diff --git a/code/_globalvars/lists/names.dm b/code/_globalvars/lists/names.dm
index d5b2d222dd..ad5e18d3f7 100644
--- a/code/_globalvars/lists/names.dm
+++ b/code/_globalvars/lists/names.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(megacarp_first_names, world.file2list("strings/names/megacarp1.
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(megacarp_last_names, world.file2list("strings/names/megacarp2.txt"))
 
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(verbs, world.file2list("strings/names/verbs.txt"))
+GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ing_verbs, world.file2list("strings/names/ing_verbs.txt"))
+GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(adverbs, world.file2list("strings/names/adverbs.txt"))
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(adjectives, world.file2list("strings/names/adjectives.txt"))
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(dream_strings, world.file2list("strings/dreamstrings.txt"))
 //loaded on startup because of "
diff --git a/code/modules/flufftext/Dreaming.dm b/code/modules/flufftext/Dreaming.dm
index bfbad559e1..e3c69f567e 100644
--- a/code/modules/flufftext/Dreaming.dm
+++ b/code/modules/flufftext/Dreaming.dm
@@ -1,22 +1,61 @@
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/dream()
-	set waitfor = 0
-	var/list/dreams = GLOB.dream_strings.Copy()
-	for(var/obj/item/bedsheet/sheet in loc)
-		dreams += sheet.dream_messages
-	var/list/dream_images = list()
-	for(var/i in 1 to rand(3, rand(5, 10)))
-		dream_images += pick_n_take(dreams)
-		dreaming++
-	for(var/i in 1 to dream_images.len)
-		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/experience_dream, dream_images[i]), ((i - 1) * rand(30,60)))
-	return 1
-
 /mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_dreams()
-	if(prob(5) && !dreaming)
+	if(prob(10) && !dreaming)
 		dream()
 
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/experience_dream(dream_image)
-	dreaming--
-	if(stat != UNCONSCIOUS || InCritical())
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/dream()
+	set waitfor = FALSE
+	var/list/dream_fragments = list()
+	var/fragment = ""
+
+	dream_fragments += "you see"
+
+	//Subject
+	fragment += pick(GLOB.dream_strings)
+	if(prob(50))
+		fragment = replacetext(fragment, "%ADJECTIVE%", pick(GLOB.adjectives))
+	else
+		fragment = replacetext(fragment, "%ADJECTIVE% ", "")
+	if(findtext(fragment, "%A% "))
+		fragment = "\a [replacetext(fragment, "%A% ", "")]"
+	dream_fragments += fragment
+
+	//Verb
+	fragment = ""
+	if(prob(50))
+		if(prob(35))
+			fragment += "[pick(GLOB.adverbs)] "
+		fragment += pick(GLOB.ing_verbs)
+	else
+		fragment += "will "
+		fragment += pick(GLOB.verbs)
+	dream_fragments += fragment
+
+	if(prob(25))
+		dream_sequence(dream_fragments)
 		return
-	to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'><i>... [dream_image] ...</i></span>")
+
+	//Object
+	fragment = ""
+	fragment += pick(GLOB.dream_strings)
+	if(prob(50))
+		fragment = replacetext(fragment, "%ADJECTIVE%", pick(GLOB.adjectives))
+	else
+		fragment = replacetext(fragment, "%ADJECTIVE% ", "")
+	if(findtext(fragment, "%A% "))
+		fragment = "\a [replacetext(fragment, "%A% ", "")]"
+	dream_fragments += fragment
+
+	dreaming = TRUE
+	dream_sequence(dream_fragments)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/dream_sequence(list/dream_fragments)
+	if(stat != UNCONSCIOUS || InCritical())
+		dreaming = FALSE
+		return
+	var/next_message = dream_fragments[1]
+	dream_fragments.Cut(1,2)
+	to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'><i>... [next_message] ...</i></span>")
+	if(LAZYLEN(dream_fragments))
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/dream_sequence, dream_fragments), rand(10,30))
+	else
+		dreaming = FALSE
diff --git a/strings/dreamstrings.txt b/strings/dreamstrings.txt
index 72e0fe3764..3af4872b6c 100644
--- a/strings/dreamstrings.txt
+++ b/strings/dreamstrings.txt
@@ -1,61 +1,44 @@
-a familiar face
-a crewmember
-a security officer
-a doctor
-an engineer
-a miner
-a slime
-an alien
-a traitor
-an ally
-a scientist
-a monkey
-a loved one
-a monster
-the captain
-a hat
-an ID card
-a bottle
-a toolbox
-a gun
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% familiar face
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% crewmember
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% security officer
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% doctor
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% engineer
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% miner
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% slime
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% alien
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% traitor
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% ally
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% scientist
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% monkey
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% loved one
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% monster
+the %ADJECTIVE% captain
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% hat
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% ID card
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% bottle
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% toolbox
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% gun
 the sun
 the engine
 the station
-a planet
