diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_meat.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_meat.dm
index e401e08062..d48d71c63c 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_meat.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_meat.dm
@@ -1,240 +1,292 @@
+//Not only meat, actually, but also snacks that are almost meat, such as fish meat or tofu
 
 
-////////////////////////////////////////////////KEBABS////////////////////////////////////////////////
+////////////////////////////////////////////FISH////////////////////////////////////////////
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/humankebab
-	name = "Human kebab"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/stack/rods = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/steak/plain/human = 2
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/human
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cubancarp
+	name = "\improper Cuban carp"
+	desc = "A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb!"
+	icon_state = "cubancarp"
+	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 4)
+	bitesize = 3
+	filling_color = "#CD853F"
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 6, "capsaicin" = 1)
+	tastes = list("fish" = 4, "batter" = 1, "hot peppers" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/kebab
-	name = "Kebab"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/stack/rods = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/steak = 2
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/monkey
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat
+	name = "carp fillet"
+	desc = "A fillet of spess carp meat."
+	icon_state = "fishfillet"
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 3, "carpotoxin" = 2, "vitamin" = 2)
+	bitesize = 6
+	filling_color = "#FA8072"
+	tastes = list("fish" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/tofukebab
-	name = "Tofu kebab"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/stack/rods = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tofu = 2
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/tofu
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	eatverb = pick("bite","chew","choke down","gnaw","swallow","chomp")
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/tailkebab
-	name = "Lizard tail kebab"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/stack/rods = 1,
-		/obj/item/organ/tail/lizard = 1
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/tail
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat/imitation
+	name = "imitation carp fillet"
+	desc = "Almost just like the real thing, kinda."
 
-// see code/module/crafting/table.dm
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishfingers
+	name = "fish fingers"
+	desc = "A finger of fish."
+	icon_state = "fishfingers"
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 2)
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 4)
+	bitesize = 1
+	filling_color = "#CD853F"
+	tastes = list("fish" = 1, "breadcrumbs" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
 
-////////////////////////////////////////////////FISH////////////////////////////////////////////////
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishandchips
+	name = "fish and chips"
+	desc = "I do say so myself chap."
+	icon_state = "fishandchips"
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 2)
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 6)
+	filling_color = "#FA8072"
+	tastes = list("fish" = 1, "chips" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT | VEGETABLES | FRIED
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/cubancarp
-	name = "Cuban carp"
-	reqs = list(
-		/datum/reagent/consumable/flour = 5,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/chili = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat = 1
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cubancarp
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+////////////////////////////////////////////MEATS AND ALIKE////////////////////////////////////////////
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/fishandchips
-	name = "Fish and chips"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fries = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat = 1
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishandchips
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tofu
+	name = "tofu"
+	desc = "We all love tofu."
+	icon_state = "tofu"
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 2)
+	filling_color = "#F0E68C"
+	tastes = list("tofu" = 1)
+	foodtype = VEGETABLES
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/fishfingers
-	name = "Fish fingers"
-	reqs = list(
-		/datum/reagent/consumable/flour = 5,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat = 1
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishfingers
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spiderleg
+	name = "spider leg"
+	desc = "A still twitching leg of a giant spider... you don't really want to eat this, do you?"
+	icon_state = "spiderleg"
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 2, "toxin" = 2)
+	cooked_type = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/boiledspiderleg
+	filling_color = "#000000"
+	tastes = list("cobwebs" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT | TOXIC
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/sashimi
-	name = "Sashimi"
-	reqs = list(
-		/datum/reagent/consumable/soysauce = 5,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggs = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat = 1
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sashimi
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cornedbeef
+	name = "corned beef and cabbage"
+	desc = "Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland."
