@@ -69,8 +69,9 @@
 /datum/reagent/fermi/eigenstate/on_mob_delete(mob/living/M) //returns back to original location
 	do_sparks(5,FALSE,M)
 	to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel your wavefunction collapse!</span>")
-	do_teleport(M, location_return, 0, asoundin = 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg') //Teleports home
-	do_sparks(5,FALSE,M)
+	if(!M.reagents.has_reagent("stabilizing_agent"))
+		do_teleport(M, location_return, 0, asoundin = 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg') //Teleports home
+		do_sparks(5,FALSE,M)
 	qdel(Eigenstate)
 	..()

@@ -7,22 +7,20 @@
 	taste_description	= "affection and love!"
 	can_synth = FALSE
 	value = 20
-	//SplitChem = TRUE
 	impure_chem 			= "fermiTox"// What chemical is metabolised with an inpure reaction
 	inverse_chem_val 		= 0.25		// If the impurity is below 0.5, replace ALL of the chem with inverse_chemupon metabolising
 	inverse_chem			= "fermiTox"

+
 //This should process fermichems to find out how pure they are and what effect to do.
 /datum/reagent/fermi/on_mob_add(mob/living/carbon/M, amount)
 	. = ..()

-
 //When merging two fermichems, see above
 /datum/reagent/fermi/on_merge(data, amount, mob/living/carbon/M, purity)//basically on_mob_add but for merging
 	. = ..()


-
 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
 //										HATIMUIM
 ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
@@ -49,10 +47,7 @@
 	. = ..()
 	if(M.head)
 		var/obj/item/W = M.head
-		if(istype(W, /obj/item/clothing/head/hattip))
-			qdel(W)
-		else
-			M.dropItemToGround(W, TRUE)
+		M.dropItemToGround(W, TRUE)
 	var/hat = new /obj/item/clothing/head/hattip()
 	M.equip_to_slot(hat, SLOT_HEAD, 1, 1)

@@ -62,15 +57,20 @@
 		return ..()
 	var/hatArmor = 0
 	if(!overdosed)
-		hatArmor = (purity/10)
+		hatArmor = (cached_purity/10)
 	else
-		hatArmor = - (purity/10)
+		hatArmor = (cached_purity/10)
 	if(hatArmor > 90)
 		return ..()
 	var/obj/item/W = M.head
 	W.armor = W.armor.modifyAllRatings(hatArmor)
 	..()

+/datum/reagent/fermi/hatmium/reaction_turf(turf/T, reac_volume)
+	if(reac_volume >= 5)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/head/hattip(T)
+	..()
+
 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
 //										FURRANIUM
 ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
@@ -153,7 +153,7 @@
 	..()

 /datum/reagent/fermi/furranium/on_mob_delete(mob/living/carbon/M)
-	if(purity < 1)//Only permanent if you're a good chemist.
+	if(cached_purity < 0.95)//Only permanent if you're a good chemist.
 		nT = M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_TONGUE)
 		nT.Remove(M)
 		qdel(nT)
@@ -181,13 +181,13 @@
 	pH = 9
 	value = 90
 	can_synth = FALSE
+	var/react_objs = list()

 /datum/reagent/fermi/nanite_b_gone/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
-	//var/component/nanites/N = M.GetComponent(/datum/component/nanites)
 	var/datum/component/nanites/N = C.GetComponent(/datum/component/nanites)
 	if(isnull(N))
 		return ..()
-	N.nanite_volume = -purity//0.5 seems to be the default to me, so it'll neuter them.
+	N.nanite_volume += -cached_purity*5//0.5 seems to be the default to me, so it'll neuter them.
 	..()

 /datum/reagent/fermi/nanite_b_gone/overdose_process(mob/living/carbon/C)
@@ -197,16 +197,19 @@
 		to_chat(C, "<span class='warning'>The residual voltage from the nanites causes you to seize up!</b></span>")
 		C.electrocute_act(10, (get_turf(C)), 1, FALSE, FALSE, FALSE, TRUE)
 	if(prob(10))
-		//empulse((get_turf(C)), 3, 2)//So the nanites randomize
 		var/atom/T = C
 		T.emp_act(EMP_HEAVY)
 		to_chat(C, "<span class='warning'>You feel a strange tingling sensation come from your core.</b></span>")
 	if(isnull(N))
 		return ..()
-	N.nanite_volume = -2
+	N.nanite_volume += -10*cached_purity
 	..()

