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code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm

@@ -213,15 +213,15 @@
 	glass_desc = "White and nutritious goodness!"
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/milk/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
-	if(M.getBruteLoss() && prob(20))
-		M.heal_bodypart_damage(1,0, 0)
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_CALCIUM_HEALER))
+		M.heal_bodypart_damage(1.5,0, 0)
 		. = 1
+	else
+		if(M.getBruteLoss() && prob(20))
+			M.heal_bodypart_damage(1,0, 0)
+			. = 1
 	if(holder.has_reagent("capsaicin"))
 		holder.remove_reagent("capsaicin", 2)
-	var/datum/dna/Mdna = M.has_dna()
-	if(Mdna && Mdna.species && (Mdna.species.id == "plasmaman" || Mdna.species.id == "skeleton"))
-		M.heal_bodypart_damage(1,0, 0)
-		. = 1
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/soymilk

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm

@@ -887,3 +887,64 @@
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/mimesbane/on_mob_delete(mob/living/L)
 	REMOVE_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_EMOTEMUTE, id)
+
+/datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice //oof ouch
+	name = "Bone Hurting Juice"
+	id = "bonehurtingjuice"
+	description = "A strange substance that looks a lot like water. Drinking it is oddly tempting. Oof ouch."
+	color = "#AAAAAA77" //RGBA: 170, 170, 170, 77
+	toxpwr = 0
+	taste_description = "bone hurting"
+	overdose_threshold = 20
+
+/datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice/on_mob_add(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	M.say("oof ouch my bones", forced = /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice)
+
+/datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	M.adjustStaminaLoss(7.5, 0)
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_CALCIUM_HEALER))
+		M.adjustBruteLoss(3.5, 0)
+	if(prob(10))
+		switch(rand(1, 3))
+			if(1)
+				var/list/possible_says = list("oof.", "ouch!", "my bones.", "oof ouch.", "oof ouch my bones.")
+				M.say(pick(possible_says), forced = /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice)
+			if(2)
+				var/list/possible_mes = list("oofs softly.", "looks like their bones hurt.", "grimaces, as though their bones hurt.")
+				M.say("*custom " + pick(possible_mes), forced = /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice)
+			if(3)
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Your bones hurt!</span>")
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice/overdose_process(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	if(prob(4) && iscarbon(M)) //big oof
+		var/selected_part
+		switch(rand(1, 4)) //God help you if the same limb gets picked twice quickly.
+			if(1)
+				selected_part = BODY_ZONE_L_ARM
+			if(2)
+				selected_part = BODY_ZONE_R_ARM
+			if(3)
+				selected_part = BODY_ZONE_L_LEG
+			if(4)
+				selected_part = BODY_ZONE_R_LEG
+		var/obj/item/bodypart/bp = M.get_bodypart(selected_part)
+		if(M.dna.species.type != /datum/species/skeleton || M.dna.species.type != /datum/species/plasmaman || M.dna.species.type != /datum/species/golem/bone) //We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood
+			if(bp)
+				bp.receive_damage(0, 0, 200)
+				playsound(M, get_sfx("desceration"), 50, TRUE, -1)
+				M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M]'s bones hurt too much!!</span>", "<span class='danger'>Your bones hurt too much!!</span>")
+				M.say("OOF!!", forced = /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice)
+			else //SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE!!!
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>A phantom limb hurts!</span>")
+				M.say("Why are we still here, just to suffer?", forced = /datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice)
+		else //you just want to socialize
+			if(bp)
+				playsound(M, get_sfx("desceration"), 50, TRUE, -1)
+				M.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] rattles loudly and flails around!!</span>", "<span class='danger'>Your bones hurt so much that your missing muscles spasm!!</span>")
+				M.say("OOF!!", forced=/datum/reagent/toxin/bonehurtingjuice)
+				bp.receive_damage(200, 0, 0) //But I don't think we should
+			else
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Your missing arm aches from wherever you left it.</span>")
+				M.emote("sigh")
+	return ..()

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/toxins.dm

@@ -119,3 +119,10 @@
 	id = "mimesbane"
 	results = list("mimesbane" = 3)
 	required_reagents = list("radium" = 1, "mutetoxin" = 1, "nothing" = 1)
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/bonehurtingjuice
+	name = "Bone Hurting Juice"
+	id = "bonehurtingjuice"
+	results = list("bonehurtingjuice" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/mutagen = 1, /datum/reagent/toxin/itching_powder = 3, /datum/reagent/consumable/milk = 1)
+	mix_message = "<span class='danger'>The mixture suddenly becomes clear and looks a lot like water. You feel a strong urge to drink it.</span>"