diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/zombie.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/zombie.dm
index 21c2d4804a..7d89941687 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/zombie.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/zombie.dm
@@ -55,4 +55,28 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/zombie/drop_loot()
 	. = ..()
 	corpse.forceMove(drop_location())
-	corpse.create()
\ No newline at end of file
+	corpse.create()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/unemployedclone
+	name = "Failed clone"
+	desc = "Somebody failed chemistry."
+	icon = 'icons/mob/human.dmi'
+	icon_state = "husk"
+	icon_living = "husk"
+	icon_dead = "husk"
+	mob_biotypes = list(MOB_ORGANIC, MOB_HUMANOID)
+	speak_chance = 0
+	stat_attack = UNCONSCIOUS //braains
+	maxHealth = 100
+	health = 100
+	harm_intent_damage = 5
+	melee_damage_lower = 21
+	melee_damage_upper = 21
+	attacktext = "bites"
+	attack_sound = 'sound/hallucinations/growl1.ogg'
+	a_intent = INTENT_HARM
+	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 0, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
+	minbodytemp = 0
+	spacewalk = FALSE
+	status_flags = CANPUSH
+	del_on_death = 0
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/holder.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/holder.dm
index 96e8c5fa1b..fc0b15804f 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/holder.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/holder.dm
@@ -347,7 +347,7 @@ im
 /datum/reagents/proc/beaker_check(atom/A)
 	if(istype(A, /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/meta))
 		return
-	else if(istype(A, /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/plastic))
+	if((A.type == /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/plastic))
 		if(chem_temp > 444)//assuming polypropylene
 			var/list/seen = viewers(5, get_turf(A))
 			var/iconhtml = icon2html(A, seen)
@@ -471,9 +471,6 @@ im
 			var/special_react_result = selected_reaction.check_special_react(src)
 			var/list/multiplier = INFINITY //Wat
 
-			for(var/B in cached_required_reagents) //
-				//multiplier = min(multiplier, round(get_reagent_amount(B) / cached_required_reagents[B]))//a simple one over the other? (Is this for multiplying end product? Useful for toxinsludge buildup)
-				multiplier = min(multiplier, (get_reagent_amount(B) / cached_required_reagents[B]))//a simple one over the other? (Is this for multiplying end product? Useful for toxinsludge buildup)
 			//Splits reactions into two types; FermiChem is advanced reaction mechanics, Other is default reaction.
 			//FermiChem relies on two additional properties; pH and impurity
 			//Temperature plays into a larger role too.
@@ -483,28 +480,28 @@ im
 
 			if (C.FermiChem == TRUE && !continue_reacting)
 				message_admins("FermiChem Proc'd")
-
+				for(var/B in cached_required_reagents)
+					multiplier = min(multiplier, round((get_reagent_amount(B) / cached_required_reagents[B]), 0.01))
 				for(var/P in selected_reaction.results)
 					targetVol = cached_results[P]*multiplier
+
 					//message_admins("FermiChem target volume: [targetVol]")
 
-				if ((chem_temp > C.OptimalTempMin) && (pH > (C.OptimalpHMin - C.ReactpHLim)) && (pH < (C.OptimalpHMax + C.ReactpHLim)))//To prevent pointless reactions
-					//if (reactedVol < targetVol)
-					if (fermiIsReacting == TRUE)
-						return 0
-					else
-						//reactedVol = FermiReact(selected_reaction, chem_temp, pH, multiplier, reactedVol, targetVol, cached_required_reagents, cached_results)
-						//selected_reaction.on_reaction(src, my_atom, multiplier)
-						START_PROCESSING(SSprocessing, src)
-						//message_admins("FermiChem processing started")
-						selected_reaction.on_reaction(src, my_atom, multiplier)
-						fermiIsReacting = TRUE
-						fermiReactID = selected_reaction
-						reaction_occurred = 1
-					//else
-					//	fermiIsReacting = FALSE
-					//	STOP_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
-				else if	(chem_temp > C.ExplodeTemp)
+				if( (chem_temp <= C.ExplodeTemp) && (chem_temp >= C.OptimalTempMin))
+					if( (pH >= (C.OptimalpHMin - C.ReactpHLim)) && (pH <= (C.OptimalpHMax + C.ReactpHLim)) )//To prevent pointless reactions
+						//if (reactedVol < targetVol)
+						if (fermiIsReacting == TRUE)
+							return 0
+						else
+							//reactedVol = FermiReact(selected_reaction, chem_temp, pH, multiplier, reactedVol, targetVol, cached_required_reagents, cached_results)
+							//selected_reaction.on_reaction(src, my_atom, multiplier)
+							START_PROCESSING(SSprocessing, src)
+							//message_admins("FermiChem processing started")
+							selected_reaction.on_reaction(src, my_atom, multiplier)
+							fermiIsReacting = TRUE
+							fermiReactID = selected_reaction
+							reaction_occurred = 1
+				if (chem_temp > C.ExplodeTemp)
 					var/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/Ferm = selected_reaction
 					Ferm.FermiExplode(src, my_atom, volume = total_volume, temp = chem_temp, pH = pH)
 					return 0
@@ -518,7 +515,7 @@ im
 			else
 
