diff --git a/code/datums/wounds/slash.dm b/code/datums/wounds/slash.dm
index 5fef49653f..9044835272 100644
--- a/code/datums/wounds/slash.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wounds/slash.dm
@@ -253,8 +253,8 @@
 	occur_text = "is cut open, slowly leaking blood"
 	sound_effect = 'sound/effects/wounds/blood1.ogg'
 	severity = WOUND_SEVERITY_MODERATE
-	initial_flow = 2
-	minimum_flow = 0.5
+	initial_flow = 1.5
+	minimum_flow = 0.375
 	max_per_type = 3
 	clot_rate = 0.12
 	threshold_minimum = 30
@@ -270,8 +270,8 @@
 	occur_text = "is ripped open, veins spurting blood"
 	sound_effect = 'sound/effects/wounds/blood2.ogg'
 	severity = WOUND_SEVERITY_SEVERE
-	initial_flow = 3.25
-	minimum_flow = 2.75
+	initial_flow = 2.4375
+	minimum_flow = 2.0625
 	clot_rate = 0.07
 	max_per_type = 4
 	threshold_minimum = 60
@@ -288,8 +288,8 @@
 	occur_text = "is torn open, spraying blood wildly"
 	sound_effect = 'sound/effects/wounds/blood3.ogg'
 	severity = WOUND_SEVERITY_CRITICAL
-	initial_flow = 4.25
-	minimum_flow = 4
+	initial_flow = 3.1875
+	minimum_flow = 3
 	clot_rate = -0.05 // critical cuts actively get worse instead of better
 	max_per_type = 5
 	threshold_minimum = 90
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/blood.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/blood.dm
index 7ef8d6017c..cf1a158fc5 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/blood.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/blood.dm
@@ -62,11 +62,6 @@
 		//Effects of bloodloss
 		var/word = pick("dizzy","woozy","faint")
 		switch(blood_volume)
-			if(BLOOD_VOLUME_EXCESS to BLOOD_VOLUME_MAX_LETHAL)
-				if(prob(15))
-					to_chat(src, "<span class='userdanger'>Blood starts to tear your skin apart. You're going to burst!</span>")
-					adjustBruteLoss(15)
-					bleed(20)
 			if(BLOOD_VOLUME_MAXIMUM to BLOOD_VOLUME_EXCESS)
 				if(prob(10))
 					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You feel terribly bloated.</span>")