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% planet
 the medical bay
-the bridge
-the brig
-a shuttle
-a laboratory
+the %ADJECTIVE% bridge
+the %ADJECTIVE% brig
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% shuttle
+%A% %ADJECTIVE% laboratory
 Nanotrasen
 the Syndicate
 the Wizard Federation
-blood
-plasma
-air
-warmth
-freezing
-wind
-darkness
-light
-life
-death
-blinking lights
-healing
-power
-respect
-riches
-space
-time
-deep space
-a crash
-a catastrophe
-happiness
-pride
-a fall
+%ADJECTIVE% blood
+%ADJECTIVE% plasma
+%ADJECTIVE% wind
+%ADJECTIVE% darkness
+%ADJECTIVE% light
+%ADJECTIVE% death
+%ADJECTIVE% blinking lights
+%ADJECTIVE% power
+%ADJECTIVE% riches
 water
-flames
-ice
-melons
-flying
-voices from all around
\ No newline at end of file
+%ADJECTIVE% flames
+some %ADJECTIVE% melons
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/strings/names/adverbs.txt b/strings/names/adverbs.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..89153ff106
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/names/adverbs.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,135 @@
+accidentally
+angrily
+annually
+anxiously
+awkwardly
+badly
+blindly
+boastfully
+boldly
+bravely
+briefly
+brightly
+busily
+calmly
+carefully
+carelessly
+cautiously
+cheerfully
+clearly
+correctly
+courageously
+crossly
+cruelly
+daily
+defiantly
+deliberately
+doubtfully
+easily
+elegantly
+enormously
+enthusiastically
+equally
+eventually
+exactly
+faithfully
+fatally
+fiercely
+fondly
+foolishly
+fortunately
+frantically
+gently
+gladly
+gracefully
+greedily
+happily
+hastily
+honestly
+hourly
+hungrily
+innocently
+inquisitively
+irritably
+irritatingly
+joyously
+justly
+kindly
+laughingly
+lazily
+loosely
+loudly
+madly
+merrily
+monthly
+mortally
+mysteriously
+nakedly
+nearly
+neatly
+nervously
+never
+noisily
+obediently
+obnoxiously
+obnoxiously
+often
+painfully
+perfectly
+politely
+poorly
+powerfully
+promptly
+punctually
+quickly
+quietly
+rapidly
+rarely
+really
+recklessly
+regularly
+reluctantly
+repeatedly
+rightfully
+roughly
+rudely
+sadly
+safely
+seldom
+selfishly
+seriously
+shakily
+sharply
+shrilly
+shyly
+silently
+sleepily
+slowly
+smoothly
+softly
+solemnly
+sometimes
+soon
+speedily
+stealthily
+sternly
+successfully
+suddenly
+suspiciously
+swiftly
+tenderly
+tensely
+thoughtfully
+tightly
+tomorrow
+truthfully
+underhandedly
+unexpectedly
+victoriously
+violently
+vivaciously
+warmly
+weakly
+wearily
+wildly
+yearly
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/strings/names/ing_verbs.txt b/strings/names/ing_verbs.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..5869e8a170
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/names/ing_verbs.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,929 @@
+abiding
+acceding
+accelerating
+accepting
+accomplishing
+achieving
+acquiring
+activating
+adapting
+adding
+addressing
+administering
+admiring
+admitting
+adopting
+advising
+affording
+agreeing
+alerting
+alighting
+allowing
+altering
+amusing
+analyzing
+announcing
+annoying
+answering
+apologizing
+appearing
+applauding
+appointing
+appraising
+appreciating
+approving
+arbitrating
+arguing
+arising
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+arresting
+arriving
+ascertaining
+asking
+assembling
+assessing
+assisting
+assuring
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+attacking
+attaining
+attempting
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+baking
+balancing
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+banning
+barring
+bathing
+bating
+battling
+beaming
+bearing
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+begging
+beginning
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+beholding
+being
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+besetting
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+binding
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+bleaching
+bleeding
+blessing
+blinding
+blinking
+blotting
+blowing
+blushing
+boasting
+boiling
+bombing
+booking
+boring
+borrowing
+bouncing
+bowing
+boxing
+braking
+breaking
+breathing
+breeding
+broadcasting
+bruising
+brushing
+budgeting
+building
+bumping
+burning
+bursting
+burying
+busting
+buying
+buzzing
+calculating
+calling
+camping
+caring
+carrying
+carving
+casting
+cataloging
+catching
+causing
+challenging
+changing
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+chasing
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+checking
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+chopping
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+clinging
+clipping
+closing
+clothing
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+collecting
+coloring
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+commanding
+communicating
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+dissecting
+distributing
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+dividing
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+doubling
+doubting
+drafting
+dragging
+draining
+dramatizing
+drawing
+dreaming
+dressing
+drinking
+dripping
+driving
+dropping
+drowning
+drumming
+drying
+dwelling
+earning
+eating
+editing
+educating
+eliminating
+embarrassing
+employing
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+engineering
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+finalizing
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+fixing