 				for(var/B in cached_required_reagents) //
-					multiplier = min(multiplier, round(get_reagent_amount(B) / cached_required_reagents[B]))//a simple one over the other? (Is this for multiplying end product? Useful for toxinsludge buildup)
+					multiplier = min(multiplier, round((get_reagent_amount(B) / cached_required_reagents[B]), 0.01))//a simple one over the other? (Is this for multiplying end product? Useful for toxinsludge buildup)
 
 				for(var/B in cached_required_reagents)
 					remove_reagent(B, (multiplier * cached_required_reagents[B]), safety = 1)//safety? removes reagents from beaker using remove function.
@@ -566,8 +563,9 @@ im
 
 	//message_admins("updating targetVol from [targetVol]")
 	for(var/B in cached_required_reagents) //
-		multiplier = min(multiplier, round(get_reagent_amount(B) / cached_required_reagents[B]))
-		multiplier*=10
+		multiplier = min(multiplier, round((get_reagent_amount(B) / cached_required_reagents[B]), 0.01))
+		message_admins("Multi:[multiplier],( reag ammount:[get_reagent_amount(B)] / req reag:[cached_required_reagents[B]]")
+		//multiplier*=10
 	if (multiplier == 0)
 		STOP_PROCESSING(SSprocessing, src)
 		fermiIsReacting = FALSE
@@ -671,10 +669,6 @@ im
 		//TODO Strong acids eat glass, make it so you NEED plastic beakers for superacids(for some reactions)
 		//message_admins("pH is lover limit, cur pH: [pH]")
 
-	if (purity < C.PurityMin)//If purity is below the min, blow it up.
-		C.FermiExplode(src, my_atom, (reactedVol+targetVol), cached_temp, pH)
-		return
-
 	//For now, purity is handled elsewhere
 
 	//Calculate DeltapH (Deviation of pH from optimal)
@@ -738,8 +732,6 @@ im
 	*/
 	//message_admins("cached_results: [cached_results], reactedVol: [reactedVol], stepChemAmmount [stepChemAmmount]")
 
-
-
 	for(var/B in cached_required_reagents)
 		//message_admins("cached_required_reagents(B): [cached_required_reagents[B]], reactedVol: [reactedVol], base stepChemAmmount [stepChemAmmount]")
 		remove_reagent(B, (stepChemAmmount * cached_required_reagents[B]), safety = 1)//safety? removes reagents from beaker using remove function.
@@ -749,20 +741,21 @@ im
 		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "chemical_reaction", cached_results[P]*stepChemAmmount, P)//log
 		add_reagent(P, cached_results[P]*(stepChemAmmount), null, cached_temp, purity)//add reagent function!! I THINK I can do this:
 	//Above should reduce yeild based on holder purity.
+	//Purity Check
+		for(var/datum/reagent/R in my_atom.reagents.reagent_list)
+			if(P == R.id)
+				if (R.purity < C.PurityMin)//If purity is below the min, blow it up.
+					C.FermiExplode(src, my_atom, (reactedVol+targetVol), cached_temp, pH)
+					return
+
+	C.FermiCreate(src)//proc that calls when step is done
 
-	C.FermiCreate(src)
-	//message_admins("purity: [purity], purity of beaker")
-	//message_admins("Temp before change: [chem_temp], pH after change: [pH]")
 	//Apply pH changes and thermal output of reaction to beaker
 	chem_temp = round(cached_temp + (C.ThermicConstant * stepChemAmmount)) //Why won't you update!!!
-	//adjust_thermal_energy((cached_temp*(C.ThermicConstant * stepChemAmmount *100)), 0, 1500) //(J, min_temp = 2.7, max_temp = 1000)
 	pH += (C.HIonRelease * stepChemAmmount)
-	//message_admins("Temp after change: [chem_temp], pH after change: [pH]")
-
-
+	//keep track of the current reacted amount
 	reactedVol = reactedVol + stepChemAmmount
-
-
+	//return said amount to compare for next step.
 	return (reactedVol)
 
