diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
index ba1717485e..3fe719c9f2 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
@@ -960,7 +960,7 @@ IF YOU MODIFY THE PRODUCTS LIST OF A MACHINE, MAKE SURE TO UPDATE ITS RESUPPLY C
 						/obj/item/seeds/cabbage = 3,/obj/item/seeds/carrot = 3,/obj/item/seeds/cherry = 3,/obj/item/seeds/chanter = 3,
 						/obj/item/seeds/chili = 3,/obj/item/seeds/cocoapod = 3,/obj/item/seeds/coffee = 3,/obj/item/seeds/corn = 3,
 						/obj/item/seeds/eggplant = 3,/obj/item/seeds/grape = 3,/obj/item/seeds/grass = 3,/obj/item/seeds/lemon = 3,
-						/obj/item/seeds/lime = 3,/obj/item/seeds/orange = 3,/obj/item/seeds/potato = 3,/obj/item/seeds/poppy = 3,
+						/obj/item/seeds/lime = 3,/obj/item/seeds/onion = 3,/obj/item/seeds/orange = 3,/obj/item/seeds/potato = 3,/obj/item/seeds/poppy = 3,
 						/obj/item/seeds/pumpkin = 3,/obj/item/seeds/replicapod = 3,/obj/item/seeds/wheat/rice = 3,/obj/item/seeds/soya = 3,/obj/item/seeds/sunflower = 3,
 						/obj/item/seeds/tea = 3,/obj/item/seeds/tobacco = 3,/obj/item/seeds/tomato = 3,
 						/obj/item/seeds/tower = 3,/obj/item/seeds/watermelon = 3,/obj/item/seeds/wheat = 3,/obj/item/seeds/whitebeet = 3)
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm
index 95d3a7993b..5ab7f62d65 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm
@@ -182,7 +182,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/proc/slice(accuracy, obj/item/weapon/W, mob/user)
 	if((slices_num <= 0 || !slices_num) || !slice_path) //is the food sliceable?
-		return 0
+		return FALSE
 
 	if ( \
 			!isturf(src.loc) || \
@@ -191,7 +191,7 @@
 			!(locate(/obj/item/weapon/storage/bag/tray) in src.loc) \
 		)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You cannot slice [src] here! You need a table or at least a tray.</span>")
-		return 1
+		return FALSE
 
 	var/slices_lost = 0
 	if (accuracy >= IS_SHARP_ACCURATE)
@@ -211,6 +211,7 @@
 		var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/slice = new slice_path (loc)
 		initialize_slice(slice, reagents_per_slice)
 	qdel(src)
+	return TRUE
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/proc/initialize_slice(obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/slice, reagents_per_slice)
 	slice.create_reagents(slice.volume)
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_other.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_other.dm
index 7cfce5419d..3cce0f46c9 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_other.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_other.dm
@@ -475,4 +475,13 @@
 	icon_state = "butter"
 	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 5)
 	filling_color = "#FFD700"
-	tastes = list("butter" = 1)
\ No newline at end of file
+	tastes = list("butter" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/onionrings
+	name = "onion rings"
+	desc = "Onion slices coated in batter."
+	icon_state = "onionrings"
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 3)
+	filling_color = "#C0C9A0"
+	gender = PLURAL
+	tastes = list("batter" = 3, "onion" = 1)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/microwave.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/microwave.dm
index aa60840cd0..168dc120e0 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/microwave.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/microwave.dm
@@ -15,8 +15,7 @@
 	var/max_n_of_items = 10 // whatever fat fuck made this a global var needs to look at themselves in the mirror sometime
 	var/efficiency = 0
 
-
-// see code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm for recipes
+//Microwaving doesn't use recipes, instead it calls the microwave_act of the objects. For food, this creates something based on the food's cooked_type
 
 /*******************
 *   Initialising
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/processor.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/processor.dm
index 4a2f0948d9..14486a867e 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/processor.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/processor.dm
@@ -126,8 +126,6 @@
 	input = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/parsnip
 	output = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/roastparsnip
 
