why do I even bother

modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/genitals.dm

@@ -273,7 +273,7 @@
 	//H.update_body()
 
 /datum/species/proc/handle_genitals(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
-	message_admins("attempting to update sprite")
+	//message_admins("attempting to update sprite")
 	if(!H)//no args
 		CRASH("H = null")
 	if(!LAZYLEN(H.internal_organs))//if they have no organs, we're done

modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm

@@ -21,6 +21,10 @@
 	var/statuscheck			= FALSE
 	var/prev_size			= 6
 
+/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	prev_size = length
+	cached_length = length
 
 /obj/item/organ/genital/penis/update_size()
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/o = owner
@@ -33,32 +37,32 @@
 			length = cached_length
 			size = 1
 			if(statuscheck == TRUE)
-				message_admins("Attempting to remove.")
+				//message_admins("Attempting to remove.")
 				o.remove_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/PElarger)
 				statuscheck = FALSE
 		if(5 to 8) //If modest size
 			length = cached_length
 			size = 2
 			if(statuscheck == TRUE)
-				message_admins("Attempting to remove.")
+				//message_admins("Attempting to remove.")
 				o.remove_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/PElarger)
 				statuscheck = FALSE
 		if(9 to INFINITY) //If massive
 			length = cached_length
 			size = 3 //no new sprites for anything larger yet
 			if(statuscheck == FALSE)
-				message_admins("Attempting to apply.")
+				//message_admins("Attempting to apply.")
 				o.remove_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/PElarger)
 				statuscheck = TRUE
 		if(15 to INFINITY)
 			length = cached_length
 			size = 3 //no new sprites for anything larger yet
 			if(statuscheck == FALSE)
-				message_admins("Attempting to apply.")
+				//message_admins("Attempting to apply.")
 				o.apply_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/PElarger)
 				statuscheck = TRUE
-	message_admins("Pinas size: [size], [cached_length], [o]")
-	message_admins("2. size vs prev_size")
+	//message_admins("Pinas size: [size], [cached_length], [o]")
+	//message_admins("2. size vs prev_size")
 	if (round(length) > round(prev_size))
 		to_chat(o, "<span class='warning'>Your [pick("phallus", "willy", "dick", "prick", "member", "tool", "gentleman's organ", "cock", "wang", "knob", "dong", "joystick", "pecker", "johnson", "weenie", "tadger", "schlong", "thirsty ferret", "baloney pony", "schlanger")] [pick("swells up to", "flourishes into", "expands into", "bursts forth into", "grows eagerly into", "amplifys into")] a [uppertext(length)] inch penis.</b></span>")
 	else if (round(length) < round(prev_size))

modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/fermi_reagents.dm

@@ -14,8 +14,8 @@
 	id = "fermi"	//It's meeee
 	taste_description	= "If affection had a taste, this would be it."
 	var/ImpureChem 			= "toxin"			// What chemical is metabolised with an inpure reaction
-	var/InverseChemVal 		= 0					// If the impurity is below 0.5, replace ALL of the chem with InverseChem upon metabolising
-	var/InverseChem 		= "Initropidril" 	// What chem is metabolised when purity is below InverseChemVal, this shouldn't be made, but if it does, well, I guess I'll know about it.
+	var/InverseChemVal 		= 0.25					// If the impurity is below 0.5, replace ALL of the chem with InverseChem upon metabolising
+	var/InverseChem 		= "toxin" 	// What chem is metabolised when purity is below InverseChemVal, this shouldn't be made, but if it does, well, I guess I'll know about it.
 	var/DoNotSplit			= FALSE				// If impurity is handled within the main chem itself
 
