diff --git a/code/modules/events/holiday/vday.dm b/code/modules/events/holiday/vday.dm
index 160c42a9a5..2c698cb7dc 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/holiday/vday.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/holiday/vday.dm
@@ -124,7 +124,14 @@
 	               "You're the vomit to my flyperson.",
 	               "You must be liquid dark matter, because you're pulling me closer.",
 	               "Not even sorium can drive me away from you.",
-	               "Wanna make like a borg and do some heavy petting?" )
+	               "Wanna make like a borg and do some heavy petting?",
+	               "Are you powering the station? Because you super matter to me.",
+	               "I wish science could make me a bag of holding you.",
+	               "Let's call the emergency CUDDLE.",
+	               "I must be tripping on BZ, because I saw an angel walk by.",
+	               "Wanna empty out my tool storage?",
+	               "Did you visit the medbay after you fell from heaven?",
+	               "Are you wearing space pants? Wanna not be?" )
 
 /obj/item/valentine/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
 	..()
@@ -174,8 +181,9 @@
                 "A heart-shaped candy that reads: WAG MY TAIL",
                 "A heart-shaped candy that reads: VALIDTINES",
                 "A heart-shaped candy that reads: FACEHUGGER",
-                "A heart-shaped candy that reads: DOMINATOR",
-                "A heart-shaped candy that reads: GET TESLA'D",
-                "A heart-shaped candy that reads: COCK CULT",
-                "A heart-shaped candy that reads: PET ME")
+                "A heart-shaped candy that reads: BOX OF HUGS",
+                "A heart-shaped candy that reads: REEBE MINE",
+                "A heart-shaped candy that reads: PET ME",
+                "A heart-shaped candy that reads: TO THE DORMS",
+                "A heart-shaped candy that reads: DIS MEMBER")
 	icon_state = pick("candyheart", "candyheart2", "candyheart3", "candyheart4")