+	icon_state = "cornedbeef"
+	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 4)
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 5)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "cabbage" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT | VEGETABLES
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/sushi_basic
-	name = "Funa Hosomaki"
-	reqs = list(
-		/datum/reagent/consumable/soysauce = 3,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/salad/ricebowl = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat = 2,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/kudzupod = 3,
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sushi_basic
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
-
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/sushi_adv
-	name = "Funa Nigiri"
-	reqs = list(
-		/datum/reagent/consumable/soysauce = 5,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/salad/ricebowl = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat = 1
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sushi_adv
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
-
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/sushi_pro
-	name = "Well made Funa Nigiri"
-	reqs = list(
-		/datum/reagent/consumable/soysauce = 10,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/salad/ricebowl = 2,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat = 2
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sushi_pro
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
-
-////////////////////////////////////////////////MR SPIDER////////////////////////////////////////////////
-
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/spidereggsham
-	name = "Spider eggs ham"
-	reqs = list(
-		/datum/reagent/consumable/sodiumchloride = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggs = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cutlet/spider = 2
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggsham
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
-
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/sushi_egg
-	name = "Tobiko"
-	reqs = list(
-		/datum/reagent/consumable/soysauce = 6,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggs = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/kudzupod = 2,
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tobiko
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
-
-////////////////////////////////////////////////MISC RECIPE's////////////////////////////////////////////////
-
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/cornedbeef
-	name = "Corned beef"
-	reqs = list(
-		/datum/reagent/consumable/sodiumchloride = 5,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/steak = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/cabbage = 2
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cornedbeef
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
-
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/bearsteak
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bearsteak
 	name = "Filet migrawr"
-	reqs = list(
-		/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manly_dorf = 5,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/steak/bear = 1,
-	)
-	tools = list(/obj/item/lighter)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bearsteak
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+	desc = "Because eating bear wasn't manly enough."
+	icon_state = "bearsteak"
+	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 2, "vitamin" = 6)
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 2, "vitamin" = 5, "manlydorf" = 5)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "salmon" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT | ALCOHOL
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/enchiladas
-	name = "Enchiladas"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cutlet = 2,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/chili = 2,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tortilla = 2
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/enchiladas
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/faggot
+	name = "faggot"
+	desc = "A great meal all round. Not a cord of wood."
+	icon_state = "faggot"
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 4, "vitamin" = 1)
+	filling_color = "#800000"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/stewedsoymeat
-	name = "Stewed soymeat"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/soydope = 2,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/carrot = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/tomato = 1
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/stewedsoymeat
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sausage
+	name = "sausage"
+	desc = "A piece of mixed, long meat."
+	icon_state = "sausage"
+	filling_color = "#CD5C5C"
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 1)
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 6, "vitamin" = 1)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
+	var/roasted = FALSE
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/sausage
-	name = "Sausage"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/faggot = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cutlet = 2
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sausage
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sausage/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	eatverb = pick("bite","chew","nibble","deep throat","gobble","chomp")
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/nugget
-	name = "Chicken nugget"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cutlet = 1
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/nugget
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab
+	trash = /obj/item/stack/rods
+	icon_state = "kebab"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 8)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 3, "metal" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/rawkhinkali
-	name = "Raw Khinkali"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/doughslice = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/faggot = 1
-	)
-	result =  /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/rawkhinkali
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/human
+	name = "human-kebab"
+	desc = "A human meat, on a stick."
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 6)
+	tastes = list("tender meat" = 3, "metal" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT | GROSS
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/pigblanket
-	name = "Pig in a Blanket"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/butter = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cutlet = 1
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pigblanket
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/monkey
+	name = "meat-kebab"
+	desc = "Delicious meat, on a stick."
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 2)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 3, "metal" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/ratkebab
-	name = "Rat Kebab"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/stack/rods = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/deadmouse = 1
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/rat
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/tofu
+	name = "tofu-kebab"
+	desc = "Vegan meat, on a stick."
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1)
+	tastes = list("tofu" = 3, "metal" = 1)
+	foodtype = VEGETABLES
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/doubleratkebab
-	name = "Double Rat Kebab"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/stack/rods = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/deadmouse = 2
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/rat/double
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/tail
+	name = "lizard-tail kebab"
+	desc = "Severed lizard tail on a stick."
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 4)
+	tastes = list("meat" = 8, "metal" = 4, "scales" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/rawkhinkali
+	name = "raw khinkali"
+	desc = "One hundred khinkalis? Do I look like a pig?"