 /datum/reagents/proc/reactant_purity(var/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/C, holder)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass.dm
index 73b221866d..14323c405f 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass.dm
@@ -108,7 +108,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker
 	name = "beaker"
-	desc = "A beaker. It can hold up to 50 units."
+	desc = "A beaker. It can hold up to 50 units. Unable to withstand extreme pHes"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
 	icon_state = "beaker"
 	item_state = "beaker"
@@ -152,13 +152,13 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/jar
 	name = "honey jar"
-	desc = "A jar for honey. It can hold up to 50 units of sweet delight."
+	desc = "A jar for honey. It can hold up to 50 units of sweet delight. Unable to withstand reagents of an extreme pH."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
 	icon_state = "vapour"
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/large
 	name = "large beaker"
-	desc = "A large beaker. Can hold up to 100 units."
+	desc = "A large beaker. Can hold up to 100 units. Unable to withstand reagents of an extreme pH."
 	icon_state = "beakerlarge"
 	materials = list(MAT_GLASS=2500)
 	volume = 100
@@ -181,7 +181,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/meta
 	name = "metamaterial beaker"
-	desc = "A large beaker. Can hold up to 200 units."
+	desc = "A large beaker. Can hold up to 200 units. Is able to withstand all chemical situations."
 	icon_state = "beakergold"
 	materials = list(MAT_GLASS=2500, MAT_PLASTIC=3000, MAT_GOLD=1000, MAT_TITANIUM=1000)
 	volume = 200
@@ -205,7 +205,7 @@
 	name = "bluespace beaker"
 	desc = "A bluespace beaker, powered by experimental bluespace technology \
 		and Element Cuban combined with the Compound Pete. Can hold up to \
-		300 units."
+		300 units. Unable to withstand reagents of an extreme pH."
 	icon_state = "beakerbluespace"
 	materials = list(MAT_GLASS=3000)
 	volume = 300
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm b/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
index 8008c4a422..999b345caa 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
@@ -45,6 +45,7 @@
 	id = "BElarger"
 	alert_type = null
 	var/moveCalc = 1
+	var/cachedmoveCalc = 1
 	//var/breast_values 		= list ("a" =  1, "b" = 2, "c" = 3, "d" = 4, "e" = 5, "f" = 6, "g" = 7, "h" = 8, "i" = 9, "j" = 10, "k" = 11, "l" = 12, "m" = 13, "n" = 14, "o" = 15, "huge" = 16, "flat" = 0)
 	//var/list/items = list()
 	//var/items = o.get_contents()
@@ -71,7 +72,7 @@
 	moveCalc = 1+((round(B.cached_size) - 9)/5) //Afffects how fast you move, and how often you can click.
 	if(!B)
 		o.remove_movespeed_modifier("megamilk")
-		o.next_move_modifier /= moveCalc
+		sizeMoveMod(1)
 		owner.remove_status_effect(src)
 	var/items = o.get_contents()
 	for(var/obj/item/W in items)
@@ -86,14 +87,14 @@
 			o.apply_damage(0.1, BRUTE, target)
 		if(!B.cached_size == B.breast_values[B.prev_size])
 			o.add_movespeed_modifier("megamilk", TRUE, 100, NONE, override = TRUE, multiplicative_slowdown = moveCalc)
-			o.next_move_modifier *= moveCalc
+			sizeMoveMod(moveCalc)
 		return ..()
 	else if (B.breast_values[B.size] > B.breast_values[B.prev_size])
 		o.add_movespeed_modifier("megamilk", TRUE, 100, NONE, override = TRUE, multiplicative_slowdown = moveCalc)
-		o.next_move_modifier *= moveCalc
+		sizeMoveMod(moveCalc)
 	else if (B.breast_values[B.size] < B.breast_values[B.prev_size])
 		o.add_movespeed_modifier("megamilk", TRUE, 100, NONE, override = TRUE, multiplicative_slowdown = moveCalc)
-		o.next_move_modifier /= moveCalc
+		sizeMoveMod(moveCalc)
 	if((B.cached_size) < 16)
 		switch(round(B.cached_size))
 			if(9)
@@ -108,7 +109,14 @@
 
 /datum/status_effect/chem/BElarger/on_remove(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	owner.remove_movespeed_modifier("megamilk")
-	owner.next_move_modifier /= moveCalc
+	sizeMoveMod(1)
+
+/datum/status_effect/chem/BElarger/proc/sizeMoveMod(var/value)
+	if(cachedmoveCalc == value)
+		return
+	owner.next_move_modifier /= cachedmoveCalc
+	owner.next_move_modifier *= value
+	cachedmoveCalc = value
 
 
 /datum/status_effect/chem/PElarger
@@ -152,17 +160,17 @@
 		if(21)
 			to_chat(o, "<span class='notice'>Your rascally willy has become a more managable size, liberating your movements.</b></span>")
 			o.remove_movespeed_modifier("hugedick")
-			o.AdjustBloodVol(bloodCalc)
+			o.AdjustBloodVol(bloodCalc/2)
 		if(22 to INFINITY)
 			if(prob(2))
 				to_chat(o, "<span class='warning'>Your indulgent johnson is so substantial, it's taking all your blood and affecting your movements!</b></span>")
 			o.add_movespeed_modifier("hugedick", TRUE, 100, NONE, override = TRUE, multiplicative_slowdown = moveCalc)
-			o.AdjustBloodVol(bloodCalc)
+			o.AdjustBloodVol(bloodCalc/2)
 	..()
 
