diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/playsound.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/playsound.dm
index 2f5cc59ec1..97cc991523 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/playsound.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/playsound.dm
@@ -5,10 +5,6 @@
 		return
 
 	var/freq = 1
-	if(SSevents.holidays && SSevents.holidays[APRIL_FOOLS])
-		freq = pick(0.5, 0.7, 0.8, 0.85, 0.9, 0.95, 1.1, 1.2, 1.4, 1.6, 2.0, 2.5)
-		to_chat(src, "You feel the Honkmother messing with your song...")
-
 	var/vol = input(usr, "What volume would you like the sound to play at?",, 100) as null|num
 	if(!vol)
 		return
@@ -107,10 +103,6 @@
 						if("Cancel")
 							return
 
-					if(SSevents.holidays && SSevents.holidays[APRIL_FOOLS])
-						pitch = pick(0.5, 0.7, 0.8, 0.85, 0.9, 0.95, 1.1, 1.2, 1.4, 1.6, 2.0, 2.5)
-						to_chat(src, "You feel the Honkmother messing with your song...")
-
 					SSblackbox.record_feedback("nested tally", "played_url", 1, list("[ckey]", "[web_sound_input]"))
 					log_admin("[key_name(src)] played web sound: [web_sound_input]")
 					message_admins("[key_name(src)] played web sound: [web_sound_input]")