-
-
 /* mobs */
 /datum/food_processor_process/mob/process_food(loc, what, processor)
 	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/onion.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/onion.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..07b7deea38
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/onion.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,72 @@
+/obj/item/seeds/onion
+	name = "pack of onion seeds"
+	desc = "These seeds grow into onions."
+	icon_state = "seed-onion"
+	species = "onion"
+	plantname = "Onion Sprouts"
+	product = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/onion
+	lifespan = 20
+	maturation = 3
+	production = 4
+	yield = 6
+	endurance = 25
+	growthstages = 3
+	weed_chance = 3
+	growing_icon = 'icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_vegetables.dmi'
+	reagents_add = list("vitamin" = 0.04, "nutriment" = 0.1)
+	mutatelist = list(/obj/item/seeds/onion/red)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/onion
+	seed = /obj/item/seeds/onion
+	name = "onion"
+	desc = "Nothing to cry over."
+	icon_state = "onion"
+	filling_color = "#C0C9A0"
+	bitesize_mod = 2
+	tastes = list("onions" = 1)
+	slice_path = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/onion_slice
+	slices_num = 2
+
+/obj/item/seeds/onion/red
+	name = "pack of red onion seeds"
+	desc = "For growing exceptionally potent onions."
+	icon_state = "seed-onionred"
+	species = "onion_red"
+	plantname = "Red Onion Sprouts"
+	weed_chance = 1
+	product = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/onion/red
+	reagents_add = list("vitamin" = 0.04, "nutriment" = 0.1, "tearjuice" = 0.05)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/onion/red
+	seed = /obj/item/seeds/onion/red
+	name = "red onion"
+	desc = "Purple despite the name."
+	icon_state = "onion_red"
+	filling_color = "#C29ACF"
+	slice_path = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/onion_slice/red
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/onion/slice(accuracy, obj/item/weapon/W, mob/user)
+	var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/chem/S = new	//Since the onion is destroyed when it's sliced,
+	var/splat_location = get_turf(src)	//we need to set up the smoke beforehand
+	S.attach(splat_location)
+	S.set_up(reagents, 0, splat_location, 0)
+	if(..())
+		S.start()
+		return TRUE
+	qdel(S)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/onion_slice
+	name = "onion slices"
+	desc = "Rings, not for wearing."
+	icon_state = "onionslice"
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 5, "vitamin" = 2)
+	filling_color = "#C0C9A0"
+	gender = PLURAL
+	cooked_type = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/onionrings
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/onion_slice/red
+	name = "red onion slices"
+	desc = "They shine like exceptionally low quality amethyst."
+	icon_state = "onionslice_red"
+	filling_color = "#C29ACF"
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 5, "vitamin" = 2, "tearjuice" = 2.5)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
index 1a7c33a4ab..e72c8a10a1 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
@@ -379,10 +379,6 @@
 			return
 		return TRUE
 
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/is_mouth_covered(head_only = 0, mask_only = 0)
-	if( (!mask_only && head && (head.flags_cover & HEADCOVERSMOUTH)) || (!head_only && wear_mask && (wear_mask.flags_cover & MASKCOVERSMOUTH)) )
-		return 1
-
 /mob/living/carbon/get_standard_pixel_y_offset(lying = 0)
 	if(lying)
 		return -6
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defense.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defense.dm
index 57caa35c42..b282d9894a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defense.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon_defense.dm
@@ -35,6 +35,18 @@
 		number += E.bang_protect
 	return number
 