 ///datum/reagent/fermi/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@
 
 //This should process fermichems to find out how pure they are and what effect to do.
 //TODO: add this to the main on_mob_add proc, and check if Fermichem = TRUE
-/datum/reagent/fermi/on_mob_add(mob/living/carbon/M)
+/datum/reagent/fermi/on_mob_add(mob/living/carbon/M, amount)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!M)
 		return
@@ -44,15 +44,15 @@
 	if (src.purity == 1 || src.DoNotSplit == TRUE)
 		return
 	else if (src.InverseChemVal > src.purity)
-		M.reagents.remove_reagent(src, volume, FALSE)
-		M.reagents.add_reagent(src.InverseChem, volume, FALSE, other_purity = 1)
+		M.reagents.remove_reagent(src.id, amount, FALSE)
+		M.reagents.add_reagent(src.InverseChem, amount, FALSE, other_purity = 1)
 		message_admins("all convered to [src.InverseChem]")
 		return
 	else
-		//var/pureVol = volume * purity
-		var/impureVol = volume * (1 - (volume * purity))
-		message_admins("splitting [src] [volume] into [src.ImpureChem] [impureVol]")
-		M.reagents.remove_reagent(src, (volume*impureVol), FALSE)
+		//var/pureVol = amount * purity
+		var/impureVol = amount * (1 - purity)
+		message_admins("splitting [src.id] [amount] into [src.ImpureChem] [impureVol]")
+		M.reagents.remove_reagent(src.id, (impureVol), FALSE)
 		M.reagents.add_reagent(src.ImpureChem, impureVol, FALSE, other_purity = 1)
 	return
 
@@ -66,15 +66,15 @@
 	if (other_purity == 1 || src.DoNotSplit == TRUE)
 		return
 	else if (src.InverseChemVal > other_purity)
-		M.reagents.remove_reagent(src, amount, FALSE)
+		M.reagents.remove_reagent(src.id, amount, FALSE)
 		M.reagents.add_reagent(src.InverseChem, amount, FALSE, other_purity = 1)
 		message_admins("all convered to [src.InverseChem]")
 		return
 	else
 		//var/pureVol =
-		var/impureVol = amount * (1 - (amount * other_purity))
-		message_admins("splitting [src] [volume] into [src.ImpureChem] [impureVol]")
-		M.reagents.remove_reagent(src, impureVol, FALSE)
+		var/impureVol = amount * (1 - other_purity)
+		message_admins("splitting [src] [amount] into [src.ImpureChem] [impureVol]")
+		M.reagents.remove_reagent(src.id, impureVol, FALSE)
 		M.reagents.add_reagent(src.ImpureChem, impureVol, FALSE, other_purity = 1)
 	return
 
@@ -111,7 +111,7 @@
 	taste_description = "wiggly cosmic dust."
 	color = "#5020H4" // rgb: 50, 20, 255
 	overdose_threshold = 15
-	addiction_threshold = 20
+	addiction_threshold = 15
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	addiction_stage2_end = 30
 	addiction_stage3_end = 40
@@ -525,7 +525,7 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 	var/startHunger
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/SDZF/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M) //If you're bad at fermichem, turns your clone into a zombie instead.
-	message_admins("SGZF ingested")
+	//message_admins("SGZF ingested")
 	switch(current_cycle)//Pretends to be normal
 		if(20)
 			to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You feel the synethic cells rest uncomfortably within your body as they start to pulse and grow rapidly.</span>")
@@ -577,7 +577,7 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>A large glob of the tumour suddenly splits itself from your body. You feel grossed out and slimey...</span>")
 		if(87 to INFINITY)//purges chemical fast, producing a "slime"  for each one. Said slime is weak to fire. TODO: turn tumour slime into real variant.
 			M.adjustToxLoss(1, 0)
-	message_admins("Growth nucleation occuring (SDGF), step [current_cycle] of 20")
+	//message_admins("Growth nucleation occuring (SDGF), step [current_cycle] of 20")
 	..()
 
