diff --git a/code/game/objects/items.dm b/code/game/objects/items.dm
index 69cb247287..3fbbab087f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items.dm
@@ -109,6 +109,7 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(rpg_loot_items, FALSE)
 	var/list/grind_results //A reagent list containing the reagents this item produces when ground up in a grinder - this can be an empty list to allow for reagent transferring only
 	var/list/juice_results //A reagent list containing blah blah... but when JUICED in a grinder!
 
+
 /obj/item/Initialize()
 
 	materials =	typelist("materials", materials)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/compressionkit.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/compressionkit.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..cd26a06dde
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/compressionkit.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,127 @@
+/obj/item/compressionkit
+	name = "bluespace compression kit"
+	desc = "An illegally modified BSRPED, capable of reducing the size of most items."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/tools.dmi'
+	icon_state = "compression_c"
+	item_state = "RPED"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_righthand.dmi'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	var/charges = 5
+	var/damage_multiplier = 0.2 // Changing this effects how much more or less damage a resized item will do
+	var/mode = 0
+
+/obj/item/compressionkit/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It has [charges] charges left. Recharge with bluespace crystals.</span>")
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Use in-hand to swap toggle compress/expand mode (expand mode not yet implemented).</span>")
+
+/obj/item/compressionkit/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(mode == 0)
+		mode = 1
+		icon_state = "compression_e"
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You switch the compressor to expand mode. This isn't implemented yet, so right now it wont do anything different!</span>")
+		return
+	if(mode == 1)
+		mode = 0
+		icon_state = "compression_c"
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You switch the compressor to compress mode. Usage will now reduce the size of objects.</span>")
+		return
+	else
+		mode = 0
+		icon_state = "compression_c"
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Some coder cocked up or an admin broke your compressor. It's been set back to compress mode..</span>")
+
+/obj/item/compressionkit/proc/sparks()
+	var/datum/effect_system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect_system/spark_spread
+	s.set_up(5, 1, get_turf(src))
+	s.start()
+
+/obj/item/compressionkit/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	M.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[M] is sticking their head in [src] and turning it on! [M.p_theyre(TRUE)] going to compress their own skull!</span>")
+	var/obj/item/bodypart/head = M.get_bodypart("head")
+	if(!head)
+		return
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
+	var/list/organs = M.getorganszone("head") + M.getorganszone("eyes") + M.getorganszone("mouth")
+	for(var/internal_organ in organs)
+		var/obj/item/organ/I = internal_organ
+		I.Remove(M)
+		I.forceMove(T)
+	head.drop_limb()
+	qdel(head)
+	new M.gib_type(T,1,M.get_static_viruses())
+	M.add_splatter_floor(T)
+	playsound(M, 'sound/weapons/flash.ogg', 50, 1)
+	playsound(M, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+	return OXYLOSS
+
+/obj/item/compressionkit/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, proximity)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!proximity || !target)
+		return
+	else
+		if(charges == 0)
+			playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/machines/buzz-two.ogg', 50, 1)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The bluespace compression kit is out of charges! Recharge it with bluespace crystals.</span>")
+			return
+	if(istype(target, /obj/item))
+		var/obj/item/O = target
+		if(O.w_class == 1)
+			playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/machines/buzz-two.ogg', 50, 1)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[target] cannot be compressed smaller!.</span>")
+			return
+		if(O.GetComponent(/datum/component/storage))
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feel like compressing an item that stores other items would be counterproductive.</span>")
+			return
+		if(O.w_class > 1)
+			playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/weapons/flash.ogg', 50, 1)
+			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] is compressing [O] with their bluespace compression kit!</span>")
+			if(do_mob(user, O, 40) && charges > 0 && O.w_class > 1)
+				playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/weapons/emitter2.ogg', 50, 1)
+				sparks()
+				flash_lighting_fx(3, 3, LIGHT_COLOR_CYAN)
+				O.w_class -= 1
+				O.force_mult -= damage_multiplier
+				charges -= 1
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You successfully compress [target]! The compressor now has [charges] charges.</span>")
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Anomalous error. Summon a coder.</span>")
+
+	if(istype(target, /mob/living))
+		var/mob/living/victim = target
+		if(istype(victim, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+			if(user.zone_selected == "groin") // pp smol. There's probably a smarter way to do this but im retarded. If you have a simpler method let me know.
+				var/list/organs = victim.getorganszone("groin")
+				for(var/internal_organ in organs)
+					if(istype(internal_organ, /obj/item/organ/genital/penis))
+						var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/O = internal_organ
+						playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/weapons/flash.ogg', 50, 1)
+						victim.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] is preparing to shrink [victim]\'s [O.name] with their bluespace compression kit!</span>")
+						if(do_mob(user, victim, 40) && charges > 0 && O.length > 0)
+							victim.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] has shrunk [victim]\'s [O.name]!</span>")
+							playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/weapons/emitter2.ogg', 50, 1)
+							sparks()
+							flash_lighting_fx(3, 3, LIGHT_COLOR_CYAN)
+							charges -= 1
+							O.length -= 5
+							if(O.length < 1)
+								victim.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user]\'s [O.name] vanishes!</span>")
+								qdel(O) // no pp for you
+							else
+								O.update_size()
+								O.update_appearance()
+
+
+
+/obj/item/compressionkit/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	..()
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/stack/ore/bluespace_crystal))
+		var/obj/item/stack/ore/bluespace_crystal/B = I
+		charges += 2
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You insert [I] into [src]. It now has [charges] charges.</span>")
+		if(B.amount > 1)
+			B.amount -= 1
+		else
+			qdel(I)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/glue.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/glue.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..fed582d951
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/glue.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+/obj/item/syndie_glue
+	name = "bottle of super glue"
+	desc = "A black market brand of high strength adhesive, rarely sold to the public. Do not ingest."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/tools.dmi'
+	icon_state	= "glue"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	var/uses = 1
+
+/obj/item/syndie_glue/suicide_act(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	return //todo
+
+/obj/item/syndie_glue/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, proximity)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!proximity || !target)
+		return
+	else
+		if(uses == 0)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The bottle of glue is empty!</span>")
+			return
+		if(istype(target, /obj/item))
+			var/obj/item/I = target
+			if(I.item_flags & NODROP)
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[I] is already sticky!</span>")
+				return
+			uses -= 1
+			I.item_flags |= NODROP
+			I.desc += " It looks sticky."
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You smear the [I] with glue, making it incredibly sticky!</span>")
+			if(uses == 0)
+				icon_state = "glue_used"
+				name = "empty bottle of super glue"
+			return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
index f2f919a717..0d5a5e5819 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm
@@ -1262,6 +1262,23 @@ datum/uplink_item/stealthy_tools/taeclowndo_shoes
 	item = /obj/item/codespeak_manual/unlimited
 	cost = 3
 
