diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm b/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
index 0e971d4ced..8f48e90068 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
@@ -32,82 +32,6 @@
 
 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
 
-/datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger
-	id = "breast_enlarger"
-	alert_type = null
-	var/moveCalc = 1
-	var/cachedmoveCalc = 1
-	var/last_checked_size //used to prevent potential cpu waste from happening every tick.
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger/on_apply()//Removes clothes, they're too small to contain you. You belong to space now.
-	log_reagent("FERMICHEM: [owner]'s breasts has reached comical sizes. ID: [owner.key]")
-	return ..()
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger/tick()//If you try to wear clothes, you fail. Slows you down if you're comically huge
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
-	var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/B = H.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_BREASTS)
-	if(!B)
-		H.remove_status_effect(src)
-		return
-	moveCalc = 1+((round(B.cached_size) - 9)/3) //Afffects how fast you move, and how often you can click.
-
-	if(last_checked_size != B.cached_size)
-		H.add_or_update_variable_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/breast_hypertrophy, multiplicative_slowdown = moveCalc)
-
-	if (B.size == "huge")
-		if(prob(1))
-			to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>Your back is feeling sore.</span>")
-			var/target = H.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_CHEST)
-			H.apply_damage(0.1, BRUTE, target)
-	else
-		if(prob(1))
-			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>Your back is feeling a little sore.</span>")
-	last_checked_size = B.cached_size
-	..()
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger/on_remove()
-	log_reagent("FERMICHEM: [owner]'s breasts has reduced to an acceptable size. ID: [owner.key]")
-	to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>Your expansive chest has become a more managable size, liberating your movements.</b></span>")
-	owner.remove_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/breast_hypertrophy)
-	return ..()
-
-////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/penis_enlarger
-	id = "penis_enlarger"
-	alert_type = null
-	var/bloodCalc
-	var/moveCalc
-	var/last_checked_size //used to prevent potential cpu waste, just like the above.
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/penis_enlarger/on_apply()//Removes clothes, they're too small to contain you. You belong to space now.
-	log_reagent("FERMICHEM: [owner]'s dick has reached comical sizes. ID: [owner.key]")
-	return ..()
-
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/penis_enlarger/tick()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
-	var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = H.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_PENIS)
-	if(!P)
-		owner.remove_status_effect(src)
-		return
-	moveCalc = 1+((round(P.length) - 21)/3) //effects how fast you can move
-	bloodCalc = 1+((round(P.length) - 21)/15) //effects how much blood you need (I didn' bother adding an arousal check because I'm spending too much time on this organ already.)
-	if(P.length < 22 && H.has_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/penis_hypertrophy))
-		to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>Your rascally willy has become a more managable size, liberating your movements.</b></span>")
-		H.remove_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/penis_hypertrophy)
-	else if(P.length >= 22 && !H.has_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/penis_hypertrophy))
-		to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your indulgent johnson is so substantial, it's taking all your blood and affecting your movements!</b></span>")
-		H.add_or_update_variable_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/penis_hypertrophy, multiplicative_slowdown = moveCalc)
-	H.AdjustBloodVol(bloodCalc)
-	..()
-
-/datum/status_effect/chem/penis_enlarger/on_remove()
-	log_reagent("FERMICHEM: [owner]'s dick has reduced to an acceptable size. ID: [owner.key]")
-	owner.remove_movespeed_modifier(/datum/movespeed_modifier/status_effect/penis_hypertrophy)
-	owner.ResetBloodVol()
-	return ..()
-
 ///////////////////////////////////////////////
 //			Astral INSURANCE
 ///////////////////////////////////////////////