diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/game/objects/items.dm b/modular_citadel/code/game/objects/items.dm
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index dba460414e..0000000000
--- a/modular_citadel/code/game/objects/items.dm
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-/obj/item
-	var/list/alternate_screams = list() //REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-
-// lazy for screaming.
-/obj/item/clothing/head/xenos
-	alternate_screams = list('sound/voice/hiss6.ogg')
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/cardborg
-	alternate_screams = list('modular_citadel/sound/voice/scream_silicon.ogg')
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/ushanka
-	alternate_screams = list('sound/voice/human/cyka1.ogg', 'sound/voice/human/cheekibreeki.ogg')
-
-/obj/item/proc/grenade_prime_react(obj/item/grenade/nade)
-	return
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