+	icon_state = "khinkali"
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 1)
+	cooked_type = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/khinkali
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "onions" = 1, "garlic" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/khinkali
+	name = "khinkali"
+	desc = "One hundred khinkalis? Do I look like a pig?"
+	icon_state = "khinkali"
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 4, "vitamin" = 2)
+	bitesize = 3
+	filling_color = "#F0F0F0"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "onions" = 1, "garlic" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube
+	name = "monkey cube"
+	desc = "Just add water!"
+	icon_state = "monkeycube"
+	bitesize = 12
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 2)
+	filling_color = "#CD853F"
+	tastes = list("the jungle" = 1, "bananas" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT | SUGAR
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/On_Consume(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	if(iscarbon(M))
+		M.visible_message("[src] bursts out of [M]!</span>")
+		M.emote("scream")
+		M.Knockdown(40)
+		M.adjustBruteLoss(60)
+		Expand()
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeycube/proc/Expand()
+	var/mob/spammer = get_mob_by_key(fingerprintslast)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/monkey/bananas = new(drop_location(), TRUE, spammer)
+	if (!QDELETED(bananas))
+		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] expands!</span>")
+		bananas.log_message("Spawned via [src] at [AREACOORD(src)], Last attached mob: [key_name(spammer)].", LOG_ATTACK)
+	else if (!spammer) // Visible message in case there are no fingerprints
+		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] fails to expand!</span>")
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/enchiladas
+	name = "enchiladas"
+	desc = "Viva La Mexico!"
+	icon_state = "enchiladas"
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 2)
+	bitesize = 4
+	filling_color = "#FFA07A"
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 8, "capsaicin" = 6)
+	tastes = list("hot peppers" = 1, "meat" = 3, "cheese" = 1, "sour cream" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/stewedsoymeat
+	name = "stewed soy meat"
+	desc = "Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this!"
+	icon_state = "stewedsoymeat"
+	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1)
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 8)
+	filling_color = "#D2691E"
+	tastes = list("soy" = 1, "vegetables" = 1)
+	foodtype = VEGETABLES
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/stewedsoymeat/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	eatverb = pick("slurp","sip","suck","inhale","drink")
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/boiledspiderleg
+	name = "boiled spider leg"
+	desc = "A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Gross!"
+	icon_state = "spiderlegcooked"
+	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "capsaicin" = 2, "vitamin" = 2)
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 3, "capsaicin" = 2)
+	filling_color = "#000000"
+	tastes = list("hot peppers" = 1, "cobwebs" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spidereggsham
+	name = "green eggs and ham"
+	desc = "Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?"
+	icon_state = "spidereggsham"
+	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 3)
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 6)
+	bitesize = 4
+	filling_color = "#7FFF00"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "the colour green" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/nugget
+	name = "chicken nugget"
+	filling_color = "#B22222"
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 1)
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 2)
+	tastes = list("\"chicken\"" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/nugget/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	var/shape = pick("lump", "star", "lizard", "corgi")
+	desc = "A 'chicken' nugget vaguely shaped like a [shape]."
+	icon_state = "nugget_[shape]"
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pigblanket
+	name = "pig in a blanket"
+	desc = "A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll. Free this pig from its blanket prison by eating it."
+	icon_state = "pigblanket"
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 6, "vitamin" = 1)
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 1)
+	filling_color = "#800000"
+	tastes = list("meat" = 1, "butter" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/rat
+	name = "rat-kebab"
+	desc = "Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick."
+	icon_state = "ratkebab"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 6, "vitamin" = 2)
+	tastes = list("rat meat" = 1, "metal" = 1)
+	foodtype = MEAT | GROSS
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/kebab/rat/double
+	name = "double rat-kebab"
+	icon_state = "doubleratkebab"
+	tastes = list("rat meat" = 2, "metal" = 1)
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 6, "vitamin" = 2)
 
-/datum/crafting_recipe/food/ricepork
-	name = "Rice and pork"
-	reqs = list(
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/salad/boiledrice = 1,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/cutlet = 2
-	)
-	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/salad/ricepork
-	subcategory = CAT_MEAT