 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
@@ -821,6 +821,7 @@ Buginess level: works as intended - except teleport makes sparks for some reason
 	var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/ghost/G = null
 	var/antiGenetics = 255
 	var/sleepytime = 0
+	InverseChemVal = 0.25
 	//var/Svol = volume
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/astral/on_mob_life(mob/living/M) // Gives you the ability to astral project for a moment!
@@ -1215,10 +1216,10 @@ And as stated earlier, this chem is hard to make, and is punishing on failure. Y
 			SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "MissingLove", /datum/mood_event/MissingLove)
 			SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "InLove")
 			if(prob(10))
-				owner.Stun(10)
-				owner.emote("whimper")//does this exist?
-				to_chat(owner, "You're overcome with a desire to see [love].")
-				owner.adjustBrainLoss(5)
+				M.Stun(10)
+				M.emote("whimper")//does this exist?
+				to_chat(M, "You're overcome with a desire to see [love].")
+				M.adjustBrainLoss(5)
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/enthrallExplo/on_mob_delete(mob/living/carbon/M)
@@ -1446,9 +1447,36 @@ And as stated earlier, this chem is hard to make, and is punishing on failure. Y
 	name = "Fermis Test Reagent"
 	id = "fermiTest"
 	description = "You should be really careful with this...! Also, how did you get this?"
-	data = "Big bang"
+	data = list("Big bang" = 1, "please work" = 2)
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/fermiTest/on_new()
+	..()
+	message_admins("FermiTest addition!")
+	var/location = get_turf(holder.my_atom)
+	if(purity < 0.34 || purity == 1)
+		var/datum/effect_system/foam_spread/s = new()
+		s.set_up(volume*2, location, holder)
+		s.start()
+	if((purity < 0.67 && purity >= 0.34)|| purity == 1)
+		var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/chem/s = new()
+		s.set_up(holder, volume*2, location)
+		s.start()
+	if(purity >= 0.67)
+		for (var/datum/reagent/reagent in holder.reagent_list)
+			if (istype(reagent, /datum/reagent/fermi))
+				var/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/Ferm  = GLOB.chemical_reagents_list[reagent.id]
+				Ferm.FermiExplode(src, holder.my_atom, holder, holder.total_volume, holder.chem_temp, holder.pH)
+			else
+				var/datum/chemical_reaction/Ferm  = GLOB.chemical_reagents_list[reagent.id]
+				Ferm.on_reaction(holder, reagent.volume)
+	for(var/mob/M in viewers(8, location))
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>The solution reacts dramatically, with a meow!</span>")
+		playsound(get_turf(M), 'modular_citadel/sound/voice/merowr.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
+	holder.clear_reagents()
+
+/datum/reagent/fermi/fermiTest/on_merge()
+	..()
+	message_admins("FermiTest addition!")
 	var/location = get_turf(holder.my_atom)
 	if(purity < 0.34 || purity == 1)
 		var/datum/effect_system/foam_spread/s = new()

modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/fermi.dm

@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 
 //Called when temperature is above a certain threshold
 //....Is this too much?
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/proc/FermiExplode(src, var/atom/my_atom, datum/reagents/holder, volume, temp, pH, Reaction, Exploding = FALSE) //You can get holder by reagents.holder WHY DID I LEARN THIS NOW???
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/proc/FermiExplode(datum/reagents, var/atom/my_atom, volume, temp, pH, Exploding = FALSE) //You can get holder by reagents.holder WHY DID I LEARN THIS NOW???
 	//var/Svol = volume
 	if (Exploding == TRUE)
 		return
@@ -19,13 +19,13 @@
 	var/ImpureTot = 0
 	var/pHmod = 1
 	var/turf/T = get_turf(my_atom)
-	if(temp>600)//if hot, start a fire
+	if(temp>500)//if hot, start a fire
 		switch(temp)
-			if (601 to 800)
+			if (500 to 750)
 				for(var/turf/turf in range(1,T))
 					new /obj/effect/hotspot(turf)
 					//volume /= 3
-			if (801 to 1100)
+			if (751 to 1100)
 				for(var/turf/turf in range(2,T))
 					new /obj/effect/hotspot(turf)
 					//volume /= 4
@@ -48,8 +48,8 @@
 		pHmod = 1.5
 	for (var/datum/reagent/reagent in my_atom.reagents.reagent_list)
 		if (istype(reagent, /datum/reagent/fermi))
-			var/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/Ferm  = GLOB.chemical_reagents_list[reagent.id]
-			Ferm.FermiExplode(src, my_atom, holder, volume, temp, pH, Exploding = TRUE)
+			//var/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/Ferm  = GLOB.chemical_reagents_list[reagent.id]
+			//Ferm.FermiExplode(src, my_atom, volume, temp, pH, Exploding = TRUE)
 			continue //Don't allow fermichems into the mix (fermi explosions are handled elsewhere and it's a huge pain)
 		R.add_reagent(reagent, reagent.volume)
 		if (reagent.purity < 0.6)
@@ -64,7 +64,7 @@
 	my_atom.reagents.clear_reagents()
 	return
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/eigenstate
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/eigenstate//done
 	name = "Eigenstasium"
 	id = "eigenstate"
 	results = list("eigenstate" = 1)
@@ -81,7 +81,7 @@
 	CurveSharpT = 4 // How sharp the temperature exponential curve is (to the power of value)
 	CurveSharppH = 2 // How sharp the pH exponential curve is (to the power of value)
 	ThermicConstant = -2.5 //Temperature change per 1u produced
-	HIonRelease = 0.01 //pH change per 1u reaction
+	HIonRelease = 0.08 //pH change per 1u reaction
 	RateUpLim = 5 //Optimal/max rate possible if all conditions are perfect
 	FermiChem = TRUE//If the chemical uses the Fermichem reaction mechanics
 	FermiExplode = FALSE //If the chemical explodes in a special way
@@ -98,8 +98,8 @@
 	name = "Synthetic-derived growth factor"
 	id = "SDGF"
 	results = list("SDGF" = 3)
-	required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1, "stable_plasma" = 1, "sugar" = 1)
-	//required_reagents = list("stable_plasma" = 5, "slimejelly" = 5, "synthflesh" = 10, "blood" = 10)
+	//required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1, "stable_plasma" = 1, "sugar" = 1)
+	required_reagents = list("stable_plasma" = 5, "slimejelly" = 5, "synthflesh" = 10, "blood" = 10)
 	//FermiChem vars:
 	OptimalTempMin 		= 350 		// Lower area of bell curve for determining heat based rate reactions
 	OptimalTempMax 		= 500 		// Upper end for above
@@ -117,17 +117,17 @@
 	FermiExplode 		= TRUE		// If the chemical explodes in a special way
 	PurityMin 			= 0.25
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/SDGF/FermiExplode(src, datum/reagents/holder, volume, temp, pH, Reaction)//Spawns an angery teratoma!! Spooky..! be careful!! TODO: Add teratoma slime subspecies
-	var/turf/T = get_turf(holder)
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/SDGF/FermiExplode(datum/reagents, var/atom/my_atom, volume, temp, pH)//Spawns an angery teratoma!! Spooky..! be careful!! TODO: Add teratoma slime subspecies
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(my_atom)
 	var/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/S = new(T,"grey")//should work, in theory
 	S.damage_coeff = list(BRUTE = 0.9 , BURN = 2, TOX = 1, CLONE = 1, STAMINA = 0, OXY = 1)//I dunno how slimes work cause fire is burny
 	S.name = "Living teratoma"
 	S.real_name = "Living teratoma"//horrifying!!
 	S.rabid = 1//Make them an angery boi, grr grr
 	to_chat("<span class='warning'>The cells clump up into a horrifying tumour!</span>")
-	holder.clear_reagents()
+	my_atom.reagents.clear_reagents()
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/BElarger
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/BElarger //done
 	name = "Sucubus milk"
 	id = "BElarger"
 	results = list("BElarger" = 6)
@@ -136,29 +136,29 @@
 	OptimalTempMin 			= 200
 	OptimalTempMax			= 800
 	ExplodeTemp 			= 900
-	OptimalpHMin 			= 5
-	OptimalpHMax 			= 10
+	OptimalpHMin 			= 8
+	OptimalpHMax 			= 12
 	ReactpHLim 				= 3
 	CatalystFact 			= 0
 	CurveSharpT 			= 2
 	CurveSharppH 			= 2
 	ThermicConstant 		= 1
-	HIonRelease 			= 0.1
-	RateUpLim 				= 10
+	HIonRelease 			= 0.5
+	RateUpLim 				= 5
 	FermiChem				= TRUE
 	FermiExplode 			= TRUE
 	PurityMin 				= 0.1
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/BElarger/FermiExplode(src, datum/reagents/holder, volume, temp, pH, Reaction)
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/BElarger/FermiExplode(datum/reagents, var/atom/my_atom, volume, temp, pH)
 	//var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/B =
-	new /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts(get_turf(holder))
-	var/list/seen = viewers(5, get_turf(holder))
+	new /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts(get_turf(my_atom))
+	var/list/seen = viewers(8, get_turf(my_atom))
 	for(var/mob/M in seen)
 		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>The reaction suddenly condenses, creating a pair of breasts!</b></span>")//OwO
-	holder.clear_reagents()
+	my_atom.reagents.clear_reagents()
 	..()
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/PElarger //Vars needed
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/PElarger //done
 	name = "Incubus draft"
 	id = "PElarger"
 	results = list("PElarger" = 3)
@@ -168,53 +168,52 @@
 	OptimalTempMin 			= 200
 	OptimalTempMax			= 800
 	ExplodeTemp 			= 900
-	OptimalpHMin 			= 5
-	OptimalpHMax 			= 10
+	OptimalpHMin 			= 2
+	OptimalpHMax 			= 6
 	ReactpHLim 				= 3
 	CatalystFact 			= 0
 	CurveSharpT 			= 2
 	CurveSharppH 			= 2
 	ThermicConstant 		= 1
-	HIonRelease 			= 0.1
-	RateUpLim 				= 10
+	HIonRelease 			= -0.5
+	RateUpLim 				= 5
 	FermiChem				= TRUE
 	FermiExplode 			= TRUE
 	PurityMin 				= 0.1
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/PElarger/FermiExplode(src, datum/reagents/holder, volume, temp, pH, Reaction)
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/PElarger/FermiExplode(datum/reagents, var/atom/my_atom, volume, temp, pH)
 	//var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/nP =
-	new /obj/item/organ/genital/penis(get_turf(holder))
-	var/list/seen = viewers(5, get_turf(holder))
+	new /obj/item/organ/genital/penis(get_turf(my_atom))
+	var/list/seen = viewers(8, get_turf(my_atom))
 	for(var/mob/M in seen)
 		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>The reaction suddenly condenses, creating a penis!</b></span>")//OwO
-	holder.clear_reagents()
+	my_atom.reagents.clear_reagents()
 	..()
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/astral //Vars needed
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/astral //done
 	name = "Astrogen"
 	id = "astral"
 	results = list("astral" = 3)
 	required_reagents = list("eigenstasium" = 1, "plasma" = 1, "synaptizine" = 1, "aluminium" = 5)
-	//required_reagents = list("stable_plasma" = 5, "slimejelly" = 5, "synthflesh" = 10, "blood" = 10)
 	//FermiChem vars:
 	OptimalTempMin 			= 200
 	OptimalTempMax			= 800
 	ExplodeTemp 			= 900
-	OptimalpHMin 			= 5
-	OptimalpHMax 			= 10
-	ReactpHLim 				= 3
+	OptimalpHMin 			= 12
+	OptimalpHMax 			= 13
+	ReactpHLim 				= 2
 	CatalystFact 			= 0
-	CurveSharpT 			= 2
+	CurveSharpT 			= 4
 	CurveSharppH 			= 2
-	ThermicConstant 		= 1
-	HIonRelease 			= 0.1
+	ThermicConstant 		= 10
+	HIonRelease 			= 0.5
 	RateUpLim 				= 10
 	FermiChem				= TRUE
 	FermiExplode 			= TRUE
-	PurityMin 				= 0.25
+	PurityMin 				= 0.25 // explode purity!
 