-/datum/reagent/fermi/nanite_b_gone/reaction_obj(obj/O, reac_volume)
+datum/reagent/fermi/nanite_b_gone/reaction_obj(obj/O, reac_volume)
+	for(var/active_obj in react_objs)
+		if(O == active_obj)
+			return
+	react_objs += O
 	O.emp_act(EMP_HEAVY)

 /datum/reagent/fermi/nanite_b_goneTox
@@ -289,15 +292,15 @@
 	else
 		holder.remove_reagent("fermiTest", volume)//Avoiding recurrsion
 	var/location = get_turf(holder.my_atom)
-	if(purity < 0.34 || purity == 1)
+	if(cached_purity < 0.34 || cached_purity == 1)
 		var/datum/effect_system/foam_spread/s = new()
 		s.set_up(volume*2, location, holder)
 		s.start()
-	if((purity < 0.67 && purity >= 0.34)|| purity == 1)
+	if((cached_purity < 0.67 && cached_purity >= 0.34)|| cached_purity == 1)
 		var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/chem/s = new()
 		s.set_up(holder, volume*2, location)
 		s.start()
-	if(purity >= 0.67)
+	if(cached_purity >= 0.67)
 		for (var/datum/reagent/reagent in holder.reagent_list)
 			if (istype(reagent, /datum/reagent/fermi))
 				var/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/Ferm  = GLOB.chemical_reagents_list[reagent.id]
@@ -360,10 +363,11 @@
 /datum/reagent/fermi/secretcatchem //Should I hide this from code divers? A secret cit chem?
 	name = "secretcatchem" //an attempt at hiding it
 	id = "secretcatchem"
-	description = "An illegal and hidden chem that turns people into cats. It's said that it's so rare and unstable that having it means you've been blessed."
+	description = "An illegal and hidden chem that turns people into cats. It's said that it's so rare and unstable that having it means you've been blessed. If used on someone in crit, it will turn them into a cat permanently, until the cat is killed."
 	taste_description = "hairballs and cream"
 	color = "#ffc224"
 	var/catshift = FALSE
+	var/perma = FALSE
 	var/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/custom_cat/catto = null
 	can_synth = FALSE

@@ -372,7 +376,7 @@

 /datum/reagent/fermi/secretcatchem/on_mob_add(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	. = ..()
-	if(purity >= 0.8)//ONLY if purity is high, and given the stuff is random. It's very unlikely to get this to 1. It already requires felind too, so no new functionality there.
+	if(cached_purity >= 0.9)//ONLY if purity is high, and given the stuff is random. It's very unlikely to get this to 1.
 		//exception(al) handler:
 		H.dna.features["ears"]  = "Cat"
 		H.dna.features["mam_ears"] = "Cat"
@@ -389,20 +393,30 @@
 	H.forceMove(catto)
 	log_game("FERMICHEM: [H] ckey: [H.key] has been made into a cute catto.")
 	SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "cats")
-	//Just to deal with rascally ghosts
-	//ADD_TRAIT(catto, TRAIT_NODEATH, "catto")//doesn't work
-	//catto.health = 1000 //To simulate fake death, while preventing ghosts escaping.
+	if(H.InCritical())
+		perma = TRUE
+		volume = 5
+		H.stat = DEAD
+		catto.origin = H

 /datum/reagent/fermi/secretcatchem/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/H)
+	if(!catto)
+		metabolization_rate = 5
+		return ..()
 	if(catto.health <= 0) //So the dead can't ghost
 		if(prob(10))
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel your body start to slowly shift back from it's dead form.</span>")
+			to_chat(catto, "<span class='notice'>You feel your body start to slowly shift back from it's dead form.</span>")
+		perma = FALSE
+		metabolization_rate = 1
 	else if(prob(5))
 		playsound(get_turf(catto), 'modular_citadel/sound/voice/merowr.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
 		catto.say("lets out a meowrowr!*")
 	..()

