diff --git a/code/modules/cargo/packs.dm b/code/modules/cargo/packs.dm
index ab830a7a33..fefbd8923d 100644
--- a/code/modules/cargo/packs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/cargo/packs.dm
@@ -991,6 +991,29 @@
 					/obj/item/pizzabox/vegetable,
 					/obj/item/pizzabox/pineapple)
 	crate_name = "pizza crate"
+	var/static/anomalous_box_provided = FALSE
+
+/datum/supply_pack/organic/pizza/fill(obj/structure/closet/crate/C)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!anomalous_box_provided)
+		for(var/obj/item/pizzabox/P in C)
+			if(prob(1)) //1% chance for each box, so 4% total chance per order
+				var/obj/item/pizzabox/infinite/fourfiveeight = new(C)
+				fourfiveeight.boxtag = P.boxtag
+				qdel(P)
+				anomalous_box_provided = TRUE
+				log_game("An anomalous pizza box was provided in a pizza crate at during cargo delivery")
+				if(prob(50))
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/anomalous_pizza_report), rand(300, 1800))
+				else
+					message_admins("An anomalous pizza box was silently created with no command report in a pizza crate delivery.")
+				break
+
+/datum/supply_pack/organic/pizza/proc/anomalous_pizza_report()
+	print_command_report("[station_name()], our anomalous materials divison has reported a missing object that is highly likely to have been sent to your station during a routine cargo \
+	delivery. Please search all crates and manifests provided with the delivery and return the object if is located. The object resembles a standard <b>\[DATA EXPUNGED\]</b> and is to be \
+	considered <b>\[REDACTED\]</b> and returned at your leisure. Note that objects the anomaly produces are specifically attuned exactly to the individual opening the anomaly; regardless \
+	of species, the individual will find the object edible and it will taste great according to their personal definitions, which vary significantly based on person and species.")
 
 /datum/supply_pack/organic/cream_piee
 	name = "High-yield Clown-grade Cream Pie Crate"
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm
index cb5e3c6248..b46165cb80 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm
@@ -223,6 +223,8 @@
 		slice.name = "slice of [name]"
 	if(desc != initial(desc))
 		slice.desc = "[desc]"
+	if(foodtype != initial(foodtype))
+		slice.foodtype = foodtype //if something happens that overrode our food type, make sure the slice carries that over
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/proc/generate_trash(atom/location)
 	if(trash)
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_pizza.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_pizza.dm
index 058dfe2086..a5269742f9 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_pizza.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_pizza.dm
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@
 	foodtype = GRAIN | DAIRY | VEGETABLES
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizza/margherita
-	name = "margherita"
+	name = "pizza margherita"
 	desc = "The most cheezy pizza in galaxy."
 	icon_state = "pizzamargherita"
 	slice_path = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizzaslice/margherita
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/pizzabox.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/pizzabox.dm
index 0ae07a6d3b..cc14864d11 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/pizzabox.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/pizzabox.dm
@@ -16,6 +16,7 @@
 	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/food_righthand.dmi'
 
 	var/open = FALSE
+	var/can_open_on_fall = TRUE //if FALSE, this pizza box will never open if it falls from a stack
 	var/boxtag = ""
 	var/list/boxes = list()
 
@@ -239,7 +240,7 @@
 		var/obj/item/pizzabox/P = V
 		var/fall_dir = pick(GLOB.alldirs)
 		step(P, fall_dir)
-		if(P.pizza && prob(50)) //rip pizza
+		if(P.pizza && P.can_open_on_fall && prob(50)) //rip pizza
 			P.open = TRUE
 			P.pizza.forceMove(get_turf(P))
 			fall_dir = pick(GLOB.alldirs)
@@ -290,3 +291,44 @@
 	. = ..()
 	pizza = new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizza/pineapple(src)
 	boxtag = "Honolulu Chew"
+
+//An anomalous pizza box that, when opened, produces the opener's favorite kind of pizza.
+/obj/item/pizzabox/infinite
+	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF | LAVA_PROOF | ACID_PROOF //hard to destroy
+	can_open_on_fall = FALSE
+	var/list/pizza_types = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizza/meat = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizza/mushroom = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizza/margherita = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizza/sassysage = 0.8,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizza/vegetable = 0.8,
+   		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizza/pineapple = 0.5,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizza/donkpocket = 0.3,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizza/dank = 0.1) //pizzas here are weighted by chance to be someone's favorite
+	var/static/list/pizza_preferences
+
+/obj/item/pizzabox/infinite/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	if(!pizza_preferences)
+		pizza_preferences = list()
+
+/obj/item/pizzabox/infinite/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	if(isobserver(user))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='deadsay'>This pizza box is anomalous, and will produce infinite pizza.</span>")
+
+/obj/item/pizzabox/infinite/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	QDEL_NULL(pizza)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		attune_pizza(user)
+	. = ..()
+
+/obj/item/pizzabox/infinite/proc/attune_pizza(mob/living/carbon/human/noms) //tonight on "proc names I never thought I'd type"
+	if(!pizza_preferences[noms.ckey])
+		pizza_preferences[noms.ckey] = pickweight(pizza_types)
+		if(noms.mind && noms.mind.assigned_role == "Botanist")
+			pizza_preferences[noms.ckey] = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pizza/dank
+
+	var/obj/item/pizza_type = pizza_preferences[noms.ckey]
+	pizza = new pizza_type (src)
+	pizza.foodtype = noms.dna.species.liked_food //it's our favorite!