why do I even bother

modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/objects/fermiclothes.dm

@@ -9,6 +9,11 @@
 	armor = list("melee" = 0, "bullet" = 0, "laser" = 0, "energy" = 0, "bomb" = 0, "bio" = 0, "rad" = 0, "fire" = 0, "acid" = 0)
 	item_flags = NODROP //Tips their hat!
 
+/*
+/obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/equipped(mob/living/carbon/human/user, slot)
+	C = user //grumble grumble loc
+*/
+
 /obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/attack_hand(mob/user)
 	if(iscarbon(user))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/C = user
@@ -19,10 +24,23 @@
 		user.emote("me",1,"admires such a spiffy hat.",TRUE)
 	return ..()
 
-/obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/speechModification(message)
+/obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/speechModification(message, /mob/living/carbon/C)
 	..()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/C = get_wearer()//user
+	//if(istype(C, /mob/living/carbon/C))
+	var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T = C.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_TONGUE)
+	if (T.name == "fluffy tongue")
+		if(prob(0.01))
+			message += "\" and tips their hat. \"swpy's sappin' my swentwy uwu!!"
+			return message
+		message += "\" and tips their hat. \"[pick("weehaw!", "bwoy howdy.", "dawn tuutin'.", "weww don't that beat aww.", "whoooowee, wouwd ya wook at that!", "whoooowee! makin' bwacon!", "cweam gwavy!", "yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kwayoh!", "mwove 'em uut!", "gwiddy up!")]"
+		return message
 	if(prob(0.01))
 		message += "\" and tips their hat. \"Spy's sappin' my Sentry!"
 		return message
 	message += "\" and tips their hat. \"[pick("Yeehaw!", "Boy howdy.", "Darn tootin'.", "Well don't that beat all.", "Whoooowee, would ya look at that!", "Whoooowee! Makin' bacon!", "Cream Gravy!", "Yippekeeyah-heeyapeeah-kayoh!", "Move 'em out!", "Giddy up!")]"
 	return message
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/hattip/proc/get_wearer()
+	return loc