 /datum/status_effect/chem/PElarger/on_remove(mob/living/carbon/human/o)
 	owner.remove_movespeed_modifier("hugedick")
-	o.ResetBloodVol()
+	owner.ResetBloodVol()
 
 
 /*//////////////////////////////////////////
@@ -485,8 +493,6 @@
 
 			//Truth serum?
 			//adrenals?
-			//M.next_move_modifier *= 0.5
-			//M.adjustStaminaLoss(-5*REM)
 
 	//final tidying
 	resistanceTally  += deltaResist
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/datums/traits/positive.dm b/modular_citadel/code/datums/traits/positive.dm
index a0a8f2b020..59bb98d09c 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/datums/traits/positive.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/datums/traits/positive.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 /datum/quirk/BloodPressure
 	name = "Synthetic blood"
 	desc = "You've got a new form of synthetic blood that increases the total blood volume inside of you!"
-	value = 1
+	value = 0 //I honeslty dunno if this is a good trait? I just means you use more of medbays blood and make janitors madder.
 	mob_trait = TRAIT_HIGH_BLOOD
 	gain_text = "<span class='notice'>You feel full of blood!</span>"
 	lose_text = "<span class='notice'>You feel like your blood pressure went down.</span>"
@@ -11,4 +11,4 @@
 /datum/quirk/BloodPressure/add()
 	var/mob/living/M = quirk_holder
 	M.blood_ratio = 1.2
-	M.blood_volume += 100
+	M.blood_volume += 150
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
index 17eb332485..138e8bcf73 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
@@ -84,15 +84,15 @@
 //Allows breasts to grow and change size, with sprite changes too.
 //maximum wah
 //Comical sizes slow you down in movement and actions.
-//Rediculous sizes remove hands.
+//Rediculous sizes makes you more cumberson.
 //Should I turn someone with meter wide... assets into a blob?
 //this is far too lewd wah
 
 /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/update_size()//wah
-	//var/mob/living/carbon/human/o = owner
-	//var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/B = o.getorganslot("breasts")
-	//message_admins("Breast size at start: [size], [cached_size], [owner]")
-	if(cached_size < 0)//I don't actually know what round() does to negative numbers, so to be safe!!(Why does this runtime??)
+
+	if(!ishuman(owner) || !owner)
+		return
+	if(cached_size < 0)//I don't actually know what round() does to negative numbers, so to be safe!!(Why does this runtime??) - fixed
 		to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel your breasts shrinking away from your body as your chest flattens out.</b></span>")
 		src.Remove(owner)
 	switch(round(cached_size))
@@ -113,8 +113,7 @@
 				statuscheck = TRUE
 		if(16 to INFINITY) //if Rediculous
 			size = cached_size
-	//message_admins("1. [breast_values[size]] vs [breast_values[prev_size]] || [size] vs [prev_size]")
-	//message_admins("1. [prev_size] vs [breast_values[size]]")
+
 	if(round(cached_size) < 16)//Because byond doesn't count from 0, I have to do this.
 		if (prev_size == 0)
 			prev_size = "flat"
@@ -133,8 +132,9 @@
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
 			H.Force_update_genitals()
 		prev_size = size
-
+	/* for future use:
 	else if (cached_size >= 16)
 		if(size != "huge")
 			to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your breasts [pick("swell up to", "flourish into", "expand into", "burst forth into", "grow eagerly into", "amplify into")] a hefty [uppertext(size)]cm diameter bosom.</b></span>")// taking both of your hands to hold!.</b></span>")
 		size = "huge"
+	*/
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm
index fb5f7739f0..553b7983f0 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm
@@ -26,6 +26,8 @@
 
 /obj/item/organ/genital/penis/update_size()
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/o = owner
+	if(!ishuman(o) || !o)
+		return
 	if(cached_length < 0)//I don't actually know what round() does to negative numbers, so to be safe!!
 		var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = o.getorganslot("penis")
 		to_chat(o, "<span class='warning'>You feel your tallywacker shrinking away from your body as your groin flattens out!</b></span>")
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/fermi_reagents.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/fermi_reagents.dm
index 0a1e32eda7..5273022c2a 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/fermi_reagents.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/fermi_reagents.dm
@@ -379,28 +379,20 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 				playerClone =  TRUE
 				M.next_move_modifier = 1
 				M.nutrition -= 500
-				//reaction_mob(SM, )I forget what this is for
+
 				//Damage the clone
 				SM.blood_volume = (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*SM.blood_ratio)/2
 				SM.adjustCloneLoss(60, 0)
 				SM.setBrainLoss(40)
 				SM.nutrition = startHunger/2
-				//var/datum/reagents/SMR = SM
-				///datum/reagents
-				//var/mob/living/carbon/human has a holder, carbon does not
-				// You need to add to a holder.
-				// reagentS not reagent (?)
-				//SM.create_reagents()
 