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/enthrall //Vars needed
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/enthrall//done
 	name = "MKUltra"
 	id = "enthrall"
 	results = list("enthrall" = 3)
@@ -275,21 +274,21 @@
 	//var/enthrallID = B.get_blood_data()
 */
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/enthrall/FermiExplode(src, datum/reagents/holder, volume, temp, pH, Reaction)
-	var/turf/T = get_turf(holder)
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/enthrall/FermiExplode(datum/reagents, var/atom/my_atom, volume, temp, pH)
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(my_atom)
 	var/datum/reagents/R = new/datum/reagents(1000)
 	var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/chem/s = new()
 	R.add_reagent("enthrallExplo", volume)
 	s.set_up(R, volume, T)
 	s.start()
-	holder.clear_reagents()
+	my_atom.reagents.clear_reagents()
 	//..() //Please don't kill everyone too.
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/hatmium
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/hatmium // done
 	name = "Hat growth serum"
 	id = "hatmium"
 	results = list("hatmium" = 5)
-	required_reagents = list("whiskey" = 1, "nutriment" = 3, "cooking_oil" = 2, "iron" = 1, "blackpepper" = 3)
+	required_reagents = list("whiskey" = 1, "nutriment" = 3, "cooking_oil" = 2, "iron" = 1)
 	//mix_message = ""
 	//FermiChem vars:
 	OptimalTempMin 	= 500
@@ -301,27 +300,27 @@
 	//CatalystFact 	= 0 //To do 1
 	CurveSharpT 	= 4
 	CurveSharppH 	= 0.5
-	ThermicConstant = -2.5
-	HIonRelease 	= 0.01
+	ThermicConstant = -2
+	HIonRelease 	= -0.05
 	RateUpLim 		= 5
 	FermiChem 		= TRUE
 	//FermiExplode 	= FALSE
 	//PurityMin		= 0.15
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/hatmium/FermiExplode(src, datum/reagents/holder, volume, temp, pH, Reaction)
-	var/obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/hat = new /obj/item/clothing/head/hattip(get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/hatmium/FermiExplode(src, var/atom/my_atom, volume, temp, pH)
+	var/obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/hat = new /obj/item/clothing/head/hattip(get_turf(my_atom))
 	hat.animate_atom_living()
-	var/list/seen = viewers(5, get_turf(holder.my_atom))
+	var/list/seen = viewers(8, get_turf(my_atom))
 	for(var/mob/M in seen)
 		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>The makes an off sounding pop, as a hat suddenly climbs out of the beaker!</b></span>")
-	holder.clear_reagents()
+	my_atom.reagents.clear_reagents()
 	..()
 