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+flashing
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+grinning
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+groaning
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+handwriting
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+holding
+hooking
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+hugging
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+implementing
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+improving
+improvising
+including
+increasing
+inducing
+informing
+initiating
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+inputing
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+installing
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+instructing
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+intensifying
+interesting
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+inventorying
+investigating
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+jailing
+jamming
+jogging
+joining
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+judging
+juggling
+jumping
+justifying
+keeping
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+knocking
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+laughing
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+leaning
+learning
+leaving
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+lending
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+leveling
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+listing
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+loading
+locking
+logging
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+manipulating
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+mapping
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+marketing
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+matching
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+mugging
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+ranking
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+rushing
+sacking
+satisfying
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+scaring
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+scheduling
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+scorching
+scraping
+scratching
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+screwing
+scribbling
+scrubbing
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+selling
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+separating
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+serving
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+settling
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+shaking
+shaping
+sharing
+shearing
+shedding
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+shivering
+shocking
+shoeing
+shooting
+shopping
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+shrugging
+shutting
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+signing
+simplifying
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+sinking
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+sketching
+skiing
+skipping
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+smoking
+snatching
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+snoring
+snowing
+soaking
+solving
+soothing
+soothsaying
+sorting
+sowing
+sparing
+sparking
+sparkling
+speaking
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+spelling
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+spilling
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+splitting
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+squashing
+squeaking
+squealing
+squeezing
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+stamping
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+staring
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+stealing
+stepping
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+stinging
+stinking
+stirring
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+striving
+structuring
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+subtracting
+sucking
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+suggesting
+summarizing
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+surprising
+surrounding
+suspecting
+suspending
+swearing
+sweating
+swelling
+swimming
+swinging
+symbolizing
+systemizing
+tabulating
+taking
+taming
+taping
+targeting
+tasting
+teaching
+teasing
+telephoning
+telling
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+testing
+thanking
+thriving
+thrusting
+ticking
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+tipping
+tiring
+touching
+touring
+towing
+tracing
+trading
+training
+transferring
+transforming
+transporting
+trapping
+treading
+treating
+tricking
+tripping
+trotting
+troubleshooting
+trusting
+trying
+tugging
+tumbling
+tutoring
+twisting
+tying
+typing
+undergoing
+understanding
+undressing
+unfastening
+unifying
+unlocking
+unpacking
+untidying
+updating
+upgrading
+upholding
+using
+utilizing
+verbalizing
+vexing
+visiting
+wailing
+waiting
+waking
+walking
+wandering
+wanting
+warming
+warning
+washing
+watching
+watering
+wearing
+weighing
+welcoming
+wending
+wetting
+whirling
+whispering
+winding
+winking
+wiping
+wishing
+withholding
+withstanding
+wobbling
+wondering
+working
+worrying
+wrapping
+wrecking
+wrestling
+wriggling
+wringing
+writing
+x-raying
+yawning
+yelling
+zipping
+zooming
\ No newline at end of file