-				//Really hacky way to deal with this stupid problem I have
+				//Really hacky way to deal with this stupid problem I have, and heal the clone. I think around 30u will make a healthy clone.
 				SM.reagents.add_reagent("SDGFheal", volume)
-				//holder.add_reagent("SDGFheal", volume)
 				M.reagents.remove_reagent(src.id, 999)
-				//SMR = locate(/datum/reagents in SM)
-				//holder.trans_to(SMR, volume)
 
 				//Give the new clone an idea of their character
 				//SHOULD print last 5 messages said by the original to the clones chatbox
+				//I don't think it works however.
 				var/list/say_log = M.logging[LOG_SAY]
 				var/recent_speech
 				if(LAZYLEN(say_log) > 5)
@@ -567,12 +559,11 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 				M.visible_message("[M] suddenly shudders, and splits into a funky smelling copy of themselves!")
 				M.emote("scream")
 				M.adjustToxLoss(30, 0)
-				var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/zombie/ZI = new(get_turf(M.loc))
+				var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/unemployedclone/ZI = new(get_turf(M.loc))
 				ZI.damage_coeff = list(BRUTE = ((1 / volume)**0.25) , BURN = ((1 / volume)**0.1), TOX = 1, CLONE = 1, STAMINA = 0, OXY = 1)
 				ZI.real_name = M.real_name//Give your offspring a big old kiss.
 				ZI.name = M.real_name
 				ZI.desc = "[M]'s clone, gone horribly wrong."
-				ZI.zombiejob = FALSE
 				//ZI.updateappearance(mutcolor_update=1)
 				M.reagents.remove_reagent(src.id, 20)
 			else//easier to deal with
@@ -631,7 +622,7 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 /datum/reagent/fermi/BElarger/on_mob_add(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!ishuman(M)) //The monkey clause
-		if(volume >= 10)
+		if(volume >= 15) //To prevent monkey breast farms
 			var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
 			var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/B = new /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts(T)
 			var/list/seen = viewers(8, T)
@@ -649,12 +640,12 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 	var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/B = H.getorganslot("breasts")
 	if(!B)
 		H.emergent_genital_call()
-		message_admins("No breasts found on init!")
+		//message_admins("No breasts found on init!")
 		return
 	var/sizeConv =  list("a" =  1, "b" = 2, "c" = 3, "d" = 4, "e" = 5)
 	B.prev_size = B.size
 	B.cached_size = sizeConv[B.size]
-	message_admins("init B size: [B.size], prev: [B.prev_size], cache = [B.cached_size], raw: [sizeConv[B.size]]") //if this runtimes it's cause someone's breasts are too big!
+	//message_admins("init B size: [B.size], prev: [B.prev_size], cache = [B.cached_size], raw: [sizeConv[B.size]]") //if this runtimes it's cause someone's breasts are too big!
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/BElarger/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M) //Increases breast size
 	if(!ishuman(M))//Just in case
@@ -662,7 +653,7 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 	var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/B = M.getorganslot("breasts")
 	if(!B) //If they don't have breasts, give them breasts.
-		message_admins("No breasts found!")
+		//message_admins("No breasts found!")
 		var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/nB = new
 		nB.Insert(M)
 		if(nB)
@@ -703,7 +694,7 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 
 	if(P)
 		P.cached_length = P.cached_length - 0.1
-		message_admins("lewdsnek size: [P.size], [P.cached_length], [holder]")
+		//message_admins("lewdsnek size: [P.size], [P.cached_length], [holder]")
 		P.update()
 	if(T)
 		T.Remove(M)
@@ -758,7 +749,7 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 /datum/reagent/fermi/PElarger/on_mob_add(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!ishuman(M)) //Just monkeying around.
-		if(volume >= 10)
+		if(volume >= 15) //to prevent monkey penis farms
 			var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
 			var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = new /obj/item/organ/genital/penis(T)
 			var/list/seen = viewers(8, T)
@@ -1133,7 +1124,7 @@ And as stated earlier, this chem is hard to make, and is punishing on failure. Y
 	//ImpureChem 			= "PEsmaller" //If you make an inpure chem, it stalls growth
 	//InverseChemVal 		= 0.5
 	//InverseChem 		= "enthrall" //At really impure vols, it just becomes 100% inverse
-	data = list("creatorID" = "honkatonkbramblesnatch", "creatorGender" = "Mistress", "creatorName" = "Isabelle Foster")
+	data = list("creatorID" = "honkatonkbramblesnatch", "creatorGender" = "Mistress", "creatorName" = "Fermis Yakumo")
 	creatorID  = "honkatonkbramblesnatch"//ckey
 	creatorGender = "Mistress"
 	creatorName = "Fermis Yakumo"
@@ -1284,7 +1275,7 @@ And as stated earlier, this chem is hard to make, and is punishing on failure. Y
 	DoNotSplit = TRUE
 	var/mob/living/carbon/love
 
