diff --git a/_maps/map_files/BoxStation/BoxStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/BoxStation/BoxStation.dmm
index 3eeba6668a..9c20f84e7a 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/BoxStation/BoxStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/BoxStation/BoxStation.dmm
@@ -23473,7 +23473,6 @@
 /obj/machinery/computer/card{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/item/card/id/captains_spare,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/scrubbers/hidden,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/crew_quarters/heads/captain)
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm b/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm
index 097aa38fab..70fa1445e6 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm
@@ -51836,8 +51836,6 @@
 /area/crew_quarters/heads/captain/private)
 "cbf" = (
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/captains,
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest/capcarapace,
-/obj/item/clothing/head/caphat,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
 	dir = 6
 	},
@@ -52708,7 +52706,6 @@
 /obj/structure/window/reinforced{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/item/card/id/captains_spare,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/supply/hidden{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -170621,4 +170618,3 @@ aaa
 aaa
 aaa
 "}
-
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm
index e8537b432b..7bcb98e417 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm
@@ -28954,7 +28954,6 @@
 /obj/machinery/light_switch{
 	pixel_x = -28
 	},
-/obj/item/card/id/captains_spare,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/crew_quarters/heads/captain/private)
 "bji" = (
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/OmegaStation/OmegaStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/OmegaStation/OmegaStation.dmm
index c4f5177e20..340afb89dc 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/OmegaStation/OmegaStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/OmegaStation/OmegaStation.dmm
@@ -3013,7 +3013,6 @@
 "aga" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
 /obj/item/device/flashlight/lamp/green,
-/obj/item/card/id/captains_spare,
 /obj/item/toy/figure/captain,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet,
 /area/crew_quarters/heads/captain/private)
@@ -71264,9 +71263,9 @@ aZz
 baq
 bbl
 bbY
-bcP
+bbm
 bdM
-bcP
+bbm
 sKE
 bfv
 bfS
@@ -71521,9 +71520,9 @@ aZA
 bar
 bbm
 bbZ
-bcP
-bcP
-bcP
+bbm
+bbm
+bbm
 baj
 bfu
 bfu
@@ -81807,7 +81806,7 @@ aZl
 sPI
 bfP
 bgm
-bhh
+bhg
 bgm
 sKZ
 bjd
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/PubbyStation/PubbyStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/PubbyStation/PubbyStation.dmm
index 01c32123e6..affc670467 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/PubbyStation/PubbyStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/PubbyStation/PubbyStation.dmm
@@ -9098,7 +9098,6 @@
 /area/crew_quarters/heads/captain)
 "axU" = (
 /obj/machinery/computer/card,
-/obj/item/card/id/captains_spare,
 /obj/item/device/radio/intercom{
 	dir = 0;
 	name = "Station Intercom (General)";
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
index 2eae2a9fb9..2caa050309 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/security.dm
@@ -6,22 +6,22 @@
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/captains/PopulateContents()
 	..()
 	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/wintercoat/captain(src)
-	if(prob(50))
-		new /obj/item/storage/backpack/captain(src)
-	else
-		new /obj/item/storage/backpack/satchel/cap(src)
+	new /obj/item/storage/backpack/captain(src)
+	new /obj/item/storage/backpack/satchel/cap(src)
+	new /obj/item/storage/backpack/duffelbag/captain(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/neck/cloak/cap(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/neck/petcollar(src)
 	new /obj/item/pet_carrier(src)
-	new /obj/item/storage/backpack/duffelbag/captain(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/head/crown/fancy(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/captunic(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/under/captainparade(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/head/caphat/parade(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/captain(src)
-	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest/capcarapace/alt(src)
-	new /obj/item/cartridge/captain(src)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sneakers/brown(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/captain(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest/capcarapace(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/caphat(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/under/captainparade(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest/capcarapace/alt(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/caphat/parade(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/suit/captunic(src)
+	new /obj/item/clothing/head/crown/fancy(src)
+	new /obj/item/cartridge/captain(src)
 	new /obj/item/storage/box/silver_ids(src)
 	new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain/alt(src)
 	new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(src)
@@ -31,6 +31,7 @@
 	new /obj/item/storage/belt/sabre(src)
 	new /obj/item/gun/energy/e_gun(src)
 	new /obj/item/door_remote/captain(src)
+	new /obj/item/card/id/captains_spare(src)
 
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/hop
 	name = "\proper head of personnel's locker"