diff --git a/code/modules/language/language_holder.dm b/code/modules/language/language_holder.dm
index 219d8dc184..2ad1bb762b 100644
--- a/code/modules/language/language_holder.dm
+++ b/code/modules/language/language_holder.dm
@@ -312,12 +312,14 @@ Key procs
 								/datum/language/machine = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM),
 								/datum/language/draconic = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM),
 								/datum/language/slime = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM),
-								/datum/language/dwarf = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM))
+								/datum/language/dwarf = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM),
+								/datum/language/neokanji = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM))
 	spoken_languages = list(/datum/language/common = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM),
 							/datum/language/machine = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM),
 							/datum/language/draconic = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM),
 							/datum/language/slime = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM),
-							/datum/language/dwarf = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM))
+							/datum/language/dwarf = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM),
+							/datum/language/neokanji = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM))
 
 /datum/language_holder/venus
 	understood_languages = list(/datum/language/common = list(LANGUAGE_ATOM),
diff --git a/code/modules/language/neokanji.dm b/code/modules/language/neokanji.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..bfd7face5b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/language/neokanji.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+/datum/language/neokanji
+	name = "Neo-Kanji"
+	desc = "A bastardized mixture of many old Earth asian dialects. Famously known as the official language of the spider clan."
+	speech_verb = "proclaims"
+	ask_verb = "queries"
+	exclaim_verb = "declares"
+	whisper_verb = "hushes"
+	key = "k"
+	space_chance = 40
+	default_priority = 94
+	flags = TONGUELESS_SPEECH
+	chooseable_roundstart = TRUE
+	syllables = list("ka", "ki", "ku", "ke", "ko", "ta",
+					"chi", "tsu", "te", "to", "sa", "shi",
+					"su", "se", "so", "na","ni","nu","ne",
+					"no","n","ha","hi","fu","he","ho","ma",
+					"mi","mu","me","mo","ya","yu","yo","ra",
+					"ri","ru","re","ro","wa","wo", "an", "ang",
+					"ao", "ba", "bai", "ban", "bang", "bao",
+					"bei", "beng", "chuai", "xing", "xong", "zhao",
+					"zhong", "xil", "ping", "dang", "guang", "guan",
+					"jing", "jiao", "kung", "fu", "lo", "wang",
+					"liu", "ling", "mang", "nong", "peng", "qiong",
+					"san","tiao", "wan","xiong", "men")
+	icon_state = "neokanji"
diff --git a/code/modules/ninja/outfit.dm b/code/modules/ninja/outfit.dm
index a6faa9a3d5..ca740d9ad7 100644
--- a/code/modules/ninja/outfit.dm
+++ b/code/modules/ninja/outfit.dm
@@ -21,3 +21,6 @@
 		var/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/space_ninja/S = H.wear_suit
 		if(istype(H.belt, belt))
 			S.energyKatana = H.belt
+	H.grant_language(/datum/language/neokanji)
+	var/datum/language_holder/LH = H.get_language_holder()
+	LH.selected_language = /datum/language/neokanji
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm
index 7cba3d358a..833fd5bc94 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm
@@ -26,6 +26,7 @@
 		/datum/language/vampiric,
 		/datum/language/dwarf,
 		/datum/language/signlanguage,
+		/datum/language/neokanji,
 	))
 	healing_factor = STANDARD_ORGAN_HEALING*5 //Fast!!
 	decay_factor = STANDARD_ORGAN_DECAY/2
@@ -253,7 +254,8 @@
 		/datum/language/beachbum,
 		/datum/language/aphasia,
 		/datum/language/sylvan,
-		/datum/language/voltaic
+		/datum/language/voltaic,
+		/datum/language/neokanji,
 	))
 
 /obj/item/organ/tongue/ethereal/Initialize(mapload)
diff --git a/icons/misc/language.dmi b/icons/misc/language.dmi
index a33f914885..b24e9871c3 100644
Binary files a/icons/misc/language.dmi and b/icons/misc/language.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 86814261c5..83d497b2f8 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -2423,6 +2423,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\language\monkey.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\mushroom.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\narsian.dm"
+#include "code\modules\language\neokanji.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\ratvarian.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\signlanguage.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\slime.dm"