-/datum/reagent/fermi/enthrallExplo/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)//Love gas, only affects while it's in your system.
+/datum/reagent/fermi/enthrallExplo/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)//Love gas, only affects while it's in your system,Gives a positive moodlet if close, gives brain damagea and a negative moodlet if not close enough.
 	if(!M.has_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_INLOVE))
 		var/list/seen = viewers(7, get_turf(M))//Sound and sight checkers
 		for(var/victim in seen)
@@ -1310,7 +1301,7 @@ And as stated earlier, this chem is hard to make, and is punishing on failure. Y
 				M.Stun(10)
 				M.emote("whimper")//does this exist?
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'> You're overcome with a desire to see [love].</span>")
-				M.adjustBrainLoss(5)
+				M.adjustBrainLoss(1)//I found out why everyone was so damaged!
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/enthrallExplo/on_mob_delete(mob/living/carbon/M)
@@ -1458,6 +1449,7 @@ And as stated earlier, this chem is hard to make, and is punishing on failure. Y
 	ImpureChem 			= "naninte_b_goneTox" //If you make an inpure chem, it stalls growth
 	InverseChemVal 		= 0.25
 	InverseChem 		= "naninte_b_goneTox" //At really impure vols, it just becomes 100% inverse
+	taste_description = "what can only be described as licking a battery."
 	pH = 9
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/naninte_b_gone/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
@@ -1465,13 +1457,13 @@ And as stated earlier, this chem is hard to make, and is punishing on failure. Y
 	GET_COMPONENT_FROM(N, /datum/component/nanites, C)
 	if(isnull(N))
 		return ..()
-	N.regen_rate = -0.25//This seems really high
+	N.nanite_volume = -0.55//0.5 seems to be the default to me, so it'll neuter them.
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/naninte_b_gone/overdose_process(mob/living/carbon/C)
 	//var/component/nanites/N = M.GetComponent(/datum/component/nanites)
 	GET_COMPONENT_FROM(N, /datum/component/nanites, C)
-	if(prob(20))
+	if(prob(5))
 		to_chat(C, "<span class='warning'>The residual voltage from the nanites causes you to seize up!</b></span>")
 		C.electrocute_act(10, (get_turf(C)), 1, FALSE, FALSE, FALSE, TRUE)
 	if(prob(10))
@@ -1481,7 +1473,7 @@ And as stated earlier, this chem is hard to make, and is punishing on failure. Y
 		to_chat(C, "<span class='warning'>The nanintes short circuit within your system!</b></span>")
 	if(isnull(N))
 		return ..()
-	N.regen_rate = -1//12.5 seems crazy high?
+	N.nanite_volume = -2//12.5 seems crazy high?
 	..()
 
 //Unobtainable, used if SDGF is impure but not too impure
@@ -1493,10 +1485,10 @@ And as stated earlier, this chem is hard to make, and is punishing on failure. Y
 
 //Increases shock events.
 /datum/reagent/fermi/naninte_b_goneTox/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)//Damages the taker if their purity is low. Extended use of impure chemicals will make the original die. (thus can't be spammed unless you've very good)
-	if(prob(10))
+	if(prob(5))
 		to_chat(C, "<span class='warning'>The residual voltage in your system causes you to seize up!</b></span>")
 		C.electrocute_act(10, (get_turf(C)), 1, FALSE, FALSE, FALSE, TRUE)
-	if(prob(10))
+	if(prob(50))
 		//empulse((get_turf(C)), 2, 1, 1)//So the nanites randomize
 		var/atom/T = C
 		T.emp_act(EMP_HEAVY)
@@ -1605,7 +1597,7 @@ And as stated earlier, this chem is hard to make, and is punishing on failure. Y
 /datum/reagent/fermi/fermiABuffer/on_new()
 	if(LAZYLEN(holder.reagent_list) == 1)
 		return
-	pH = ((holder.pH * holder.total_volume)+(3 * src.volume))/(holder.total_volume + src.volume)
+	pH = ((holder.pH * holder.total_volume)+(pH * src.volume))/(holder.total_volume + src.volume)
 	holder.remove_reagent(src.id, 1000)
 	..()
 