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/furranium //low temp and medium pH
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/furranium //low temp and medium pH - done
 	name = "Furranium"
 	id = "furranium"
 	results = list("furranium" = 5)
-	required_reagents = list("aphro" = 1, "moonsugar" = 1, "silver" = 1, "salglu_solution" = 1)
+	required_reagents = list("aphro" = 1, "moonsugar" = 1, "silver" = 2, "salglu_solution" = 1)
 	//mix_message = ""
 	//FermiChem vars:
 	OptimalTempMin 	= 350
@@ -341,7 +340,7 @@
 	//PurityMin		= 0.15
 
 //Nano-b-gone
-/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/naninte_b_gone
+/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/naninte_b_gone//done
 	name = "Naninte bain"
 	id = "naninte_b_gone"
 	results = list("naninte_b_gone" = 5)
@@ -357,9 +356,9 @@
 	//CatalystFact 	= 0 //To do 1
 	CurveSharpT 	= 4
 	CurveSharppH 	= 2
-	ThermicConstant = -2.5
+	ThermicConstant = 1
 	HIonRelease 	= 0.01
-	RateUpLim 		= 5
+	RateUpLim 		= 100
 	FermiChem 		= TRUE
 	//FermiExplode 	= FALSE
 	//PurityMin		= 0.15

modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/objects/fermiclothes.dm

@@ -9,6 +9,11 @@
 	armor = list("melee" = 0, "bullet" = 0, "laser" = 0, "energy" = 0, "bomb" = 0, "bio" = 0, "rad" = 0, "fire" = 0, "acid" = 0)
 	item_flags = NODROP //Tips their hat!
 
+/*
+/obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/equipped(mob/living/carbon/human/user, slot)
+	C = user //grumble grumble loc
+*/
+
 /obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/attack_hand(mob/user)
 	if(iscarbon(user))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/C = user
@@ -19,10 +24,23 @@
 		user.emote("me",1,"admires such a spiffy hat.",TRUE)
 	return ..()
 
-/obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/speechModification(message)
+/obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/speechModification(message, /mob/living/carbon/C)
 	..()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/C = get_wearer()//user
+	//if(istype(C, /mob/living/carbon/C))
+	var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T = C.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_TONGUE)
+	if (T.name == "fluffy tongue")
+		if(prob(0.01))
+			message += "\" and tips their hat. \"swpy's sappin' my swentwy uwu!!"
+			return message
+		message += "\" and tips their hat. \"[pick("weehaw!", "bwoy howdy.", "dawn tuutin'.", "weww don't that beat aww.", "whoooowee, wouwd ya wook at that!", "whoooowee! makin' bwacon!", "cweam gwavy!", "yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kwayoh!", "mwove 'em uut!", "gwiddy up!")]"
+		return message
 	if(prob(0.01))
 		message += "\" and tips their hat. \"Spy's sappin' my Sentry!"
 		return message
 	message += "\" and tips their hat. \"[pick("Yeehaw!", "Boy howdy.", "Darn tootin'.", "Well don't that beat all.", "Whoooowee, would ya look at that!", "Whoooowee! Makin' bacon!", "Cream Gravy!", "Yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kayoh!", "Move 'em out!", "Giddy up!")]"
 	return message
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/proc/get_wearer()
+	return loc