+/mob/living/carbon/is_mouth_covered(head_only = 0, mask_only = 0)
+	if( (!mask_only && head && (head.flags_cover & HEADCOVERSMOUTH)) || (!head_only && wear_mask && (wear_mask.flags_cover & MASKCOVERSMOUTH)) )
+		return TRUE
+
+/mob/living/carbon/is_eyes_covered(check_glasses = 1, check_head = 1, check_mask = 1)
+	if(check_glasses && glasses && (glasses.flags_cover & GLASSESCOVERSEYES))
+		return TRUE
+	if(check_head && head && (head.flags_cover & HEADCOVERSEYES))
+		return TRUE
+	if(check_mask && wear_mask && (wear_mask.flags_cover & MASKCOVERSMOUTH))
+		return TRUE
+
 /mob/living/carbon/check_projectile_dismemberment(obj/item/projectile/P, def_zone)
 	var/obj/item/bodypart/affecting = get_bodypart(def_zone)
 	if(affecting && affecting.dismemberable && affecting.get_damage() >= (affecting.max_damage - P.dismemberment))
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm
index 839535f6c7..a05eb7b9d3 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@
 /mob/living/proc/getarmor(def_zone, type)
 	return 0
 
-//this returns the mob's protection against eye damage (number between -1 and 2)
+//this returns the mob's protection against eye damage (number between -1 and 2) from bright lights
 /mob/living/proc/get_eye_protection()
 	return 0
 
@@ -33,6 +33,12 @@
 /mob/living/proc/get_ear_protection()
 	return 0
 
+/mob/living/proc/is_mouth_covered(head_only = 0, mask_only = 0)
+	return FALSE
+
+/mob/living/proc/is_eyes_covered(check_glasses = 1, check_head = 1, check_mask = 1)
+	return FALSE
+
 /mob/living/proc/on_hit(obj/item/projectile/P)
 	return
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm
index 550b27cd11..f0db6e5dba 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm
@@ -532,6 +532,44 @@
 	color = "#DFDFDF"
 	taste_description = "mayonnaise"
 
+/datum/reagent/consumable/tearjuice
+	name = "Tear Juice"
+	id = "tearjuice"
+	description = "A blinding substance extracted from certain onions."
+	color = "#c0c9a0"
+	taste_description = "bitterness"
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/tearjuice/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
+	if(!istype(M))
+		return
+	var/unprotected = FALSE
+	switch(method)
+		if(INGEST)
+			unprotected = TRUE
+		if(INJECT)
+			unprotected = FALSE
+		else	//Touch or vapor
+			if(!M.is_mouth_covered() && !M.is_eyes_covered())
+				unprotected = TRUE
+	if(unprotected)
+		if(!M.getorganslot("eye_sight"))	//can't blind somebody with no eyes
+			to_chat(M, "<span class = 'notice'>Your eye sockets feel wet.</span>")
+		else
+			if(!M.eye_blurry)
+				to_chat(M, "<span class = 'warning'>Tears well up in your eyes!</span>")
+			M.blind_eyes(2)
+			M.blur_eyes(5)
+	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/tearjuice/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
+	..()
+	if(M.eye_blurry)	//Don't worsen vision if it was otherwise fine
+		M.blur_eyes(4)
+		if(prob(10))
+			to_chat(M, "<span class = 'warning'>Your eyes sting!</span>")
+			M.blind_eyes(2)
+
+
 ////Lavaland Flora Reagents////
 
 
diff --git a/icons/obj/food/food.dmi b/icons/obj/food/food.dmi
index e7c0e8d263..863f447e93 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/food/food.dmi and b/icons/obj/food/food.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_vegetables.dmi b/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_vegetables.dmi
index 070d3531a2..9fc1520175 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_vegetables.dmi and b/icons/obj/hydroponics/growing_vegetables.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/hydroponics/harvest.dmi b/icons/obj/hydroponics/harvest.dmi
index 55a06a36fa..0aff0a2cbd 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/hydroponics/harvest.dmi and b/icons/obj/hydroponics/harvest.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/hydroponics/seeds.dmi b/icons/obj/hydroponics/seeds.dmi
index 34c2c270a8..18bd0cc4e9 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/hydroponics/seeds.dmi and b/icons/obj/hydroponics/seeds.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 11a60bddb3..46bee1eb18 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -1423,6 +1423,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\misc.dm"
 #include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\mushrooms.dm"
 #include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\nettle.dm"
+#include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\onion.dm"
 #include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\potato.dm"
 #include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\pumpkin.dm"
 #include "code\modules\hydroponics\grown\random.dm"