@@ -1621,7 +1613,7 @@ And as stated earlier, this chem is hard to make, and is punishing on failure. Y
 /datum/reagent/fermi/fermiBBuffer/on_new()
 	if(LAZYLEN(holder.reagent_list) == 1)
 		return
-	pH = ((holder.pH * holder.total_volume)+(11 * src.volume))/(holder.total_volume + src.volume)
+	pH = ((holder.pH * holder.total_volume)+(pH * src.volume))/(holder.total_volume + src.volume)
 	holder.remove_reagent(src.id, 1000)
 	..()
 
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/fermi.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/fermi.dm
index f9655777c7..654f7f6073 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/fermi.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/fermi.dm
@@ -101,7 +101,7 @@
 	name = "Synthetic-derived growth factor"
 	id = "SDGF"
 	results = list("SDGF" = 0.3)
-	required_reagents = list("stable_plasma" = 0.5, "slimejelly" = 0.5, "synthflesh" = 1, "blood" = 1)
+	required_reagents = list("stable_plasma" = 0.5, "slimejelly" = 0.5, "synthflesh" = 0.1, "blood" = 0.1)
 	mix_message = "the reaction gives off a blorble!"
 	//FermiChem vars:
 	OptimalTempMin 		= 600 		// Lower area of bell curve for determining heat based rate reactions
@@ -115,7 +115,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 		= 4 		// How sharp the pH exponential curve is (to the power of value)
 	ThermicConstant		= -5 		// Temperature change per 1u produced
 	HIonRelease 		= 0.05 		// pH change per 1u reaction
-	RateUpLim 			= 20 		// Optimal/max rate possible if all conditions are perfect
+	RateUpLim 			= 2 		// Optimal/max rate possible if all conditions are perfect
 	FermiChem 			= TRUE		// If the chemical uses the Fermichem reaction mechanics
 	FermiExplode 		= TRUE		// If the chemical explodes in a special way
 	PurityMin 			= 0.25
@@ -151,7 +151,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 			= 2
 	ThermicConstant 		= 1
 	HIonRelease 			= 0.5
-	RateUpLim 				= 50
+	RateUpLim 				= 5
 	FermiChem				= TRUE
 	FermiExplode 			= TRUE
 	PurityMin 				= 0.1
@@ -183,7 +183,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 			= 2
 	ThermicConstant 		= 1
 	HIonRelease 			= -0.5
-	RateUpLim 				= 50
+	RateUpLim 				= 5
 	FermiChem				= TRUE
 	FermiExplode 			= TRUE
 	PurityMin 				= 0.1
@@ -201,8 +201,8 @@
 /datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/astral //done //BORKEN
 	name = "Astrogen"
 	id = "astral"
-	results = list("astral" = 0.5)
-	required_reagents = list("eigenstate" = 0.1, "plasma" = 0.2, "synaptizine" = 0.1, "aluminium" = 0.5)
+	results = list("astral" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list("eigenstate" = 1, "plasma" = 1, "synaptizine" = 1, "aluminium" = 5)
 	//FermiChem vars:
 	OptimalTempMin 			= 700
 	OptimalTempMax			= 800
@@ -213,9 +213,9 @@
 	CatalystFact 			= 0
 	CurveSharpT 			= 1
 	CurveSharppH 			= 1
-	ThermicConstant 		= 20
+	ThermicConstant 		= 25
 	HIonRelease 			= -0.5
-	RateUpLim 				= 20
+	RateUpLim 				= 10
 	FermiChem				= TRUE
 	FermiExplode 			= TRUE
 	PurityMin 				= 0.25 // explode purity!
@@ -225,7 +225,7 @@
 	name = "MKUltra"
 	id = "enthrall"
 	results = list("enthrall" = 0.3)
-	required_reagents = list("iron" = 0.1, "iodine" = 0.1)
+	required_reagents = list("iron" = 1, "iodine" = 1)
 	//required_reagents = list("cocoa" = 0.1, "astral" = 0.1, "mindbreaker" = 0.1, "psicodine" = 0.1, "happiness" = 0.1)
 	required_catalysts = list("blood" = 0.1)
 	mix_message = "the reaction gives off a burgundy plume of smoke!"
@@ -241,7 +241,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 			= 4
 	ThermicConstant 		= 10
 	HIonRelease 			= -0.1
-	RateUpLim 				= 5
+	RateUpLim 				= 2
 	FermiChem				= TRUE
 	FermiExplode 			= TRUE
 	PurityMin 				= 0.2
@@ -291,13 +291,13 @@
 	ExplodeTemp 	= 750
 	OptimalpHMin 	= 2
 	OptimalpHMax 	= 5
-	ReactpHLim 		= 1
+	ReactpHLim 		= 3
 	//CatalystFact 	= 0 //To do 1
-	CurveSharpT 	= 4
+	CurveSharpT 	= 8
 	CurveSharppH 	= 0.5
 	ThermicConstant = -2
 	HIonRelease 	= -0.05
-	RateUpLim 		= 50
+	RateUpLim 		= 5
 	FermiChem 		= TRUE
 	FermiExplode 	= TRUE
 	PurityMin		= 0.5
@@ -314,7 +314,7 @@
 	name = "Furranium"
 	id = "furranium"
 	results = list("furranium" = 0.5)
-	required_reagents = list("aphro" = 0.1, "moonsugar" = 0.1, "silver" = 0.2, "salglu_solution" = 0.1)
+	required_reagents = list("aphro" = 1, "moonsugar" = 1, "silver" = 2, "salglu_solution" = 1)
 	//mix_message = ""
 	//FermiChem vars:
 	OptimalTempMin 	= 350
@@ -328,10 +328,13 @@
 	CurveSharppH 	= 0.5
 	ThermicConstant = -10
 	HIonRelease 	= -0.1
-	RateUpLim 		= 20
+	RateUpLim 		= 2
 	FermiChem 		= TRUE
 	PurityMin		= 0.30
 