 /datum/reagent/fermi/secretcatchem/on_mob_delete(mob/living/carbon/H)
+	if(perma)
+		to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel your body settle into it's new form. You won't be able to shift back on death anymore.</span>")
+		return
 	var/words = "Your body shifts back to normal."
 	H.forceMove(catto.loc)
 	catto.mind.transfer_to(H)
@@ -412,3 +426,20 @@
 	to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>[words]</span>")
 	qdel(catto)
 	log_game("FERMICHEM: [H] ckey: [H.key] has returned to normal")
+
+
+/datum/reagent/fermi/secretcatchem/reaction_mob(var/mob/living/L)
+	if(istype(L, /mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/custom_cat) && cached_purity >= 0.85)
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/custom_cat/catto = L
+		if(catto.origin)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = catto.origin
+			H.stat = CONSCIOUS
+			log_game("FERMICHEM: [catto] ckey: [catto.key] has returned to normal.")
+			to_chat(catto, "<span class='notice'>Your body shifts back to normal!</span>")
+			H.forceMove(catto.loc)
+			catto.mind.transfer_to(H)
+			if(!L.mind) //Just in case
+				qdel(L)
+			else //This should never happen, but just in case, so their game isn't ruined.
+				catto.icon_state = "custom_cat"
+				catto.health = 50
@@ -69,7 +69,6 @@
 			L.Insert(C)
 			to_chat(C, "<span class='notice'>You feel the yamerol merge in your chest.</span>")
 			holder.remove_reagent(src.id, "10")
-
 	C.adjustOxyLoss(-3)
 	..()

@@ -102,20 +101,39 @@
 	pH = 7.6
 	metabolization_rate = 0.05 //Give them time to graft
 	data = list("grown_volume" = 0, "injected_vol" = 0)
+	var/borrowed_health
+	color = "#FFDADA"

 /datum/reagent/synthtissue/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume,show_message = 1)
 	if(iscarbon(M))
-		var/target = M.zone_selected
-		if (M.stat == DEAD)
-			show_message = 0
+		var/mob/living/carbon/C = M
+		var/healing_factor = (((data["grown_volume"] / 100) + 1)*reac_volume)
 		if(method in list(PATCH, TOUCH))
-			M.apply_damage(reac_volume*-1.5, BRUTE, target)
-			M.apply_damage(reac_volume*-1.5, BURN, target)
-			if(show_message)
-				to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You feel your [target] heal! It stings like hell!</span>")
+			if (M.stat == DEAD)
+				M.visible_message("The synthetic tissue rapidly grafts into [M]'s wounds, attemping to repair the damage as quickly as possible.")
+				borrowed_health += healing_factor
+				M.adjustBruteLoss(-healing_factor*2)
+				M.adjustFireLoss(-healing_factor*2)
+				M.adjustToxLoss(-healing_factor)
+				M.adjustCloneLoss(-healing_factor)
+				M.updatehealth()
+				if(data["grown_volume"] > 135 && ((C.health + C.oxyloss)>=80))
+					if(M.revive())
+						M.emote("gasp")
+						borrowed_health *= 2
+						if(borrowed_health < 100)
+							borrowed_health = 100
+						log_combat(M, M, "revived", src)
+			else
+				M.adjustBruteLoss(-healing_factor)
+				M.adjustFireLoss(-healing_factor)
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You feel your flesh merge with the synthetic tissue! It stings like hell!</span>")
 			SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "painful_medicine", /datum/mood_event/painful_medicine)
-	if(method==INJECT)
-		data["injected_vol"] = reac_volume
+		if(method==INJECT)
+			data["injected_vol"] = reac_volume
+			var/obj/item/organ/heart/H = C.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_HEART)
+			if(data["grown_volume"] > 50 && H.organ_flags & ORGAN_FAILING)
+				H.applyOrganDamage(-20)
 	..()

 /datum/reagent/synthtissue/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
@@ -129,6 +147,10 @@
 					to_chat(C, "<span class='notice'>You feel something reform inside of you!</span>")

 	data["injected_vol"] -= metabolization_rate
+	if(borrowed_health)
+		C.adjustToxLoss(1)
+		C.adjustCloneLoss(1)
+		borrowed_health -= 1
 	..()

 /datum/reagent/synthtissue/on_merge(passed_data)
@@ -139,6 +161,7 @@
 	if(iscarbon(holder.my_atom))
 		data["injected_vol"] = data["injected_vol"] + passed_data["injected_vol"]
 		passed_data["injected_vol"] = 0
+	update_name()
 	..()

 /datum/reagent/synthtissue/on_new(passed_data)
@@ -146,6 +169,32 @@
 		return ..()
 	if(passed_data["grown_volume"] > data["grown_volume"])
 		data["grown_volume"] = passed_data["grown_volume"]
+	update_name()
 	..()

