diff --git a/code/datums/traits/negative.dm b/code/datums/traits/negative.dm
index 8e067fc47e..dbbbf54cda 100644
--- a/code/datums/traits/negative.dm
+++ b/code/datums/traits/negative.dm
@@ -38,19 +38,31 @@
 	var/obj/item/heirloom_type
 	switch(quirk_holder.mind.assigned_role)
 		if("Clown")
-			heirloom_type = /obj/item/bikehorn/golden
+			heirloom_type = /obj/item/paint/anycolor, /obj/item/bikehorn/golden
 		if("Mime")
-			heirloom_type = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/baguette
+			heirloom_type = /obj/item/toy/dummy, /obj/item/paint/anycolor
+		if("Cook")
+			heirloom_type = /obj/item/kitchen/knife/scimitar
+		if("Medical Doctor")
+			heirloom_type = /obj/item/healthanalyzer/advanced
+		if("Station Engineer")
+			heirloom_type = /obj/item/wirecutters/brass
+		if("Atmospheric Technician")
+			heirloom_type = /obj/item/extinguisher/mini/family
 		if("Lawyer")
-			heirloom_type = /obj/item/gavelhammer
+			heirloom_type = /obj/item/storage/briefcase/lawyer/family
 		if("Janitor")
 			heirloom_type = /obj/item/mop
 		if("Security Officer")
-			heirloom_type = /obj/item/book/manual/wiki/security_space_law
+			heirloom_type = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/silver/valor
 		if("Scientist")
 			heirloom_type = /obj/item/toy/plush/slimeplushie
 		if("Assistant")
 			heirloom_type = /obj/item/storage/toolbox/mechanical/old/heirloom
+		if("Chaplain")
+			heirloom_type = /obj/item/camera/spooky/family
+		if("Captain")
+			heirloom_type = /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/gold/captain/family
 	if(!heirloom_type)
 		heirloom_type = pick(
 		/obj/item/toy/cards/deck,