diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/objects/clothes.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/objects/clothes.dm
index f925c229a3..708f1f59f8 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/objects/clothes.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/objects/clothes.dm
@@ -64,42 +64,6 @@
 	else
 		message += "\" and tips their hat. \"[pick("Yeehaw!", "Boy howdy.", "Darn tootin'.", "Well don't that beat all.", "Whoooowee, would ya look at that!", "Whoooowee! Makin' bacon!", "Cream Gravy!", "Yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kayoh!", "Move 'em out!", "Giddy up!")]"
 	speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = trim(message)
-	/*
-	if(message[1] != "*")
-		message = " [message]"
-		var/list/french_words = strings("french_replacement.json", "french")
-
-		for(var/key in french_words)
-			var/value = french_words[key]
-			if(islist(value))
-				value = pick(value)
-
-			message = replacetextEx(message, " [uppertext(key)]", " [uppertext(value)]")
-			message = replacetextEx(message, " [capitalize(key)]", " [capitalize(value)]")
-			message = replacetextEx(message, " [key]", " [value]")
-
-		if(prob(3))
-			message += pick(" Honh honh honh!"," Honh!"," Zut Alors!")
-	speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = trim(message)
-	*/
-/*
-/obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/speechModification(message, /mob/living/carbon/C)
-	..()
-	var/mob/living/carbon/C = get_wearer()//user
-	var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T = C.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_TONGUE)
-	if (T.name == "fluffy tongue")
-		if(prob(0.01))
-			message += "\" and tips their hat. \"swpy's sappin' my chem dispwencer uwu!!"
-			return message
-		message += "\" and tips their hat. \"[pick("weehaw!", "bwoy howdy.", "dawn tuutin'.", "weww don't that beat aww.", "whoooowee, wouwd ya wook at that!", "whoooowee! makin' bwacon!", "cweam gwavy!", "yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kwayoh!", "mwove 'em uut!", "gwiddy up!")]"
-		return message
-	if(prob(0.01))
-		message += "\" and tips their hat. \"Spy's sappin' my chem dispenser!"//How did I not think of this earlier
-		message_admins("I really appreciate all the hard work you put into adminning citadel, I hope you're all having a good day and I hope this hidden and rare message admins brightens up your day.")
-		return message
-	message += "\" and tips their hat. \"[pick("Yeehaw!", "Boy howdy.", "Darn tootin'.", "Well don't that beat all.", "Whoooowee, would ya look at that!", "Whoooowee! Makin' bacon!", "Cream Gravy!", "Yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kayoh!", "Move 'em out!", "Giddy up!")]"
-	return message
-*/
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/proc/get_wearer()
 	return loc