+//FOR INSTANT REACTIONS - DO NOT MULTIPLY LIMIT BY 10.
+//There's a weird rounding error or something ugh.
+
 //Nano-b-gone
 /datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/naninte_b_gone//done test
 	name = "Naninte bain"
@@ -352,7 +355,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 	= 1
 	ThermicConstant = 5
 	HIonRelease 	= 0.01
-	RateUpLim 		= 200
+	RateUpLim 		= 20
 	FermiChem 		= TRUE
 	PurityMin		= 0.15
 
@@ -365,19 +368,21 @@
 	OptimalTempMin 	= 250
 	OptimalTempMax 	= 500
 	ExplodeTemp 	= 9999 //check to see overflow doesn't happen!
-	OptimalpHMin 	= 2.5
-	OptimalpHMax 	= 3.5
+	OptimalpHMin 	= 2
+	OptimalpHMax 	= 6
 	ReactpHLim 		= 0
 	//CatalystFact 	= 0 //To do 1
 	CurveSharpT 	= 1
 	CurveSharppH 	= 0
 	ThermicConstant = 0
 	HIonRelease 	= -0.01
-	RateUpLim 		= 200
+	RateUpLim 		= 20
 	FermiChem 		= TRUE
 
+//This reaction bugs and turns everything in it to FermiABuffer - but now it's a feature instead!
 /datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/fermiABuffer/FermiFinish(datum/reagents/holder, var/atom/my_atom) //might need this
 	var/datum/reagent/fermi/fermiABuffer/Fa = locate(/datum/reagent/fermi/fermiABuffer) in my_atom.reagents.reagent_list
+	Fa.pH = my_atom.reagents.pH
 	Fa.data = "merge"
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/fermiBBuffer//done test
@@ -390,17 +395,19 @@
 	OptimalTempMin 	= 250
 	OptimalTempMax 	= 500
 	ExplodeTemp 	= 9999 //check to see overflow doesn't happen!
-	OptimalpHMin 	= 10.5
-	OptimalpHMax 	= 11.5
+	OptimalpHMin 	= 8
+	OptimalpHMax 	= 12
 	ReactpHLim 		= 0
 	//CatalystFact 	= 0 //To do 1
 	CurveSharpT 	= 1
 	CurveSharppH 	= 0
 	ThermicConstant = 0
 	HIonRelease 	= 0.01
-	RateUpLim 		= 200
+	RateUpLim 		= 15
 	FermiChem 		= TRUE
 
+//This reaction bugs and turns everything in it to FermiBBuffer - but now it's a feature instead!
 /datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/fermiBBuffer/FermiFinish(datum/reagents/holder, var/atom/my_atom) //might need this
 	var/datum/reagent/fermi/fermiBBuffer/Fb = locate(/datum/reagent/fermi/fermiBBuffer) in my_atom.reagents.reagent_list
+	Fb.pH = my_atom.reagents.pH
 	Fb.data = "merge"
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/objects/items.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/objects/items.dm
index b9adf8f7c3..26636f049a 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/objects/items.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/objects/items.dm
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@
     if(used == TRUE)
         to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[user] has already been used!</span>")
         return
-    switch(cont.reagents.pH)
+    switch(round(cont.reagents.pH, 1))
         if(14 to INFINITY)
             color = "#462c83"
         if(13 to 14)
@@ -82,5 +82,5 @@
             color = "#ef1d26"
         if(-INFINITY to 1)
             color = "#c6040c"
-    desc += " The paper looks to be around a pH of [round(cont.reagents.pH)]"
+    desc += " The paper looks to be around a pH of [round(cont.reagents.pH, 1)]"
     used = TRUE