diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
index c733b2086b..fdb4bc2e40 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
@@ -139,13 +139,13 @@ SLIME SCANNER
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from liver failure: Apply Corazone and begin a liver transplant immediately!</span>")
 		var/obj/item/organ/liver/L = M.getorganslot("liver")
 		if(L.swelling > 20)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from hyperhepatia.</span>") //i.e. shrink their liver or give them a transplant.
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from an enlarged liver.</span>") //i.e. shrink their liver or give them a transplant.
 		var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T = M.getorganslot("tongue")
 		if(!T || T.damage > 40)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from caustic burns on their tongue./span>") //i.e. their tongue is shot
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from necrotic tissue on their tongue./span>") //i.e. their tongue is shot
 		var/obj/item/organ/lungs/Lung = M.getorganslot("lungs")
 		if(Lung.damage > 150)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from an acute inhalation injury.</span>") //i.e. Their lungs are shot
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>Subject is suffering from acute emphysema leading to trouble breathing.</span>") //i.e. Their lungs are shot
 
 	var/msg = "<span class='info'>*---------*\nAnalyzing results for [M]:\n\tOverall status: [mob_status]\n"