+/datum/uplink_item/device_tools/compressionkit
+	name = "Bluespace Compression Kit"
+	desc = "A modified version of a BSRPED that can be used to reduce the size of most items while retaining their original functions! \
+			Does not work on storage items. \
+			Recharge using bluespace crystals. \
+			Comes with 5 charges."
+	item = /obj/item/compressionkit
+	cost = 5
+
+/datum/uplink_item/device_tools/syndie_glue
+	name = "Glue"
+	desc = "A cheap bottle of one use syndicate brand super glue. \
+			Use on any item to make it undroppable. \
+			Be careful not to glue an item you're already holding!"
+	item = /obj/item/syndie_glue
+	cost = 2
+
 // Implants
 /datum/uplink_item/implants
 	category = "Implants"
diff --git a/icons/obj/tools.dmi b/icons/obj/tools.dmi
index 8f6b844a23..cfb36bb3ae 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/tools.dmi and b/icons/obj/tools.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index e33566290c..0fbefaa7b8 100755
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -836,12 +836,14 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\beacon.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\camera_bug.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\chameleonproj.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\devices\compressionkit.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\dogborg_sleeper.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\doorCharge.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\electroadaptive_pseudocircuit.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\flashlight.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\forcefieldprojector.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\geiger_counter.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\devices\glue.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\gps.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\instruments.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\devices\laserpointer.dm"