diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
index f3478a54c2..4c4c2afef9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
@@ -302,6 +302,7 @@
 	for(var/obj/item/weapon/shard/S in debris)
 		S.color = NARSIE_WINDOW_COLOUR
 
+/*
 /obj/structure/table/glass/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/M, mob/living/user)
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 	if (ishuman(M) && (M.a_intent == "harm"))
@@ -320,7 +321,7 @@
 			H.update_damage_overlays(0)
 	else if(ismonkey(user))
 		M << "<span class='warning'>[src] cuts into your hand!</span>"
-		M.adjustBruteLoss(force / 2)
+		M.adjustBruteLoss(force / 2) */
 
 /*
  * Wooden tables
@@ -353,6 +354,7 @@
 /obj/structure/table/wood/poker/narsie_act()
 	new /obj/structure/table/wood(src.loc)
 
+/*
 /obj/structure/table/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/M, mob/living/user)
 	if (ishuman(M) && (M.a_intent == "harm"))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
@@ -361,7 +363,7 @@
 		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 50, 1)
 			//for (var/mob/M in AIviewers(usr, null))
 			//	if (M.client)
-			//		shake_camera(M, 4, 1, 0.5)
+			//		shake_camera(M, 4, 1, 0.5)*/
 	return
 
 /*