diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/revolver.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/revolver.dm
index dc16d3c0ef..0d60203cb5 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/revolver.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/revolver.dm
@@ -494,24 +494,3 @@
 		var/mutable_appearance/charge_bar = mutable_appearance(icon,  "[initial(icon_state)]_charge", color = batt_color)
 		charge_bar.pixel_x = i
 		. += charge_bar
-
-
-// the derringer is neither a pistol or revolver, but for code sanity it will be here
-// the idea is for it to not show on your sprite, be silent, but also not deal much damage
-// also
-/obj/item/gun/ballistic/revolver/derringer
-	name = "derringer pistol"
-	desc = "A favorite among dentists and vengeful heroes. Hides neatly inside your sleeves! Uses .38 rounds."
-	fire_sound = "sound/weapons/derringer.ogg"
-	icon_state = "pistol" // placeholder
-
-	// not visible in sprite, we want it to be like in jango
-	// not having it show on examining would be good and 'if (wearing clothes)' would desirable
-	item_state = null
-	mag_type = /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/internal/cylinder/derringer
-	suppressed = TRUE	// it needs to be good at something
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-
-// you can't spin a derringer!
-/obj/item/gun/ballistic/revolver/derringer/do_spin()
-	return
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/laser.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/laser.dm
index 9dba515a28..8e61221cc8 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/laser.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/laser.dm
@@ -246,42 +246,3 @@
 		chambered.BB.damage *= 5
 
 	process_fire(target, user, TRUE, params)
-
-// part of contraband assortments
-/obj/item/gun/energy/laser/windupgun
-	name = "wind-up rifle"
-	cell_type = /obj/item/stock_parts/cell/crap/empty	// can't be so good right?
-	ammo_type = list(/obj/item/ammo_casing/energy/laser)
-	desc = "A rifle using not so state-of-the-art mechanism of self charging. Music Box included"
-	icon_state = "laser"
-	item_state = "laser"
-	can_charge = FALSE     // it is wind-up after all
-	dead_cell = TRUE
-	shaded_charge = FALSE	// we don't want to see charge ammount, or do we?
-	var/music_box_state = -1	// part of the song to play
-	var/music_part = ""			// and the path for said part
-
-/obj/item/gun/energy/laser/windupgun/proc/set_music_state()
-	music_box_state = (music_box_state + 1) % 4
-	switch (music_box_state)
-		if (0)
-			music_part = "sound/weapons/wind_up_1.ogg"
-		if (1)
-			music_part = "sound/weapons/wind_up_2.ogg"
-		if (2)
-			music_part = "sound/weapons/wind_up_1.ogg"
-		if (3)
-			music_part = "sound/weapons/wind_up_3.ogg"
-
-/obj/item/gun/energy/laser/windupgun/attack_self(mob/living/user)
-	if(cell.charge < cell.maxcharge)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You begin turning the key...</span>")
-		if(do_after(user, 20, target = user))
-			set_music_state()
-			playsound(user, music_part, 20, FALSE, ignore_walls = FALSE)
-			cell.give(100)	// equivalent of one shot
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>[src.cell.charge / 100] shot\s loaded.</span>")
-		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to stay still to do this!</span>")
-	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It's already fully charged!</span>")
diff --git a/sound/weapons/derringer.ogg b/sound/weapons/derringer.ogg
deleted file mode 100644
index 637d652ebf..0000000000
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diff --git a/sound/weapons/wind_up_1.ogg b/sound/weapons/wind_up_1.ogg
deleted file mode 100644
index 10881f04c9..0000000000
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diff --git a/sound/weapons/wind_up_2.ogg b/sound/weapons/wind_up_2.ogg
deleted file mode 100644
index 363ce83da7..0000000000
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diff --git a/sound/weapons/wind_up_3.ogg b/sound/weapons/wind_up_3.ogg
deleted file mode 100644
index 600abae2da..0000000000
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