+/datum/reagent/synthtissue/proc/update_name() //They are but babes on creation and have to grow unto godhood
+	switch(data["grown_volume"])
+		if(-INFINITY to 50)
+			name = "Induced Synthtissue Colony"
+		if(50 to 80)
+			name = "Oligopotent Synthtissue Colony"
+		if(80 to 135)
+			name = "Pluripotent Synthtissue Colony"
+		if(135 to 175)
+			name = "SuperSomatic Synthtissue Colony"
+		if(175 to INFINITY)
+			name = "Omnipotent Synthtissue Colony"
+
+/datum/reagent/synthtissue/on_mob_delete(mob/living/M)
+	if(!iscarbon(M))
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/C = M
+	C.adjustBruteLoss(borrowed_health*1.25)
+	C.adjustToxLoss(borrowed_health*1.25)
+	C.adjustCloneLoss(borrowed_health*1.25)
+	C.adjustAllOrganLoss(borrowed_health*0.25)
+	M.updatehealth()
+	if(borrowed_health && C.health < -20)
+		M.stat = DEAD
+		M.visible_message("The synthetic tissue degrades off [M]'s wounds as they collapse to the floor.")
 //NEEDS ON_MOB_DEAD()
@@ -282,9 +282,7 @@
 	name = "MKUltra"
 	id = "enthrall"
 	results = list("enthrall" = 5)
-	//required_reagents = list("iron" = 1, "iodine" = 1) Test vars
-	//required_reagents = list("cocoa" = 1, "astral" = 1, "mindbreaker" = 1, "psicodine" = 1, "happiness" = 1)
-	required_reagents = list("cocoa" = 1, "bluespace" = 1, "mindbreaker" = 1, "psicodine" = 1, "happiness" = 1) //TEMPORARY UNTIL HEADMINS GIVE THE OKAY FOR MK USE.
+	required_reagents = list("cocoa" = 1, "bluespace" = 1, "mindbreaker" = 1, "psicodine" = 1, "happiness" = 1)
 	required_catalysts = list("blood" = 1)
 	mix_message = "the reaction gives off a burgundy plume of smoke!"
 	//FermiChem vars:
@@ -506,9 +504,9 @@
 	name = "secretcatchem"
 	id = "secretcatchem"
 	results = list("secretcatchem" = 5)
-	required_reagents = list("stable_plasma" = 1, "sugar" = 1, "cream" = 1, "clonexadone" = 1)//Yes this will make a plushie if you don't lucky guess. It'll eat all your reagents too.
+	required_reagents = list("stable_plasma" = 1, "sugar" = 1, "cream" = 1, "clonexadone" = 1)//Yes this will make a kitty if you don't lucky guess. It'll eat all your reagents too.
 	required_catalysts = list("SDGF" = 1)
-	required_temp = 600
+	required_temp = 500
 	mix_message = "the reaction gives off a meow!"
 	mix_sound = "modular_citadel/sound/voice/merowr.ogg"
 	//FermiChem vars:
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 //Clothes made from FermiChem

 /obj/item/clothing/head/hattip	//I wonder if anyone else has played cryptworlds
-	name = "Sythetic hat"
+	name = "Synthetic hat"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/hats.dmi'
 	icon_state = "cowboy"
 	desc = "A sythesized hat, you can't seem to take it off. And tips their hat."
@@ -34,7 +34,6 @@
 		if(src == C.head)
 			C.emote("me",1,"tips their hat.",TRUE)
 			return
-	..()

 /obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/equipped(mob/M, slot)
 	. = ..()
@@ -46,6 +45,13 @@
 /obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/dropped(mob/M)
 	. = ..()
 	UnregisterSignal(M, COMSIG_MOB_SAY)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/root_and_toot, src, src, 200))
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/proc/root_and_toot(obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/hat)
+	hat.animate_atom_living()
+	var/list/seen = viewers(6, get_turf(hat))
+	for(var/mob/M2 in seen)
+		to_chat(M2, "<b>[hat]</b> exclaims, \"[pick("Whooee! Time for a hootenanny!", "Rough 'em up boys!", "Yeehaw! Freedom at last!", "Y'all about to get a good old fashioned spanking!")]\"")

 /obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, mob/speech_args)
 	var/message = speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE]